00:01Let's just start with what you were doing before the event this evening.
00:06I was bribing a motorcycle cop.
00:07You were bribing a police officer.
00:09Indeed. Not for the first time.
00:11And up until recently, you consulted for the LAPD.
00:15And you also claim that you're the devil.
00:16Was the devil. God now.
00:18Well, nearly.
00:19And how old would you say you are again?
00:21The one time works very differently in hell, so...
00:25He's just sensitive about his age.
00:27I mean, even I don't know the real number.
00:30It's time for you to assume your place on Father's throne.
00:33What's the rush? Becoming God is a big job.
00:36Maybe he doesn't want to go in half-cocked.
00:38I should definitely be full-cocked.
00:43I need your help.
00:44I thought I wasn't your therapist anymore.
00:45Then look at what's happened.
00:47The world has no God. Clearly, I belong on his couch.
00:51Lucifer, what is that?
00:54That is my throne.
01:01Excuse me.
01:03Something I can help you with?
01:04Want to help me destroy Lucifer Morningstar?
01:09The laws of nature are breaking down.
01:12And the apocalypse is now.
01:14Bulldogs.
01:16There's only one thing we can do.
01:17Vacation in Colombia.
01:19Beautiful beaches, mountains of illicit drugs.
01:26None of us know exactly how it's going to end.
01:36Relax, dude. He was like that when I found him.
01:39Never bring a knife to a devil's fight.
01:47I'm ready.
01:48I hope so.
01:49Cause I make quite the entrance.
01:58We still have one mystery left to solve.
02:01The murder of Lucifer Morningstar.
02:05A
02:12Well...I certainly did not see this coming.
02:15The death walls with the Devil!
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