00:03Hi, Paxton. We heard London's in total lockdown.
00:06We are all locked in this psychological prison of burning aloneness.
00:10How's Linda?
00:10She's somewhere in the house.
00:12Is there some type of issue?
00:15We are fine.
00:19Not only is everything not okay, nothing is okay.
00:22Linda said she was planning to end our thing.
00:28For two weeks, we are locked together here.
00:30You know, you think I'm so happy and normal.
00:33No, I'd never accuse you of being happy and normal.
00:35Because I'm not!
00:38I've been furloughed.
00:39Now there is literally zero purpose to my life.
00:42I'm going to get provisions.
00:43We need milk, bread.
00:47Wait, how many arses have you got?
00:48Piss off.
00:50The nice people that I fired, they were fired because of me.
00:53It's not about the virus, it's about who I am and what I do for a living.
00:58You fired them well.
01:00Is that a glass of wine?
01:01Yes. Yeah, it is.
01:05We have a situation, Paxton.
01:07All the major department stores are closing.
01:10They want everything out in the next four days.
01:12We have a problem.
01:13At Harrods, we have $4 million worth of jewelry.
01:15Someone's going to have to pack the valuables up.
01:16I believe you are a man who can be trusted.
01:19Yeah, I am.
01:20Yeah, I can be trusted.
01:22It's going to have to be someone that we trust, so that means inevitably it's going to be me.
01:26What are you taking out of Harrods?
01:28A diamond.
01:31Since lockdown, I'm looking back at myself like, that was then and this is now.
01:35The bastards who told me to fire those people.
01:38They are bad.
01:38You and I are good.
01:39Good is better than bad.
01:40You're talking about stealing a diamond.
01:42It's $3 million.
01:44Live wild or die, Linda.
01:50Harrods is the most glamorous store in the world.
01:53I know all the security guards.
01:55I know the security systems.
01:58I just need to get the gentleman's name.
02:00His name?
02:02Edgar Allan Poe.
02:03Edgar Allan Poe!
02:04Wow!
02:06What can go wrong?
02:08Lock down one last ride.
02:11Oh, Lord, who art in heaven.
02:12Oh, my God, my God!
02:13Forgive us the sin of deception.
02:27Who'd have thought a month ago we'd be doing this?
02:30Not me.
02:31And I'm feeling good.
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