00:00This is big, actually.
00:01I saw that the daytime TV show Maury is ending.
00:04Oh.
00:06Yeah, 31 years on the air. It's quite a run.
00:09Oh, man. That's a shame.
00:10Maury's, like, my favorite show.
00:13What? That's not true.
00:15Maury's not your favorite show.
00:17I bet you've never even seen an episode, you liar.
00:20Don't you call me a liar. You don't even know me.
00:23You're the liar.
00:25No, no, no, no, no. No. You're the liar.
00:27Whoa.
00:28You are.
00:29Hey, guys, guys, calm down. Guys.
00:32You know what? I don't need this.
00:35all y'all.
00:36Wait, wait, wait, what?
00:37Oh, yeah. You are me.
00:38Boo! Boo!
00:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41No! I don't need any of you.
00:44Ah, ah! Forget it.
00:47You better run.
00:48If that's all you ever do is run.
01:02Higgins?
01:05You can't just storm out every time you get upset.
01:07You're right.
01:08You know? You have to learn to confront your problems.
01:11You know that?
01:12Yeah, I know that.
01:13You ready to go back out there?
01:16Let's do it. Let's go back out there.
01:17I don't know anything you want to refer to this part of this part of this part of this part
01:43of this part of this podcast.
01:47to prove if he actually watches Maury.
01:50All right, and here are the results.
01:53When asked, is Maury your favorite show,
01:57Higgins said, yes.
02:00Yeah.
02:03The lie detector determined that was a lie!
02:09No! No! No!
02:14No! No!
02:17Come on!
02:18Also, also, our paternity test determined
02:21you're the father of 28 illegitimate children.
02:26I knew that.
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