00:00Oi get your own. I waved you off an hour ago. Yeah well the bus driver ignored me didn't
00:04it. Well you can get on this one then cos you're going to school even if I have to take
00:07my top off to stop it. Chas I've forgotten how to save on my new mobile. Yeah in a second.
00:13You don't trust me that's your problem. Is it any wonder you're getting an education
00:17whether you like it or not. And look where yours got you. Answering the phone in some
00:21cruddy vets. Excuse me your mother's a valued team member and my right hand woman. Thank
00:26you Paddy. Now apologise to him. Because if it wasn't for him we'd be out on the street.
00:31And if it wasn't for me you'd be at home and your family wouldn't hate you. Yeah cheers
00:34mother. Come here. Sorry just needed a hug. Right I'll sort your mobile out in a minute.
00:52All I've ever wanted is for my mum to be happy. Me too. I just wanted to find a
00:56decent bloke who'll look after her. Respect her. Someone like you.
01:01You've got to be winding me up. Do you think I'd joke about my own mum?
01:07No. No of course not sorry. Erm. What if you've got the wrong end of the stick? What if it's
01:12not me she's been talking about? There's only one vet round here called Paddy. Just think
01:19about it. If you play this one right we could end up being family. How do you fancy being my
01:24new stepdad Paddy? Well how do you? What? How do you feel about that? I'd love to be able
01:30to score your dad. That's why I've come home from college. Catch you on your own. Help you
01:36out. Give you the nod. Get me. Best get to bed early then. Get started on this lot. And
01:54haven't you got something you need to tell me ma'am? Yeah. Chester T. I just wondered
01:57if your friends... Since when have you given a flyer about animals?
02:00What? Lisa? Oh you are flipping kidding me. No no no no worries. I'll get over there
02:10now yeah. I'm gonna have to get back to the dingles. There's an urgency. Right. Just really
02:14really quickly. No Paddy whatever later yeah. And in case you got the wrong idea you go
02:22on a call I stay in the car. Well I don't think so Sonny Jim. I've no reason not to
02:26be straight
02:27with your mum now have I? I know you think she's got the hots for you. If she wants you
02:30to assist that's what you're gonna do. You think a stunner like my mother will go for a specky
02:38minging geek who shoves his hand up a cow's backside for a living. What you said? Yeah. Well
02:45they didn't want you to tell her I was wagging college. Your face. Like a pathetic little
02:51dog begging for a bone. You're practically dribbling when you finally thought you were
02:56gonna get your hands in her bra. Big joke for you this isn't it? You sad middle aged Paddy
03:05no mates. If I were you I'd stick to the magazines. The ones you keep under your mattress. First
03:16call is at 7. See you here at 6.45.
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