00:01I need my foundation, I need my lip gloss, I need my highlights and my contour.
00:08Snowflake, a young person who's considered overly emotional, easily offended,
00:14Fuck you guys, this is not okay, and dramatic.
00:18This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.
00:23There's a heap of young adults who can't even unload a dishwasher, let alone hold down a job.
00:29And these 10 Snowflake's families have reached their breaking point.
00:33So, they've tricked their giant babies into traveling far, far away to make them grow the hell up.
00:40Matt!
00:42Where the hell are we?
00:43I feel like I'm on a fucking pilgrimage.
00:45And that's where we come in.
00:47I'm Joel, this is my buddy Matt.
00:49I was an army combat engineer for almost 10 years.
00:53I'm former Navy Explosive Ordnance Disposal, it's basically the bomb squad.
00:57Think Hurt Locker.
00:59Now, me and Matt, who survived off the land our whole lives, are going to take these kids back to
01:04basics.
01:05Hurry up!
01:07What?
01:08Because the wilderness forces you to toughen up.
01:12Feels borderline abusive.
01:14Are they going to rise to the challenge?
01:16What?
01:17You're an animal.
01:18Just so you know, I just shit in a paint bucket.
01:22Or, are they going to do what they do best?
01:24I'm not doing that, no way, no way.
01:26Bleh!
01:27Melt down.
01:28I can see it now.
01:30I'm going to get a rash.
01:31A pussy rash.
01:32Ow!
01:33It's not going to be easy.
01:34We don't know if they can do it.
01:35I just can't do it.
01:38Because I'm vegan.
01:40You might cry.
01:41I just don't know if carry it on would be the right thing.
01:44They might die.
01:45Ah!
01:46Fuck my life!
01:49We're actually nice guys.
01:51No, you're not.
01:52Bye!
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