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00:23So a dragon chased you into this world.
00:27Congrats, you're as screwed as I was.
00:29But if you've got a baron on you, well, you're already luckier than every single soul on this continent.
00:46Hey there, baby girl. Look at daddy got himself a fresh tan today.
00:50If you don't come home soon, she's gonna forget your face.
00:53Two weeks. The minute this op wraps, I'm out with-
00:57Fuck me!
01:00Um, gotta go. Kiss the baby for me.
01:13Kill! The coordinates! They're right on top of us! Mortars!
01:22I'm so sorry, Lily.
01:35What the hell? Where am I?
01:41I can't believe I'm still alive.
01:54What the hell? All my former weapons, they're all sealed in this space.
02:07We got a big boy.
02:27What the fuck?
02:29A dragon. A literal dragon. Man, did that mortar blow me straight into an RPG.
02:41Holy shit!
02:42Ah surgeries.
02:47Neueria?
02:49Neueria?
02:49She never shoots fire unprovoked?
03:06Hey giant iguana, watch your damn manners. I didn't even touch you!
03:18Reasoning with a giant lizard, I'm a fucking idiot
03:29Hold it!
03:49Holy shit! A princess and a dragon? Who wrote this script? Can I get a refund?
03:55Assassin, who sent you?
04:01Well, well, Princess Arolia found you at last
04:10Then explain the gash on Nimera's wing
04:12Whoa, chill, Princess. Not my fault
04:16Let's see if you're as tough as you talk
04:26Whoa, whoa, hold up! Listen!
04:43Grab the little princess
04:44Master wants her alive
04:47As his phantom bride
04:50Kael'thar
04:52I knew that bastard wouldn't let me go
04:55Oh, sweet! My Uber's here!
04:58Hey, guys, cut me down?
04:59I'll gladly roll with you
05:01I'm done with this psycho bitch
05:03Human male
05:04Collateral
05:05Execute him
05:06The fuck did I do to you?
05:08I ain't even been here two hours
05:10And you're already trying to ice me?
05:12Princess!
05:13Tell your giant iguana
05:14To light him the fuck up!
05:17She's out of juice
05:25Gee, thanks a fucking lot
05:33Cut me down
05:34Let me handle this
05:36Why should I trust you?
05:39You got a plan B right now?
05:49Ladies and gentlemen
05:51It is officially showtime!
06:03What sorcery is this?
06:06What sorcery is this?
06:19One hit
06:20He flatlined
06:22A knight commander
06:23In one hit
06:45What kind of divine artifact is that?
06:48Desert eagle
06:49Is that a magic spell?
06:51Close enough
06:52But that's just a little trick
06:54I've got something way bigger and thicker called a borrow
06:58Forget it
06:59Keep your little secrets
07:00Pretend I never asked
07:02Hey!
07:02Where are you going?
07:04Father and mother are still locked up by Kael'thar in the palace
07:07With this mysterious man backing me up
07:10Just maybe
07:11By the way
07:12I still need a royal guard
07:14Interested?
07:15Stick with me
07:15And I'll give you a dukesteat
07:17Doesn't hurt to have backup in this weird ass place
07:20Once I get the lay of the land
07:21I might actually find my way home
07:23Well then
07:24Much obliged
07:25Your righteousness
07:31Crap!
07:32It's the undead army's main force
07:34Get on now!
07:44Get your hands off me
07:46Princess
07:47It's called professional ethics
07:48I'm your bodyguard
07:50I don't hold the VIP tight
07:51I get dropped
07:53Then keep your hands on my waist
07:54If they wander up an inch
07:56I'm throwing you off
08:00Princess
08:00What's the deal with the goth castle down there?
08:03The former royal palace of Veyra
08:06Now it's Kael'thar's personal altar
08:09An altar?
08:10For who?
08:12The abyss
08:23Little princess
08:25Smelled Nimria's fire from a mile away
08:28Who's the human Tagalot?
08:30Uncle Durin
08:31This is my guard
08:32Kael
08:32How you doing Durin?
