00:00Oh my gosh, email from Jake.
00:02As you know, I'm on a mental gap year in Australia.
00:05Come and stay any time you like.
00:06I'm in.
00:09Australia is the sex capital of the world.
00:11You know why they call it Down Under?
00:13Because that's where your face spends most of the time.
00:15Plenty of time in the bush, Neil.
00:16The bush around the pussy.
00:20She looks well freaked out.
00:22Do you think that might have anything to do with the car down here?
00:25This is the classic Aussie shagging wagon.
00:27The mobile virgin conversion unit.
00:32We're backpacking there.
00:34Get into the backpacking vibe.
00:36Vibe?
00:37Come to Byron Bay.
00:39It is awesome.
00:40Well, be careful.
00:41Muff before Mace is actually a crime in Australia.
00:44Yeah, for little...
00:46Darts.
00:47I don't think they got bored.
00:48Katie, can I play your song?
00:49How about the sound of silence?
00:51If anyone starts playing the bongos, I'm leaving.
00:55Sorry, sorry.
01:00Simon, swear on your hoodie you're not going to cheat on me.
01:03I just love you so much.
01:05Basically, I just need to kill myself.
01:07And it's got to be easier than breaking up with her.
01:09I just need to Skype home.
01:10I've seen your mum for six months.
01:12I need to refresh the image in the wank bank.
01:14Hello, darling.
01:14I can't see you.
01:15Tip the lid forward.
01:16How's that?
01:17Move it on!
01:21Everyone knows that backpacking girls are the loosest.
01:23That's why it's called a gap here.
01:25Because of the gap between their legs.
01:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:28I know.
01:32It's very recent.
01:32.
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