00:04Captain Solo has been freed. I have returned to complete my Jedi training Master Yoder.
00:09No more training do you need. Already have all that you require.
00:15Then I am a Jedi.
00:19Patience young Skywalker. One thing remains. Darth Vader.
00:26That is a fantastic performance by Philip Schofield there, isn't it?
00:30You know why? Why? Because he stayed faithful to the original.
00:33Master Yoder, there is one thing I need to know. Is Darth Vader my bother?
00:39Only one way to find out there is. Ask Jeremy Kyle. He has the results of the paternity test.
00:48Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? You're messing about with it again.
00:52Cut!
