00:01Have you told them, Lady Grantham?
00:03She's told us nothing.
00:04Do sit down.
00:07I've come into possession of a villa in the south of France.
00:10What villa?
00:11Start at the beginning.
00:13Years ago, before you were born, I met a man.
00:17They spend a few days together, and he gives her a house.
00:20You never thought to turn it down?
00:22Do I look as if I'd turned down a villa in the south of France?
00:29A telephone call for you, my lord.
00:30Mr. Barber is a producer and director.
00:33He wants to make a film at Downton.
00:35A moving picture at Downton.
00:37But the big film stars famous ones.
00:38I think it's a horrible idea.
00:40Actresses plastered in makeup and actors just plastered.
00:44There is something about it.
00:45Like a wild animal, ready to spring.
00:47Ready to spring on you, you mean?
00:49Action!
00:51Cut! Cut!
00:52Sorry.
00:53The modern world comes to Downton.
00:58Why do you think he gave you the villa?
01:00That is where the mystery resides.
01:02Then go off to the Riviera.
01:04And with any luck, we'd miss the whole of Mary's frightful film.
01:07I do hope that was a prop.
01:10You steer ahead.
01:12You're the captain now.
01:14There better be warned.
01:15The British are coming.
01:19Welcome to the Villa of the Doves.
01:21It's a beautiful place.
01:23How happy you must be.
01:24Oh, my goodness.
01:26Who is she?
01:27The Lady Grantham I first went to work for.
01:29Granny!
01:31Why did you invite us here?
01:38It doesn't look good for the pirate.
01:40She felt the need to keep it a secret.
01:43There's trouble in paradise.
01:46You don't need me to tell you that marriage is a novel.
01:48Full of plot twists along the way.
01:52Women like us fall into two categories.
01:55Dragons and fools.
01:57You must make sure they think of you as a dragon.
02:03But with that, I will say goodnight
02:05and leave you to discuss my mysterious past.
02:13It seems the public only want films that talk.
02:17I should have thought the best thing about films
02:19is that you can't hear them.
02:20It would be even better if you couldn't see them either.
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