00:02I am so excited about your date with the teacher!
00:05It is not a date. It is a do-over.
00:07Let's take the romance out of it.
00:09I think you just did.
00:11You're not my girlfriend.
00:13And we're not dating.
00:14We're not?
00:15What are we doing?
00:17It's like having a newborn again,
00:19but with a cell phone and her period.
00:21See, how can we handle that?
00:23How long ago did this thing start?
00:25You gotta know.
00:27I should probably wash it off.
00:30I have never had to bribe a doorman to get into a hot club.
00:34Until tonight.
00:35That's really offensive.
00:36Was I just cancelled by a doorman?
00:38Mm-hmm.
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