00:00Well, I would have had pre-wedding wobbles if I'd known what was going to happen.
00:04So we got married, and then between getting married and going to the reception,
00:09Gary informed me that the night before, you know, we'd stayed in separate places,
00:13he'd been arrested.
00:15And thrown in a police cell.
00:17What?
00:18I know.
00:18So he was at a hotel with all his mates.
00:20I won't bore you with the long story about how it happened,
00:23but basically there was a fire alarm,
00:26and he wouldn't leave the hotel till he knew that the kids were all right,
00:30and then they wouldn't let him know where the kids were,
00:32and anyway, he got Larry.
00:35And then it was all fine, and it was a false alarm,
00:37and he went to sleep, and then...
00:39..like that, four policemen got arrested,
00:42chucked into, you know, the cells underneath the...
00:46And he was like...
00:47And he said, at one point, I could see through the bars
00:50that it was getting daylight.
00:52We were getting married at 10am.
00:53Oh, my God, I never knew that story.
00:55And they said, and I heard a milk float,
00:57you know, the jangling of the...
00:59And he was going, I'm getting married, I'm getting married.
01:01And they were like, oh, we've heard that excuse before.
01:04Anyway, blah, blah.
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