00:00Hi gang, how are we?
00:02Hungry, tired, full of hate and fury.
00:04Why? We're cats.
00:05So am I, and I'm none of those things.
00:07Sorry, I should have said we're cats with balls.
00:10Bollocks, you heard of them?
00:11Clever.
00:13What's the plan for the day?
00:15Try to find the kids' home.
00:17Get distracted immediately.
00:19Kill something.
00:21What's the biggest thing we could take down if we worked together?
00:23Dunno. Fat kid.
00:25Yes, bag us a little waggoo fat kid.
00:30How do you want to die?
00:31Big fight. Bosh. Yeah.
00:33How do you want to die? Uh, handjob.
00:35How would you die of that? Dunno, I panicked.
00:37Do you want to think about it? Yeah, I've gone off the idea.
00:39Okay, what then?
00:42Parkinson's. Fucking hell.
00:44Gus. What?
00:45I wish I'd never been born. Don't ever say that.
00:48Life is a gift.
00:50And you're a cat.
00:52Do you know how good that is? To be a cat.
00:54Pretty good. It's fucking great.
00:57Don't swear.
01:01This is Lara. Hello.
01:02I'm not committed yet.
01:04What? I'll keep my options open.
01:05How are you? Same here. You?
01:07I've got loads of options. You haven't got any fucking options.
01:09Like last night. What did you do last night?
01:11Fucked a rat.
01:16Stop showing off and be yourself.
01:19What are you afraid of?
01:20I'm not afraid of anything. Well, bees.
01:22Water. Yeah.
01:24Spiders. Spiders don't count.
01:25Why? Maybe the fucking eight legs and fucking ten eyes the cunts have got.
01:34Ow. What was that for?
01:35What? I'm a cat. That's what cats do.
01:40Okay, here he comes. Here he comes.
01:42Wait for it. One.
01:44Two.
01:44Two.
01:48Where was the three?
01:49I didn't say three. I jumped on three, didn't I?
01:51Yeah, we were waiting for a three, though.
01:52Yeah, I know, yeah.
01:53There's a set of things that you think, yeah?
01:54Yeah, think. Fucking think.
01:59The End
02:03FatherKS
02:12You
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