00:08I've decided to go on a little trip just to get out my dad's ashes.
00:11Oh, that's sweet.
00:13My ashes?
00:14Going out with my dad, remember?
00:16Am I adopted?
00:17Fuck me, it's like I've got a replacement.
00:21I thought not caring was a superpower.
00:26I was wrong.
00:27Caring about stuff, that's what really matters.
00:29Kindness, making other people feel good.
00:31What were you doing?
00:32Just sprinkling a few of my dad's ashes.
00:34On the carpet?
00:35Yeah, it was his last request.
00:36Oh, was it?
00:37Two of you, out!
00:38Take your rubbish with you.
00:39Rubbish.
00:40Ah!
00:41That bit went in my mouth!
00:42Good.
00:42I hope that was his cock, you stupid cunt.
00:48I hope that was his cock, you stupid cunt.
00:59It's just a discussion.
01:00I don't know what God is exactly, but I believe in something.
01:04Vague.
01:05Well, we obviously go somewhere.
01:10I wish I hadn't teased her about there not being an afterlife now.
01:13I think she wanted to believe in heaven and angels and stuff.
01:17I hope she wasn't scared.
01:19There are angels.
01:20They don't have wings and live in clouds.
01:23They wear nurses' uniforms and work hard to pay the rent on their houses.
01:28If you want to be an angel, you've got to do it when you're alive.
01:30Be good.
01:31Do good things.
01:37I don't want you to worry.
01:39Don't worry about me.
01:40Just worry about you.
01:42Yeah?
01:43Be...
01:43Be happy.
01:46Be kind.
01:50Be Tony.
02:02I thought of little my house.
02:04Me.
02:05...
02:09...
02:10...
02:10You
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