00:01I want to welcome our newest four-star general, Mark Naird, formerly number two at the Air Force.
00:07Thank you. It has always been my dream to command a service branch.
00:11Our nation's internet runs through our vulnerable space satellites.
00:15POTUS wants complete space dominance.
00:17To that end, the president is creating a new branch, Space Force, which Mark will run.
00:24What?
00:26This is a great adventure we are embarking on today.
00:30There will be setbacks, but greatness was never won without sacrifice.
00:35Oh, he is blowing it just like you thought.
00:38Yeah, it is a complete shit show.
00:40Oh, my dry cleaner. Yeah, yeah, they lost my dress wipes.
00:47Space should be a zone of wonder, not of conflict and death.
00:51There's a scientist who have a loyalty to reason. It makes you a little untrustworthy.
00:58How much was that prototype?
00:59Four.
01:00Million?
01:01Middle schools. Cost as much as four new middle schools.
01:04Fuck.
01:05Fuck!
01:06Are you running?
01:07No, keep up.
01:07Your attitude seems to be, give us money and don't look while we militarize space.
01:12You are running!
01:13Keep up!
01:14Hey, bug! What are you doing?
01:16Got suspended. Gave a teacher the finger.
01:18His blood pressure is spiking.
01:19Brad!
01:19No interruptions for five minutes.
01:29Aruba.
01:30Jamaica.
01:31Ooh, I wanna take you.
01:33Bermuda.
01:35Kalama.
01:35Kalama.
01:36Pretty mama.
01:37Kalama.
01:38Bodies in the sand.
01:43Tropical drinks melting in your hand.
01:47We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band.
02:0750 years ago, our country put a man on the moon.
02:11Well, guess what, kids?
02:12We're going back.
02:23I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahamas.
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