00:00I'm just saying Anne Frank is an icon. Her face should be everywhere.
00:03Is she talking about tote bags? Why not bookshelves? Maybe a collab with Ikea?
00:10Nothing like that. I was thinking we could come out with a line of leather-bound diaries,
00:16and we could have some of Anne's most inspiring quotes in the margins,
00:19just little prompts to get people journaling.
00:21I know what I want. I have a goal. What's your goal?
00:26Is something wrong?
00:29I'm surprised you read the book.
00:32Of course I read the book. I did the audiobook. Selma Blair does the voice.
00:38I didn't know Selma Blair was Jewish.
00:39Oh yeah, last name's Beitner. She's a gay icon.
00:43We need to meet young people where they live. Why isn't Anne Frank on TikTok?
00:47Because she's dead.
00:49Auschwitz has a Twitter account.
00:51Do they?
00:51The original thirst trap.
00:53Every modern brand is on social media.
00:56With a slight redesign of Anne's profile picture, I think we could really build some buzz.
01:00A redesign?
01:01Of her face?
01:03Just subtle. Nothing major. Just like a slight upturn of the mouth.
01:07Because the algorithm really prefers a smile.
01:09We do not manipulate photos of the Holocaust.
01:14We do not colorize images.
01:16Are you even Jewish?
01:18Legally, you can't ask that. I'm sorry.
01:20You can't ask that. I'm sorry.
01:20You can't ask that. I'm sorry.
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