00:01Right, so are we okay for change and everything?
00:04Yeah, no problem.
00:05Good.
00:08Can I help you?
00:09Dave Allohan, is it?
00:10Well, it is, and you are?
00:12Teddy Howarth.
00:12Do I, um...
00:13We're in the same game.
00:15You're Colonel Kebab.
00:16I know where I recognise you from the Gazette.
00:18Oh, my God, your pita patties are the best.
00:22No offence.
00:23I've got 17 of them now, with takeovers and whatnot.
00:26Biggest kebab chain in the North West.
00:27I know, I do know.
00:29It is a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:31So, how long have you had this place?
00:33It's just over eight years.
00:34Must do all right.
00:35No, not really.
00:36No, pretty well.
00:37We do very well, actually, thank you.
00:39Well, maybe not so well when I drag you all backside through the courts, though, eh?
00:42Don't try and make out you didn't know.
00:44No, of course I didn't know.
00:45Why would I want to copy your uniform?
00:47And I thought that were pretty obvious, pal.
00:49I'm not called Colonel Kebab for nothing.
00:51I don't think Deb's ever been to one of your places.
00:53I haven't.
00:54First rule of business, check out the competition.
00:57Yeah, but he's not, like, a proper businessman.
00:59He's got, like, this in a corner shop.
01:00And a gym.
01:02Well, luckily for him, I am a proper businessman.
01:04That's how I found out about you ripping me off.
01:07Look.
01:08Ours is red.
01:09Yours is red.
01:10We've got a logo here.
01:12You've got a logo in the same place.
01:14And in the same design.
01:16Oh, yeah?
01:17Yeah, all right.
01:17So we've both got red uniforms.
01:19So what?
01:19People like you make me sick.
01:22You take other people's ideas because you're too stupid to come up with any of your own.
01:26All right, listen, that's enough.
01:28Well, let me tell you, that won't wash with Colonel Kebab.
01:31Yeah, is that right?
01:32I'm doing you for breach of copyright, pal.
01:35Look, we've got the same colour uniforms.
01:37No, the same uniform.
01:39You need to go and get yourself a solicitor.
01:41And if I were you two, I'd start looking for another job.
01:44You're joking.
01:45Really?
01:46No, not really, Chesney.
01:47Actually.
01:48Who are you?
01:49You can't copyright a colour.
01:51I mean, your name's totally different.
01:52And, well, I reckon the design's pretty generic.
01:55So unless you've got evidence proving it's protected, you don't actually have a leg to stand on.
02:00I didn't get where I am by listening to threats from little girls.
02:04Er, sexist.
02:05What about a little girl who studied business law?
02:08That's right.
02:08So you want to go get yourself a solicitor and be my guest now?
02:11Sling your hook, pal.
02:13You've not heard the last of this.
02:15I didn't get a car like this by being somebody's fool.
02:18What is this law?
02:19Textile design, but we don't really take that.
02:22Can't stand brothers.
02:24Nice one.
02:26See?
02:26Girl power!
02:30No, I insist.
02:31Lunch is on me.
02:32Oh, no, I...
02:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:34I...
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