08:37Makes a weird iron
08:38Not alchemist Gil
08:39Trade secret
08:49The warning array
08:51South East
08:52Demonic presence
08:53Closing on fast
09:08Veyra
09:08The bone legion
09:10is under 30 miles out kael'thar's coming straight for you elder i can leave but please
09:18keep your people safe as long as the royal bloodline breathes the dwarves hold the line
09:25elder mind if i pitch a crazy idea i want to see your books
09:35books yeah maps asbest degrees tactical layouts before sunrise i'm cramming this whole damn
09:42continent into my brain broi know your place give them to him all of them
09:56elves high mana hate heat and rust dwarves insane stamina vulnerable to magic overload
10:05undead knights weak to silver holy fire
10:14fantasy war ain't so different from mountain counter-terrorism
10:21you don't look like a mere guard when you read
10:27what do i look like then like a general preparing to take the throne princess your taste in men is
10:32a
10:33little off that look in his eyes just now why did it remind me of father the year he was
10:38crowned
10:41princess outside the canyon the first undead army is launching a full assault
10:46and three corrupted dragons circling the canyon
10:51the three of them perfect timing
11:09i'm scared kid not even a little then what are you doing
11:14distance to those three oversized iguanas is about 1400 meters southeast wind force three
11:21what are you mumbling about uncle dursey stick around i'm about to give you one hell of a show
11:49this long one what is it called she's called truth his eyes are even scarier than his words kale
12:03what exactly did you do before all this
12:07i killed people
12:11but only the bad ones
12:16then tonight please kill everyone who wants to murder my people
12:23consider it done
12:39hand over aurelia
12:50elders let me out
12:53i
13:01father always said a royal belongs on the front lines
13:05tonight it's my turn
13:08aurelia vera begs you
13:09let me fight
13:15sister
13:18my dragon loves you the most he says please don't die
13:29thanks for trusting me
13:31thanks for trusting me now it's my turn to protect you
13:32never
13:33they're
13:33that's
13:38she's
13:41there's no
13:42but i'm sure that they're not
13:58we'll send you this
14:00the second gate max range for your archers then fall back this wasteland is
14:29mine tonight
14:30hounds of kael'thar i'm right here let the dwarves go smells delicious the master wants you as a
14:39sacrifice
14:45hey ugly
14:49who are you calling delicious see ya
15:13one shot he dropped a whole damn dragon
15:18what the hell is that what kind of artifact
15:26meet the barret back home we use this to shred armor and bust bunkers
15:30tonight i'm changing the menu
15:56hellfire everyone under the wings
16:04bring it on you freaks time to show you a real goddamn airstrike
16:20pure energy is fragile
16:23shoving an ap round in there is like lighting a powder keg down its throat
16:27sorry big guy i'm in a rush to get home ain't got time to play
16:52impossible this power doesn't belong
17:10princess did my firepower scare you
17:18you
17:20you almost didn't make it
17:25promised i'd be your guard almost dying on the job is just bad service
17:38by the human god of war the dwarves swear eternal alliance
17:43warlord tail
17:50stars are all wrong this ain't time travel it's a whole different dimension
17:55emily baby
17:58daddy's gonna be a little late
18:05well well a new variable a man stands beside aurelia and he doesn't belong here
18:18that metal that craftsmanship not of this world
18:24could he have it the one thing i've waited a century for
18:39i'll welcome this stray man to my altar myself
18:46it's aurelia she's still alive
18:50my king how do you know
18:53her father just knows
18:55hold on aurelia your father's waiting for you
19:05tell me if it hurts
19:07from now on i got your back
19:10his hands are so warm
19:15kale
19:16help me take back the palace
19:18do this and you'll get more than just a ducati
19:22oh yeah like what
19:26me
19:37bloodline confirmed daughter of the abyss come home
19:48aurelia
20:12aurelia what's wrong
20:12what's wrong eyes on me
20:13look at me
20:18you are aurelia vera
20:23your dad's waiting for you
20:29match my heartbeat
20:32one
20:34two
20:35three
20:41bullets probably won't do
20:42shit against pure energy
20:44but i can't let her see me sweat
20:49hey giant eyeball
20:51you speak english
20:55this speck just blew away three of your dogs with one bullet
21:08another worldly weapon
21:12got bigger ones too
21:15want a taste
21:26outlander
21:28don't rush off
21:30i've prepared a home for you and my princess
21:46master's orders
21:48the outlander and the princess are coming with us
21:57looks like i'm working overtime tonight
22:04stay back
22:05elves hate heat and rust
22:07the book was right
22:10you pointy-eared freaks ever taste lead
22:14outlander scrap
22:35this power
22:37doesn't belong in this world
22:40so what
22:43the master's gonna love you
22:51daughter of the blood next time we meet it's on the master's altar
23:09the pulse is erratic
23:10temperature's spiking
23:12she's got two forces tearing her apart inside
23:19hang in there
23:20and
23:32kail
23:33the princess
23:36durin
23:37lock the canyon down
23:38traps ambushes and signal fires at every choke point
23:41from now on anyone who touches a single hair on her head goes through me
23:51and
23:57there's another soul hiding in the royal blood
24:01the mother of the abyss
