00:00All I ever wanted was a simple life.
00:03I'm going to fake my death.
00:05What could be simpler?
00:09I begged him to turn himself in.
00:11Where have you decided to live when it's all calmed down?
00:13Next bloody door!
00:15Genius!
00:16Hopes are fading in the search of John Darwin.
00:19We should never give up hope, should we, Mum?
00:21He'll be absolutely fine.
00:23Full English, please.
00:24It was all going to his plan.
00:26Gotcha!
00:27You want me to exploit people's genuine sympathy for your benefit?
00:31Well, obviously, don't put it like that.
00:33Yes.
00:33What could possibly go wrong?
00:35What now?
00:36Could you tell me who I need to speak to about making a life insurance claim?
00:41An unbelievably true story.
00:43Totally bloody nuts.
00:44The worst is over now, Pat.
00:46How could our mum continue to let us believe our dad had died when he was very much alive?
00:52What have I done?
00:53The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe starts Easter Sunday on ITV and ITV Hub.
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