00:03I mean, I'd jack it in, teach them a craft instead, get them up a chimney, pickpocketing.
00:08Like an over twist.
00:09You could send them out across London and back they'd come, their little withered arms are full of plunder.
00:15I bring home some neckerchiefs and wristwatches.
00:18I sold my legs, father. Can I have a little more soap?
00:22It's not a bad idea.
00:23Just planting seeds.
00:24It is in stark contravention of social distancing laws.
00:27Oh, well, I assumed if you were okay with your kids robbing total strangers, you'd be fine with them ignoring
00:32the two-metre rule.
00:33I think ethically it's a grey area, I'd say.
00:37You'd be a good fan.
00:39You'd be a good Nancy.
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