24:03can you shut it down
24:05suppress yes
24:06cure no
24:08you need the holy relic to seal it for good
24:11where is it
24:12deep in the elven realm
24:19kid that shot last night's insane
24:21teach the boys how to shoot that truth of yours
24:24can't teach that
24:26but i can teach you how to die looking a little less ugly
24:32this baby busts your thickest armor in three shots
24:35remember
24:37never stand right behind me in a fire fight
24:40loud and clear boss
24:51who said you could get out of bed
24:52mr bodyguard
24:54am i in trouble for getting out of bed
25:03i need to ask you something
25:09last night
25:11the abyss called me its child
25:12if i ever actually turn into that monster
25:15that's never gonna happen
25:18but what if it does
25:28if it does
25:29you raise this
25:31you raise this
25:31and aim right here
25:40then you pull the trigger
25:43ain't no way i'm letting it take you from me
26:05princess
26:06princess dressing like that is just begging for wolves
26:10i have a bodyguard
26:11what's there to be afraid of
26:13bro she clearly dressed up just for you
26:16eyes on the road
26:28you
26:29you
26:44and
26:45you
26:46you
26:46in
26:47our realm i am the princess of vera i demand to see the queen vera's dead liars great the damsel
26:58in distress has to prove her id at every checkpoint hey buddy those blue glowing
27:03tips starlight arrows right how do you read a book also read you guys hate high heat
27:21bring it every time i pull this trigger one of you drops
27:28stand down
27:46the thing inside you is exactly what we've sealed away for generations
27:55i'll spare you princess but you're staying here and leaving that abysmal soul
28:03as a sacrifice for my people
28:14you're gonna have to run that by me first
28:19your majesty let's make a deal
28:23a lowly human dares to bargain with me let me run a test after that you decide if she
28:29lives or dies let her touch your holy light we'll see if the abyss swallows her if it tries
28:37i'll pin her down you seal it kyle using her as bait but i got an ace up my string
28:59and i'll pin her down you'll see if she's not going to be able to get an ace up my
29:04what did you do we call it a sedidive mixed with a little hypnosis takes the edge right off
29:13now believe i can protect her
29:28outflander what you just did defies everything i know about humans back home we just call it first
29:33the crown of holy light is deep inside the shrine but to get it you have to survive the heart
29:39mirror
29:40the hell is that you face your worst nightmare
29:51my worst nightmare i already lived it see it every damn time i close my eyes
29:56my worst nightmare kyle you shouldn't have taken that hit
30:25kyle you shouldn't have taken that hit
30:26i'm not dead
30:29i just
30:32can't find the damn way back
30:41kyle i can't hold on
30:49kyle i can't hold on
30:50put the sword down
30:54save my parents do it for me
31:11seeker you have faced the abyss
31:16face it death's the only thing we all gotta face in the end
31:24save it this time i'm not letting that happen
31:39you were in there for a whole day
31:41a whole day a second inside is an hour out here
31:52keep it on where i'm from we call this an insurance policy
32:06take this the array will warp you straight to veyra's old capital
32:12if you actually put her back on that throne i'll light the first holy lamp for you
32:19just the first one your majesty the second is for your wife and daughter now leave
32:31pointy ears sharp tongue
32:54prince
32:57old balor the king and queen they're alive locked in the dungeon
33:04map draw every single entrance and exit to that dungeon now
33:10who are you
33:11my royal guard
33:14kale
33:15you got the eyes of a general kid
33:23laven is prisoners
33:24kale thar put a bounty on the princess
33:27anyone who's seen her gets their memories ripped out
33:30he can actually do that
33:33guess i'm on pest control
33:35time to blow these flying rats out of my sky
33:45tonight's forecast
34:05tonight's forecast
34:07heavy fluk cast
34:08plug your ears
34:21bringing sticks to a gunfight i'm exhausted just looking at you boneheads
34:27aurelia
34:28aurelia
34:29it's really aurelia
34:30father
34:31mother
34:32aurelia
34:34aurelia my little princess
34:36you finally made it
34:42leave the outlander here and i might just let your parents live
34:49you're done talking
34:52the only thing you're gonna hear next is a bullet
34:55oh
34:57is that so
35:03that pale face of yours is begging for a bullet
35:06go ahead
35:07let's see if your little toy can pierce the abyss in agril
35:12testing my firepower with a freak like this gotta draw blood on the first shot
35:23fascinating
35:25definitely not from this world
35:29that's one hell of a shield
35:30standard bullets won't do
35:32shit
35:32gonna need a special delivery next time
35:38cover them i'll carve a path
35:56see that father
35:58he's really going for kael'thar's throat
36:09that it
36:10i haven't even busted out the c4 yet
36:13hook line and sinker
36:15outlander you were my real target
36:18this is a soul lock
36:20in three days it ties my mind straight to yours
36:36once
36:36wants the key
36:37guess i'm slamming the damn door
36:41princess take your folks down route b
36:44i'm sticking around to throw a little party
36:45what the hell are you doing
36:48trust me
36:49ten minutes
36:50i make it out alive
36:51i'm marrying you
37:03you think you can blow up my altar
37:05and blow your ugly mug right off
37:11long
37:28Nine minutes.
