00:04Good morning, Winner. Take a deep breath.
00:11Good. You're ready to dominate this day.
00:15You've worked harder than everyone, and that is why you're a champion.
00:22You understand that greatness takes sacrifice.
00:26Visualize what you still want to achieve.
00:30Stand atop the mountain of your success and look down at everyone who's ever doubted you.
00:38Fuck those losers. Fuck them in their stupid fucking faces.
00:51Hey!
00:53Oh, oh!
00:55Oh, shit.
00:57Oh, shit.
01:01Oh, shit.
01:03I'm a bad motherfucker, yeah.
01:06No, I keep going.
01:07I came straight up the stage up a glass, though.
01:11Excuse me.
01:13Oh.
01:13What?
01:14Oh.
01:14What?
01:15Oh.
01:15What?
01:16Missed ya.
01:17I missed you.
01:18I missed you so much.
01:20It's been one night.
01:23Are we going to go to school, or?
01:24Nope.
01:26I don't think we are.
01:27Nope.
01:27We're just going to stay here.
01:30I don't want to stress you out.
01:31I just want to tell you the truth.
01:34Motherfuckers try to turn us apart.
01:36But we're all electrically.
01:40My revolution ain't made loving you.
01:43It's time for the next evolution.
01:46And here's how we're going to do it.
01:49Step up on the streets.
01:51Speak that town like a mastermind.
01:54Are you kidding me?
02:02I never have to see any of you ever again, OK?
02:05That's it.
02:06Signing off.
02:07Go Crockets.
02:09Boom.
02:10Principal Brown.
02:11Oh.
02:14Hi, Molly, Amy.
02:16What's shaking?
02:16I want to make the transition of next year's student
02:18government as seamless as possible, so that when I'm
02:20up in New Haven.
02:21Yale.
02:21You can just say Yale, please.
02:23Well, our class's official policy is to not
02:25discuss where anyone is attending next year.
02:27We don't want them to feel insecure.
02:29Very thoughtful.
02:30Anyway, I need to go over the end of the year budget
02:32numbers we have.
02:33Oh.
02:34Gosh.
02:35Really?
02:36Like, now?
02:38Why don't you do it with Nick, you know?
02:40Please?
02:41I mean, he's the vice president.
02:43Nick?
02:46We both know that Nick only ran for VP because they planned
02:49the dances.
02:49That position is basically a popularity contest.
02:52He's useless.
02:53Ladies, it's the last day.
02:55You know?
02:56We did it, huh?
02:57We got you through high school.
02:58Can't we just graduate, head off to college, you know,
03:01celebrate this wonderful achievement.
03:03Let's focus on getting through the rest of the day without
03:05anything horrible.
03:06I'm sorry, are you shutting the door on us?
03:07Because that's not subtle.
03:08We will persist.
03:10Nick's like the great equalizer.
03:13Delegates from every group of girls are casting their
03:16ballots for his penis.
03:17Oh, Triple A takes the lead.
03:20Don't call her that.
03:21Everybody calls her that.
03:23She gave roadside assistance to three senior guys last year.
03:25You hear them getting degrading nicknames?
03:27They call Sam Rose dick splinter?
03:29That's not derogatory.
03:31It's a factual description.
03:327.20.
03:33Under eight minutes?
03:35You're joking!
03:36Oh my god.
03:379.43.
03:38What am I going to do about you girls next year?
03:40Nobody around here even attempts the Thursday.
03:42Well, Amy and I are going to Skype the puzzle every single
03:45week so we will send you our Sunday times.
03:46You know what?
03:47Why don't I just give you to my number?
03:49That way you guys can call or text me if you need anything.
03:52Yeah.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Just make our lives true.
03:55Definitely.
03:56I'll give you mine after.
03:57No, no, no, no.
03:57I'll just share the contact.
03:58I can just give you mine after.
03:58I'm just going to share the contact.
03:59Wait, wait, wait, Miss Fine.
04:00I thought there were no cell phones allowed in class.
04:02Or are there exceptions for ass kissers?
04:04Hey!
04:05A dollar in the swear jar.
04:06I'm so sorry.
04:07These shorts, they don't have pockets.
04:10Excuse me.
04:10Excuse me.
04:11Jesus Christ.
04:12Oh my god.
04:13No spatial awareness at this school.
04:16Hey, Amy.
04:18Yeah?
04:18Did you just score your teacher's phone number?
04:21Yeah.
04:22Nice.
04:26Hey, Miss Fine, you should come party with us tonight.
04:29Did you just ask Miss Fine if she wants to party with you?
04:32You think she wants to watch you and your friends get drunk and break things?
04:35Yeah, sorry.
04:35Hold on.
04:36I was having a conversation with her.
04:37You were not part of this.
04:38Sit down, Theo.
04:39Yo, yo.
04:40Put up Miss Fine.
04:42I just want to drop off a last day present for my favorite teach.
04:44Jared, you are not my student.
04:46I've heard great things.
04:47And hey, everybody else got their graduation gifts.
04:49Right?
04:50Come on.
04:51Jar Bear coming at you from all angles.
04:53Right?
04:53Nobody asked for that.
04:55Big me.
04:56Little little me.
04:57Little baby Jar at the bottom.
04:58Baby Jar says, happy graduation, everybody.
05:00Yeah, no one's going to wear a shirt with your face on it, Jared.
05:03Like, not even ironically.
05:05Okay.
05:06Well, agree to disagree.
05:08Jared, just go.
05:09I'm out of here.
05:10Wasn't even here.
05:10See you, Molly.
05:12Bye, Molly.
05:12I'll see ya.
05:14Bye, Molly.
05:15Why does he...
05:15Why does he...
05:16Fair townspeople.
05:17Gorgeous.
05:17Fair townspeople.
05:19Fair townspeople, I swear to God.
05:22Mark thy calendars and make thy plans to attend the drama department's summer program,
05:28Shakespeare in the Park.
05:30King what?
05:31We will be performing the Barts comedies as modern tragedies outside Whole Foods across town.
05:38It's actually funny.
05:39It's what we did in my summer program last year in Barcelona, when I lived in Barcelona.
05:45I will be directing, and Alan may be starring pending auditions.
05:52I don't audition.
05:54I'm offer only.
05:56This looks fun, but I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna be here.
05:59Yeah, Amy's spending the summer in Botswana helping women make their own tampons.
06:03That's...
06:05Gross.
06:05Well, blood attracts lions.
06:07I'm saving lives.
06:08Oh, okay.
06:09Well, that's actually noble.
06:10I, too, have a fear of big cats.
06:12And I can't, because I'm working all summer, and also I don't want to.
06:16You are a philistine.
06:17Why would you do theater when you could do debate?
06:19Because some of us enjoy working with others.
06:22And some of us know how to win.
06:23Nobody's winning in that outfit.
06:25Sit down, y'all.
06:26We got work to do.
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