00:00Have you ever wondered who really runs the world?
00:03Everything you know is a lie.
00:06And the people who are really in control are.
00:09Jesus, can we turn on the lights for once?
00:12Some of us have hangovers, right?
00:16Our office manages every conspiracy in the world.
00:19Can you manage to show up on time?
00:22Raven Ridley!
00:23You are so smart, but your people skills...
00:26Everyone remember to do time cards!
00:29Time cards!
00:31That's why I brought in someone to co-lead the team.
00:33Red hand, thrilled to be serving whoever gives me approval.
00:36You're just some yes man.
00:37Yes man.
00:38These people are trying to push you out of the company just like you did to me.
00:41Dad, you weren't pushed out. You were fired.
00:44You almost exposed the deep state because you wanted a ride to Wetzel's Pretzels.
00:48You're lucky I called the snipers off.
00:50Gary, no. No.
00:53Haha, save it for stand-up night, Gary.
00:55I know that I could make the world a better place.
00:58I didn't have to deal with all of this.
01:00The Drone Throne!
01:02What the hell? Are you all high?
01:05What was I?
01:06Oh God!
01:07Wake up sheeple!
01:09Welcome to Inhuman Resources.
01:11I'm Mr. Mothman.
01:13I'm a mothman.
01:14I'm getting kind of sick of all the feedback on my personality.
01:17I've worked my whole life for this job.
01:19And I run the shit out of this office.
01:21But HR was right about one thing.
01:23I am difficult.
01:25Ring it! Ring it!
01:27Haha!
01:28Suck my dick!
01:35You do want to take over the world, right?
01:37Everyone wants that.
01:39Honey, denial isn't just a river I tried to steal with a laser.
01:44I don't think they're being honest with us about who's really in control.
01:53I can be your Denzel from Training Day.
01:55And she needs to know she can trust you.
01:57Smoke this PCP.
01:59What?
01:59Man the fuck up and finish that shit.
02:01I know you like to get wet, dawg.
02:02Regan!
02:03Help! Tell this thing I never saw Training Day!
02:05I turned it off when I realized it wasn't an exercise video!
02:07Sorry!
02:08These things are so literal sometimes.
02:17You can rush to get muscle and burn them all.
02:24You're not just gutting up some of these things.
02:27I need to get those things back in my pocket.
02:28All right.
02:28Hang on.
02:28After all, four days.
