00:01We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and a
00:08Happy New Year!
00:11Christmas at Donnock Manor. Capital of nowhere.
00:16I've had 27 years of therapy trying to recalibrate Christmas.
00:19All the sisters gathered together. I can remember when you lot used to fight like Spitfires and Metraspits.
00:28They don't tell me it doesn't have to be perfect, because it bloody well has to be.
00:32We decorated the Christmas tree with Daddy!
00:35Why don't we just stick this on top of the tree?
00:37That's marriage.
00:38Did you by any chance invite anyone for Christmas?
00:41Is it who I think it is?
00:42Your father is finally here this Christmas.
00:45Ah, this is my girlfriend Jackie.
00:47Hi!
00:48Let's show him what he's missed.
00:51For the last 27 years...
00:55I want to push this so far down your throat you'll need a colonoscopy to remove it.
00:59Marvellous!
01:02I feel like I've landed in Hogwarts.
01:05I propose a duel.
01:13No!
01:16Will you just shut up?!
01:18Could we just be a family and have a lovely Christmas?
01:23Merry Christmas everyone!
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