00:00.
00:06There used to be a green tower alone on the sea.
00:12No!
00:19Hi, I'm here to see Emily Stanton.
00:22Do you have an appointment?
00:22I'm her best friend.
00:24We're not currently what I would say best friends or friends.
00:30You look good.
00:30You look great.
00:32What have you been up to?
00:33Let me show you.
00:35I've been developing a genetic platform that will allow us to give ordinary people superpowers.
00:40But do me a favor, please.
00:42Don't touch anything.
00:44What are you doing?
00:49Oh, dear God, Lydia.
00:51Do you have any idea what you've done?
00:53You just took our only formula for super strength.
00:57Everything about you will become stronger.
01:00Oh, I am all-powerful!
01:04Did I get sprained in my groin?
01:06Do chicks have groins?
01:10What's your superpower?
01:12Invisibility.
01:13That's awesome.
01:15Let's see what these powers can really do.
01:18Everyone just stay calm and no one's gonna get hurt.
01:23And stop!
01:24You're cooking them from the inside out!
01:27Oh, man.
01:27Please don't film this, sir.
01:28It's a mistake!
01:31Thunder Force, remember it.
01:32Thunder Force!
01:33For the first time in history, we're seeing real-life superheroes fighting crime.
01:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:40I play dirty.
01:41But we're also seeing a new kind of criminal.
01:44This city deserves what's coming to it.
01:46Boom.
01:50Is go time.
01:52Boom!
01:55We've gotta rethink this car.
01:57How can we not stop two chicks in their 40s?
02:02What's the smell?
02:03It's the suits!
02:05We can't wash them!
02:07Medium, do not throw that bus.I
02:10can't hear YOU because I'm literally throwing a bus!
02:18I'm sorry, that's on me.
02:23The hell are you?
02:25You'd think cancer, but Capricorn actually, Sag Moon, and all kinds of things rising.
02:31That's messed up.
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