00:00Why didn't we get the memo to be in that medley?
00:02Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:04Yeah, baby!
00:05Don't do that.
00:06It's Eurovision history, that.
00:07Pain in the butt to put on.
00:09I think I remember that.
00:10Now I wasn't born.
00:12Ha-ha!
00:12I'm just playing devil's advocate.
00:13Aren't you just?
00:20Yes, I can't wait.
00:21Eurovision on the big screen.
00:22Hollywood is calling.
00:24How come we didn't get a shout-out to be in this movie, though?
00:27That's cold.
00:28It's because we got beat by GEDWOOD.
00:29Ha-ha!
00:30There it is.
00:31Ah!
00:32There it is!
00:33Da-dum-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
00:37You've got it!
00:38Yes!
00:40Look at that.
00:41Bring it closer.
00:42Please put it on.
00:43There you go.
00:44Look at that!
00:45The last time the four of us watched something together,
00:50we were at Eurovision, probably looking at the scoreboard.
00:52I can hear Graham Norton in the booth.
00:54Oh, there he is!
00:54Oh, Pierce Brosnan.
00:57I'm just going to win the Pierce Brosnan.
00:59Hi, Daddy.
01:00It's been a while.
01:07I remember this.
01:08I remember this so well.
01:09That was me when I was a little boy.
01:10I thought I was going to say that as well then.
01:12One day I shall win the Eurovision Song Contest!
01:16Oh, that is me!
01:21Check out Will!
01:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:24Yeah!
01:25we heard going for
01:27Por Keno Man!
01:29Por Keno Man!
01:32Got such a lovely voice.
01:35The perfect Eurovision Song is dramatic, emotional.
01:39emotional one thing that that song didn't have key change yeah you had done you'd eaten
01:46something and you had you had diarrhea and you farted and it followed through in the
01:51car and it sank the whole car can you remember that it just followed through bruv it went
01:54all up my back it was horrible oh sob the detail a pain in the ass this thing this has
02:01been the bane of my life so it's got these little hooks can you see that and then you're
02:05supposed to just show you put the cardboard in the cardboard does come on put the cardboard in
02:10we'd love to play for you our submission for this year's eurovision song contest
02:22i know that feeling one two three four
02:31okay but that's a good song no it's like a grinder or a tinder profile isn't it like
02:38yeah yeah ding dong do you not think i don't know i i don't frequent those uh apps david
02:44this is actually me on the eurovision stage oh wow i can see no there it is is there like
02:50a hierarchy are you like i'm a winner no what are you doing i just want my ding dong to
02:59look
02:59bigger than what is really there speedo pad him oh you did that didn't you jake yeah i
03:03needed i needed to put banana down there it gets squash it needs to say hard like a savoy
03:07like an aubergine just get a strap on should i draw attention to my groin area as well now
03:13you get it yeah i could do a camel do a classic camel okay he's never out of style that's
03:19what
03:19i think there you go there's your trick you haven't been to many of our shows i enhance
03:24myself every night when i go on stage is enhanced you said jake you definitely you your suitcase
03:30was full of rolled up football socks i always wondered why now it makes sense mate honestly
03:36i thought you were gonna proper big me up then you know me i don't do that can you imagine
03:54the stress oh isn't that the nightmare can you imagine i i have that as a reoccurring nightmare
04:03like i'm not kidding i do
04:09winkle
04:13get on get on get on get on quick quick quick i love his look so much i would wear
04:19that
04:24yes fly something's gonna happen
04:36and it's the kind of thing that that happened to us we'd have won the contest with that
04:40out of pity when we weren't out of pity anyway
04:45do you remember it was just because it was like back to back to back and if you missed
04:48your slot that was it six minutes didn't we sancho yeah obviously it was in germany and
04:53you know what the job is like for bloody time keeping this is very different from our hotel
05:02yeah oh oh my gosh that is like the statue of richard that's somewhere to hang your coat
05:08but it was is that him he made a lot of dick of himself and i beautiful house beautiful house
05:15what a beautiful taste that i love it did you have a look at the cox and banging turn on
05:21grinder
05:25exactly exactly i remember saying that i don't get pissed don't get pissed and i was like i really
05:31want to get pissed uh the outfits and like the music videos and stuff like that are very eurovision
05:43so i'm wondering i'm wondering if he actually saw us when we did eurovision which i'll be buzzing
05:50about if i thought he did
05:53no matter how hard i try
05:57you keep pushing me aside and i can't bring through
06:02like it's messed up the word share
06:04on the lisman gate card
06:05didn't he win one year
06:09these are past winners
06:10i want to be there
06:12do you remember when we all did that boys we started to just toss out in acapella then the whole
06:16pub joined in
06:17are you in this you better be in this if you're not in this i'm i'm i'm leaving
06:22i feel like everyone else who ever did eurovision is there and you and me are watching it on the
06:27laptop
06:40surely there we go
06:55that is first class that must have been a right laugh
07:00and i'm i'm a movie star now i mean everybody wants to see this me too can we watch it
07:06again i remember everything you know what i'm like
07:09But what I don't remember is why didn't we get the memo to be in that medley?
