00:00We are right on target for Q3 and I'm sorry, can I call you back?
00:04Mom, I'm working.
00:06That's what you wear to work. I want you to meet someone.
00:09This is a doctor and he's single.
00:11She's much prettier with makeup.
00:13I'm wearing makeup.
00:15I am done casually dating on the holidays.
00:17There's way too much pressure. It's ridiculous.
00:19Try being the only single person left in your family.
00:22Rodney said you didn't call him.
00:23You didn't call Rodney?
00:24Why didn't you call Rodney?
00:26Why didn't you call Rodney?
00:28Because I already have a boyfriend.
00:30Isn't he great?
00:32He's my holiday.
00:33What?
00:34A date solely for the holiday. No commitment.
00:37That's what I need for New Year's Eve. We can be each other's holiday.
00:40Come on, friends with one of its never works.
00:42Let's make it official.
00:44Non-sexual holidays from now on.
00:47This is great.
00:49We avoid this stupid pressure.
00:53And all the judgment.
00:55Happy Easter, my little bunnies.
01:01I want you to find someone who has real potential.
01:04Not this holiday crap like your aunt.
01:07She seems like she's having fun.
01:09She's gonna die alone in a wheelchair and a diaper.
01:17Do we have the finger?
01:20Holiday rule number three.
01:21Leave no holiday behind.
01:27No hands touched.
01:30Use protection?
01:32You like him.
01:34He likes you.
01:34These are not real problems.
01:36I can't just like him like him until I know for sure that he likes me.
01:39He likes me.
01:41Happy New Year.
01:42Happy New Year.
01:46Maybe this holiday thing will turn into something.
01:51Why is everyone so suspicious of a happy single woman?
01:54You look really sad.
01:56Human beings aren't meant to be alone on the holidays.
01:58Nobody puts baby in a corner.
02:12Nobody drops baby on her head.
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