00:01I'm Augie, by the way.
00:03Darby.
00:04Furby?
00:05Darby.
00:06Darby, sorry.
00:07Yeah, I know.
00:07I've gotten Furby before.
00:12Have you found the one?
00:14No, I found some losers on Match.com.
00:23I just feel like I'm failing all the time, you know?
00:25Like, is it always this hard?
00:26You go forth, and you get on that dick wagon.
00:30Mmm.
00:31It is your destiny.
00:32Very upset by the phrase, dick wagon.
00:36Why do you need a boyfriend right now?
00:38This isn't Jane Austen times.
00:39I'm sorry.
00:39I'm just having a small life panic.
00:42I just want to be the kind of woman who knows what she wants,
00:44and she's not afraid to go after it.
00:46You should be loved for the little derp-de-derp that you are.
00:54Oh, my God.
00:55I ran into Augie for the first time in two years.
00:58No.
00:58He's back in New York, apparently, which I would have known if I hadn't unfollowed him,
01:02and then I wouldn't have been blindsided wearing Crocs.
01:04Ew.
01:14Haven't you ever been caught up in a moment?
01:15We slept together one time.
01:17I don't owe you anything.
01:19I decide who I sleep with and who I love.
01:22I'm proud of you.
01:24You've grown into this brave, resilient, independent woman.
01:27It feels really right.
01:29Which is terrifying.
01:30But worth it, in the end.
01:42He realized he was not ready to be in a relationship.
01:45Also, I got really drunk at his dad's wake.
01:47No.
01:48That is okay.
01:48I mean, I puked at Jim's cousin's bat mitzvah.
01:51This all happened in front of his ex-wife.
01:52Oh, okay. You win.
01:55Oh.
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