07:15I could be one of those models.
07:18You could be a physical, living one with your knob out, like those models are.
07:25Well, that looks like a party I wouldn't have minded being at. That's all I'm saying.
07:28Did you have any hanky-panky at Eurovision?
07:33I don't... I mean, you know, make-up artists.
07:36I saw you and then...
07:39No, I'm so...
07:41What?
07:49It's so Eurovision, isn't it?
07:51Who is?
07:53The songs are... Oh, wow.
07:54Is he on a hamster wheel?
08:01I like that.
08:15Oh, okay...
08:16So not as bad as we expected.
08:22Yes, Stephen Peaseman's happened!
08:25The visual.
08:27The Dolphins.
08:32Oh no!
08:42You can't say stop, can you?
08:49Corky can say stop.
08:51Get away.
08:52Kill them.
08:53Kill them.
08:57I know I'm not supposed to laugh at this.
09:00Yes, you can do it.
09:02Yes.
09:04Well recovered.
09:06Me.
09:09I'm just going to put it out there that I love The Bush Rubble.
09:12I love that song.
09:13If that would have happened to us.
09:16I'm gone. I'm gone.
09:18Those two have got to win it, and if they don't,
09:20the Eurovision is fixed.
09:22We've so got back into that Eurovision bubble
09:24in the sense that the things that we're saying,
09:27like, Caroline,
09:28you're just dead.
09:30How are we covered?
09:31You've been waiting for it for so long,
09:33but you're terrified at the same time.
09:36The makeup artist really was not a fan of us,
09:40because we did all the makeup and everything,
09:42spent all day getting it right,
09:43and then we'd sweat like mad.
09:46Yes, I need a ride, okay?
09:48We're going to Paris, bro.
09:49No, Paris is a dump. You don't want to go there.
09:51We had the police escorting us, didn't we?
09:54Quiet!
09:55You need to relax, okay?
09:56Because otherwise you're going to get thrown out on the next turn.
10:02Remember the day we went out, Cheryl?
10:04Without the guards.
10:05I said, I hadn't went to see me in the end.
10:07I just hope he makes it in time.
10:09He's not got a good track record, has he?
10:14I saw you.
10:16I was really nervous, weren't you two?
10:19Yeah, incredibly nervous.
10:21Come on, you've got me.
10:23This is what I was saying, be a diva.
10:26Oh no!
10:27What's he doing?
10:29Drop the music, please.
10:31Oh no, what are you doing now?
10:33Lars!
10:34Confess your love, bro.
10:36What is he doing?
10:37No, sing Ya Ya Ding Dong!
10:47Best way to a woman's heart, my friend.
10:49Sing about art.
10:51It's such a good stage to be dramatic.
10:53Do it.
10:56I love that we immediately got a new backdrop.
11:06I love it!
11:08Ooh!
11:09That'll go!
11:10Oh, it's a powerful song, though.
11:11It's nice, it's a very nice song.
11:13Lee, that's how you hold the mic when you're doing your long notes, bro.
11:17Like that, that, and then...
11:18Oh!
11:22Well done!
11:24Wow!
11:24Oh!
11:26What beautiful wind.
11:28They would of course be disqualified for changing their song, but quite beautiful.
11:32Oh, the universe is fantastic.
11:35Oh!
11:35I'm loving this.
11:36Kiss!
11:37Kiss!
11:38Kiss!
11:38Kiss!
11:39Kiss!
11:40Kiss!
11:42Put it on now.
11:43I'll pick love story, go on.
11:44Pick that one.
11:44Pick that one.
11:45Pick that one.
11:46Pick that one.
11:47Pick that one.
11:51Pick that one.
11:53Oh!
11:54Stand up, Jake!
11:55Stand in ovation!
11:56Now that I'm watching this, it's brought it all back.
11:59You know what I mean?
11:59Yeah, definitely.
12:00And thank you so much for joining us.
12:02I'm Courtney Act.
12:04I'm Conchita.
12:05I'm David.
12:06I'm Caroline.
12:07I'm Russ.
12:08I'm Natalie.
12:09And we've been watching Eurovision Song Contest, The Story of Fire Saga.
12:13And I can't wait to watch it again.
12:15Hey!
12:15I've been enjoying it.
12:17I'm Joe.
12:18And I'm Jake.
12:19I'm Simon.
12:19I'm Duncan.
12:20I'm Anthony.
12:21And I'm Lee.
12:22You're gonna love it.
12:23This is Cheryl.
12:24I'm Mike.
12:24And I'm Jay.
12:25Take care.
12:26Bye-bye.
12:27Bye!
12:29They may make another one of those.
12:30Maybe a part two.
12:31We might do that one.
12:33Well, we're in the promo.
12:35Are we?
12:36Oh yeah, of course we are.
12:38Yeah, this is what we're doing.
12:39Or is it all in the news.
12:39You vill season facebook.
12:40You know some cool comments, there's been an increase in background .
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