00:00Did we order Chinese, Greek, and Italian food last night?
00:03And hot dogs.
00:04Ugh.
00:04Last night's a blur.
00:05Hey, what did we end up watching?
00:06Uh, was it Baby Monitor, Sound of Fear, or Coed Call Girl?
00:10No, I'd remember if we'd rocked a spelling.
00:12Hey, they should make a Lifetime movie out of that poor Tory spelling falling at Benihana.
00:16Teppanyaki, grill of death.
00:18We have limited time. Should we skip the town tour?
00:20We can't skip the town tour.
00:21Well, we'll keep it short.
00:23There's a debate going on whether or not to take the phone booth out.
00:26But where would Superman change when he comes to save our town from Ben Affleck?
00:28I made the same excellent point.
00:31I'm not making tater tots.
00:33Why not?
00:33We need sustenance.
00:34You're eating tacos.
00:35They're organic.
00:36Ah, and I saw you grab those mini donuts, put them down right now.
00:40Mom?
00:41Oh, yes.
00:42Isn't it wonderful?
00:45It's, it's the whole wall.
00:47This is my time to be rootless.
00:50And you're okay with this vagabond existence she's leading?
00:52She's Jack Kerouac.
00:53She's on the road in it.
00:54Pass the peyote.
00:55After you pass the peyote, what bathroom will you use to throw up in?
00:59Mmm, delicious.
01:01Explain to me again who that person is.
01:03Oh, that I could.
01:05I thought I knew exactly what I wanted and where I was going, but lately, I don't know, things seem
01:10hazier.
01:11We're happy.
01:12Luke and I are happy.
01:13I don't know how to do this.
01:15I was married for 50 years.
01:17Half of me is gone.
01:18I'm decluttering my life.
01:20If it brings you joy, you keep it.
01:21And if it doesn't, out it goes.
01:24No joy.
01:25He's taking the dining room chairs.
01:26They don't bring me joy.
01:27I'm feeling very lost these days.
01:30I have no job.
01:31I have no credit.
01:31I have no underwear.
01:32What?
01:33I would have been a contender.
01:34You're still a contender.
01:35Wow, are we excited about this?
01:36Wow, are we excited about this?
01:39Oh, people, the repeating part is over.
01:41I live for moments like these.
01:58Wow, that was pornographic.
02:06Haven't done that for a while.
02:07Felt good.
02:11I love you.
02:13Any, anywhere.
02:15That you tell me.
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