37:29Just gotta hold on.
37:52Out Flander, your heart beats so steady.
37:56And the key.
37:59What, you gotta think of vintage watches?
38:05Then let's both go to hell.
38:28That boy traded his life for ours.
38:30Father, he won't die.
38:32He promised if he makes it out, he marries me.
38:44I'm still breathing.
38:46I'll be damned.
38:53The key is mine.
39:05Gates of the beyond, open!
39:13Is that a portal back to Earth?
39:17Drop it!
39:19Too late.
39:32That's my home.
39:34My wife, my little girl, they're right there.
39:37But letting this psycho through, that's gift-wapping Earth a fucking apocalypse.
39:43Guess I'm cancelling my flight home.
39:53Too late, Outlander!
39:55Your world burns first!
39:57Sorry, pal.
39:59In my world, I call the shots.
40:02AP Energy Round shreds pure energy shields like paper.
40:06Last one in the chamber.
40:15Outlander!
40:16You just shot your own ticket home to pieces!
40:27Emily, baby.
40:29I'm so sorry.
40:31Kale?
40:34Well, at least someone in this shithole is still screaming my name.
40:47You really are a fucking idiot!
40:50A total idiot!
40:54Your guard just leveled the whole damn altar.
40:59Do I get a raise?
41:01Shut up!
41:09Son, I have nothing left to give.
41:13The throne is yours.
41:15And so is my daughter.
41:16You are throwing in the whole damn kingdom as a dowry.
41:20I am.
41:27Black Veil Castle is dust, and Kael'thar is dead.
41:31But the Abyss is still ticking.
41:34The Abysmal Mother's Gateway is still squirming under our lylines.
41:38Then we bust them wide open, one by one!
41:42Nope.
41:43Way too fucking many.
41:47The Abyss uses the Child of the Blood as its master key.
41:51Want to kill the weed?
41:52You protect the VIP.
41:54As of today, she ain't just some damsel in distress.
41:57She is the new queen of Veira.
42:05I...
42:06I...
42:07I am only twenty.
42:08I will be glued to your side every damn day you are on that throne.
42:25The ley lines are screaming.
42:27Give me a timeline.
42:28Seven days.
42:29Best case scenario.
42:35Then we crown you ASAP.
42:37Within seven days, we hit the Abyss.
43:00Arolyia Veira, in the name of the crown, rise.
43:04The Queen of Veira stands before you.
43:06By blood, light, and humanity.
43:10I protect my people.
43:13Damn, she glows even brighter than my little girl did the day she was born.
43:26Arolyia Veira stands before you.
43:32High Duke, Grand Marshal, and Prince Conker.
43:36You are the warlord of the beyond.
43:42And I'm officially proposing to you.
43:44Wow, Your Majesty. Are you using your power a bit?
43:47I'm the Queen. I do what I want.
44:04The Hitchhiker inside you, give you any trouble today?
44:08The Crown's keeping a lid on it, but...
44:11What?
44:13I can feel it. When Day 7 hits, it's waking up on its own.
44:18Then I'm going down to the Abyss with you, and I'll beat the absolute shit out of it until it
44:23begs.
44:35Wait. This is all the toys you got left?
44:39This is my whole retirement fund.
44:42The big boy, Barrett's down to three shots.
44:45Desert Eagle's got one full mag.
44:47Four bricks of C4, and two AP energy rounds.
44:51Brother! I'll have the holy fire crank, crank out ten Barrett molds right fucking now!
44:58Can't copy the armor-piercing, but we'll nail the shape.
45:02Just tell us what powder and crystals to pack.
45:08You really making me build a whole arms factory in a medieval basement?
45:13Fine. School's in session tonight.
45:20New Queen, I'll only ask this once.
45:25Will you let the Elven High Priest seal that abysmal soul inside you?
45:30Does it keep my people safe?
45:35It saves the continent.
45:39But you die.
45:43I'll gladly die for this world.
45:48But first, let me fight to the bitter end with my guard.
45:53You actually plan on making it back alive?
45:55He's marrying me.
45:57I'm not leaving him hanging at the altar.
