00:04Paxton!
00:05Guys, how can you be so sure?
00:07When you're old and on your deathbed,
00:08whose naked body do you want to be picturing?
00:11Wouldn't I be thinking about my kids and grandkids and stuff?
00:14No, that's a myth.
00:17This is my last chance for an American high school boyfriend.
00:20Good morning, Ben.
00:21Good morning, Paxton.
00:22That's why I have to figure out my boy situation stat.
00:25What's the alternative?
00:26You just date two guys until you move to India?
00:29So you're saying I should just have two boyfriends?
00:32Definitely not.
00:33Oh, my God.
00:35I have two boyfriends.
00:37I'm on a whole nother level.
00:38Ben gets my super brainy side.
00:41Paxton gets my mega horny side.
00:42I'm on a whole nother level.
00:43You kissy?
00:44Your father's ashes have barely begun to drift out to sea.
00:47I just got overcome with emotion.
00:48What are you gonna do at my funeral?
00:49Just have sex on top of my grave?
00:52I pray it's a closed casket.
00:53Pay attention, eyes on me.
00:56Pay attention, eyes on me.
00:58Pay attention, watch and see.
01:00Hey!
01:01Did I mention a life?
01:02Everybody, we have a new student.
01:04What's up? I'm Anissa.
01:06Another Indian girl who's prettier, cooler.
01:09Davey, you're holding that pin like a knife again.
01:12I really Davey'd this one up.
01:15Do you think I'm crazy?
01:16You never take no for the non-siddle.
01:19You never let anyone get in the way of what you want.
01:23I'm a changed woman.
01:24I'm as chill as a slurpee, bro.
01:31My mom doesn't tell me how to live my life.
01:33Megan Thee Stallion does.
01:35Amen, bitch.
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