00:00I've always wanted to date the most popular girl, drive the nicest car, and go to the fanciest school.
00:07Yale is the goal, correct?
00:09More than anything in the world.
00:10But I can't afford any of that.
00:14My uncle's paying me to escort my cousin to a semi-formal.
00:17I'll take your cousin.
00:18What?
00:19I'll take your cousin to the dance.
00:20Why? What would you get out of it?
00:22I'd get the payment you were talking about, and I get to take your car.
00:26You got a suit?
00:28Woo!
00:30You're getting paid to take a girl on a date.
00:33Did you know that Michelle Obama got paid to go on a date with Barack, and look how great that
00:36turned out.
00:37Is that true?
00:37I don't know.
00:38But it could be true.
00:40And that is my point.
00:45Uh, good evening.
00:47Let's do this, so we can stop doing this.
00:51I happen to think that you and I can have a really good time tonight.
00:54You have clearly never been to my high school.
00:56Let's go shred some hardwood.
00:57No.
00:57No, no, no.
01:01Is this your job?
01:02No.
01:03Should be.
01:03Troubled rich girls in need of a chaperone.
01:06It could be big business here.
01:10I figured out how to get the money I need to go to Yale.
01:13I'm offering my services as a chaperone for whatever it is that girls want.
01:18Hey.
01:18Oh my God, you didn't.
01:20Oh, but I did.
01:22Every date would be custom built.
01:23They could pick my personality, my interests, whether I'm a listener or a talker.
01:27What's the weirdest best part?
01:29I had to listen to this girl talk for four hours straight.
01:32All I was allowed to say was, there is no other way to see it.
01:35Oh my God, that is the perfect date.
01:37There's no other way to see it.
01:40Can you imagine if I get enough money to get into Yale and date Shelby?
01:44Hey.
01:44That'd be my dream come true.
01:49You're just waiting for people to accept you instead of accepting yourself.
01:53You act so tough.
01:54It's just an act.
01:55We used to spend time together.
01:57But I guess you'd have your new rich friends.
02:00Whoa.
02:04I don't know which version of myself I'm supposed to be.
02:06Wow, she's a really bad dancer.
02:09Yeah, she's the worst.
02:13I've been so many people these past few months.
02:15A cowboy, an art connoisseur, and a bad friend.
02:19It's time to figure out who I am and what I want.
02:24What are some of your interests outside of school?
02:27Howdy.
02:28Usual teenage stuff.
02:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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