00:04The question is, why can't I have a yacht?
00:08Sasha, Malia, yes, we can.
00:12Okay, when the Obama starts, I gotta go.
00:16Hold on, Dad, why can't y'all try yoga?
00:19I mean, didn't you say you wanted us to bond more?
00:21I don't know how I let this girl talk me into coming into this whack-ass yoga.
00:25Because you're weak, boy.
00:27And why are you here?
00:28I'll give you two reasons.
00:30Hello, ladies.
00:31Good.
00:32I think she's having a hard time with her mom being gone.
00:35I don't know how to connect with her.
00:36Why are you in your pajamas when we getting ready to go to church?
00:38I think I'm gonna pass on church this week.
00:40I'm gonna tell you right now, everybody under this roof goes to church.
00:45I'm happy you came.
00:47I'd be even happier if you told me you got a pastry in that napsack.
00:50Won't he do it?
00:52Yes, he will.
00:52And I want to let you know something, brother.
00:54I am free from my diabetes.
00:56Save me half of that.
00:57Say one!
00:58Say one!
01:00Dad?
01:01What are you wearing?
01:02I'm wearing the ladies' skinny jeans.
01:04Those jeans aren't skinny.
01:05They're starving.
01:07Oh.
01:13I hear my music.
01:15That's my song right there.
01:16Woo!
01:17Get this on your TikTok.
01:18Hey!
01:19I don't want to lose any followers.
01:21Let's have a good-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune
01:25-tune-tune-tune-tune-tune!
01:25What are you doing?
01:27It smells like a Snoop concert down here.
01:29Why can you be like every other father?
01:31Just get drunk and pass out.
01:33It's 2019 for God's sake.
01:36It's 2021, for God's sake.
01:38Damn, that's some good shit.
01:41You know, I'm a teenage girl.
01:43I'm gonna talk to boys.
01:44And I am a grown black man, and I'm gonna whip them boys' asses.
01:47Yeah, relax. It's not even what you think.
01:49The answer is still no.
01:51I don't want you driving around with some strange boy.
01:54You know how these young boys are out here ghost-riding the whip and whatnot?
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