00:01So, are you excited for tomorrow?
00:03Is tomorrow Saturday?
00:04No.
00:05It's the first day of school.
00:07Yeah, I'm not gonna go to that.
00:08But it's mandatory.
00:10Mmm.
00:12I don't give a f-
00:14Elizabeth, you shouldn't be teaching.
00:17I mean, I can't think of anyone less suited to being a teacher.
00:21I don't need a blackboard or a classroom to set an example.
00:25So stupid.
00:26Dump shit!
00:28Hey, Elizabeth.
00:30You wanna, like, grab a bite sometime?
00:31You still a gym teacher?
00:32I am, yeah.
00:33Suck it.
00:34Awesome.
00:35This went great.
00:36Alright.
00:37From now on, my full-time job is finding a guy who's gonna take care of me.
00:42Hi there.
00:43Scott Delacorte.
00:44Elizabeth Halsey.
00:45I'm the new sub.
00:46How the watch?
00:47Is that a Jaeger LeCoultre?
00:48The family business.
00:49I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.
00:52I wanna sit on his-
00:53Hey, guys!
00:54Hey!
00:55So, did you and your wife just move to town?
00:58I'm not married.
00:58I actually just got out of a relationship.
01:01She has such a big heart.
01:02Enormous.
01:04If I got a new rack, he'd be all over me.
01:06But they're really expensive, you know?
01:08Yeah, and you gotta get two of them.
01:10Who knows?
01:10Maybe you'll win the bonus.
01:12Oh, dear!
01:13What bonus?
01:14For the state test.
01:15Whichever teacher has the highest-scoring class gets a bonus.
01:19Amy wins every year.
01:20Who?
01:21Things are about to change around here.
01:24Recess is over.
01:26We're having our car wash this weekend.
01:28Last year's car wash raised $6,000.
01:31Let's do this.
01:32Thank you!
01:34Thank you!
01:35Lauren Rissman's dad called.
01:37He said we should have a car wash every weekend.
01:40Thank you!
01:41That's bonkers!
01:47That's bonkers!
01:47Now, who has the answer to my question?
01:51You, Chubbs.
01:52He's, um...
01:57Whoa!
01:58Wait!
01:59Twilight, what do we talk about in class?
02:01Don't throw at her.
02:02Throw through her.
02:03Here!
02:11said could you rob her.
02:11Dog, tighten down.
02:11application code noteworth.
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