46:03Your Majesty!
46:05Marshal!
46:06The Black Marsh Rift!
46:08It's tearing wide open!
46:10How many days left?
46:11Three hours.
46:18Pass the word.
46:20Assemble the Alliance right now!
46:23We march in 30 minutes!
46:27I'm on point.
46:28And I'll be right there holding the line.
46:42Durin Hammer Squad.
46:43Lock down the left flank.
46:45You got it, boss!
46:46Lilia, put your Starlight Archers on anti-air.
46:51Consider it done.
46:53Your Majesty.
46:54Awaiting orders.
46:55You've got one job.
46:56Keep that crown on your head,
46:58and I'll hold the damn line down here.
46:59I'm on point.
47:02I'm on point.
47:03I'm on point.
47:04I'm on point.
47:07I'm on point.
47:08I'm on point.
47:09For the fire gods, smash them to pay!
47:19Three shots left.
47:21Gotta sink every single one.
47:38The mother's son.
47:47It's calling my name.
47:55Numeria, bank left!
48:04AP Energy rounds shred close-range crystals.
48:07Its chest is wide open, sitting duck.
48:21Still got one in the chamber.
48:29Outlander, you owe the master a life.
48:48Half-assed it last time.
48:51No loose ends tonight.
48:55Go, go, go!
49:00No, no, no, no.
49:38Outlander, be a good boy and let me kill you.
50:02Aurelia, it's me.
50:08Who are you?
50:12Your guard. Your marshal. Your... fiance.
50:22Fiance.
50:26Match my heartbeat.
50:29One, two, three.
50:49That bastard's heart is the anchor. As long as it beats, she ain't safe.
50:54Durin, pin that bloody dam down again!
50:58You heard the man, boys. Put your backs into it!
51:02No, no, no, no.
51:11You had to kill me.
51:13I have to kill you.
51:16No, no.
51:41And baby, let this one light the way for daddy tonight.
51:55Outlander, leave the key to me.
52:03Anyone who wants the key gets a bullet.
52:07Too bad, I blew my own key to hell.
52:27Lock and load, my last BMG round.
52:32Outlander, kill me tonight, and this rock still tears open in seven days.
52:37In ten years, it gets swallowed whole!
52:42Then for the next ten years, I'll be right here, plugging every damn hole.
52:53Outlander, kill me tonight.
52:57Outlander, kill me tonight.
53:07Outlander, kill me tonight.
53:22Kale!
53:25Princess, you're losing it. Here, borrow my shoulder for a sec.
53:28Can I borrow it as long as I want?
53:30As long as you damn well please.
53:35Keep this half.
53:38It's for our future.
53:56Bitch said it tears in seven days, swallows in ten.
53:58This little spark means she wasn't bluffing.
54:07All right. Guess I'm sticking around another ten years.
54:18Three years.
54:20Adias has chewed through lords like cheap gum.
54:23Three damn years to go from a dead Spec Ops guy to High King.
54:27Got a kingdom groveling at my feet.
54:29But the two people I give a shit about are stuck in another world.
54:32Your Majesty's, today's third anniversary coronation-
54:35Drop it.
54:36Your Majesty, you're spacing out again.
54:39Just reminiscing? The Queen got a problem with that?
54:42The Queen approves.
54:44As long as you acknowledge the new one right in front of you.
54:51Elf and Oreda's are solid, but Dwarjan crystals lack juice.
54:55To tear a stable portal open, we're missing the core.
54:58We're still missing the key Kael'thar ruined, right?
55:01Yeah.
55:03Blew it up myself.
55:05Then, we'll just take our time and find it.
55:15This half hasn't left my chest in three years.
55:20If you ever actually find a way back.
55:25The second I find it, you're walking through it with me.
55:30Walk right through it with you.
55:32Emily and the kid, they gotta meet their other family.
55:40This continent taught me two things.
55:46One.
55:47Bullets run out.
55:50Two.
55:51Hatred doesn't.
56:02My Queen.
56:03My King.
56:07That little blimp over there, it's acting up again.
56:10When do we leave?
56:13Whenever you're ready.
56:23Put the other half back around your own neck.
56:26This time, I'm going home with you.
56:29I'm going home with you.
56:31I'm going home with you.
56:36Baby girl.
56:38Daddy's going to pull a new trick today.
56:41Going to stitch these two worlds together.
56:44If either side caves in, I'll...
56:48We'll just build another one.
56:53Emily, baby.
56:55Daddy might not make it back home.
57:00But daddy's bringing a new family member to knock on the front door.
57:04We'll be right back home.
57:07We'll be right back home.
57:07We'll be right back home.
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