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00:01I saw that day with my own eyes.
00:10I was their king.
00:18Please, don't leave me.
00:20I have you.
00:21I don't want to die.
00:36The king's head.
00:41Now, I had a sword in my head.
00:44And still, I could not save him then before me.
00:57They keep coming! We can't hold much longer!
01:01My king!
01:02My king!
01:15Pull back!
01:18Protect the wounded!
01:43Your majesty!
01:46Your majesty!
02:16Your majesty!
02:16Check the shiny Chair!
02:16Let's get are you.
02:17I fell insane!
02:29My kingdom!
02:30How did you do the Bei Terано Missile?
02:53Later, they called him a legend.
03:00Wait!
03:20My son, you're not hurt. A border skirmish.
03:24Just some goblin filth, Mother. Look at him. Not a scratch. Probably hid in a brothel in the lower town
03:28while real men fought.
03:30Actually, it was the Willow Lane brothel. The one with the red door. Marla's new girl has impressive talents.
03:35Kai, you always disgrace this house. You are a Blackwood.
03:39When will you start acting like a true noble?
03:42Relax, Uncle. You know me. Duty and borders? Boring.
03:46Pay him no mind, my lord. Everyone knows this playboy. The only thing he'll ever rule is a table at
03:52a tavern.
03:56We should have cut his throat when we had the chance, just like what we did to his parents.
03:59Watch your mouth!
04:00You are a man.
04:04No...
04:05Piffle.
04:09Piffle.
04:10Stay here.
04:13No!
04:16No!
04:17No!
04:20No!
04:21No!
04:22No!
04:23No!
04:26No!
04:31you little mouse keep it your dead mother's little precious gift
04:41but remember the only thing that will keep you light is your silence
04:50mother father i'll avenge you
04:53the silver order the dawn sentinels and the knights of the ashwood these are all the knights we have
05:00your majesty high blackman who is this northern lord's son a playboy can barely lift a longsword
05:08if our ranks are filled with such courtesy enemies we can't stand against the dark wheels
05:18perhaps you've gone in the wrong places father
05:25not this again lyra the strider stories don't just come from nowhere they say the wind strider took
05:30the frost tyrant's head with one cut they say the seas themselves stilled at his command
05:36shouldn't we seek one who already walked that path
05:40my dear i know he saved your life and you hold a fascination for me but we've searched for years
05:45he's a rumor a fireside tale our only tangible hope is the knight who saved me on the battle
05:50so this is why you offered my hand as a tournament prize
05:55it was the only card left to play and if by some miracle the knight from the field appears
06:00trust me he would be worthy of you
06:06now spread the word
06:10such delicate hands and yet forced to do such rough work
06:16my lord by decree of his majesty king arthas all noble houses are required to send eligible knights
06:23to the capital in two days time for the royal tournament furthermore the champion shall marry
06:28the princess what the princess this is a once in a lifetime opportunity my son
06:34you must seize this opportunity loris prove that our bloodline is the strongest in the kingdom
06:42of course additionally the king's summons also includes sir loris and sir kai
06:48how can it be he'll disgrace house blackwood before the entire kingdom
06:53enough this is a direct order from the king not a request he will go show up and behave like
06:59a decent
06:59human being by the sacred light you will not bring shame to this family do i make myself clear
07:06got it
07:09father forget it probably won't survive the first round anyway
07:12we only need to pray he doesn't tarnish your shining moment
07:16come my son
07:27norris blackwood the north finally sends someone who looks the path
07:32that's your cousin looks like he'd blow over in a stiff breeze
07:35the king's command is mysterious sometimes
07:38well gentlemen let's go
07:47all enterers present summon's token
07:49my cousin's got it
07:51i saw you exchange words with him just now sir
07:53that's his
07:54who are you
07:56kai of house blackwood
08:00the blackwood who can't even grip a sword right
08:03this is no place for you
08:04go home and play with sticks
08:06you see i'd rather not be here either
08:09but i don't quite think his majesty would appreciate that
08:12does the king even know your name
08:15don't get in the way of real knights look at you
08:17you're just a piece of scrap metal
08:19i think this is the only thing on you worth a damn
08:34mine now
08:37what's going on here
08:40give it back
08:42you're looking for a fight
08:44i said
08:45give
08:46it
08:47back
08:50you're looking for a fight
08:52i said
08:53give
08:54it
08:55back
08:59or what
09:00you piece of shit
09:08such a storm
09:10in the same power
09:17goodness
09:18he is the knight that day
09:27enough
09:38name
09:41kai blackwood
09:50who's on the list
09:51let him in
09:52does the high paladin know that guy
09:54i have no idea
10:22how can he get in
10:25do not be distracted by that trash my son
10:27look around
10:29none of these boys can match you
10:31you must be champion
10:33today
10:36what was so urgent
10:39are you sure
10:40that playboy
10:42in nations of years
10:43in nations of years our borders have been plagued by incursions from the dark alliance
10:45we must find the strongest among you
10:47i will grant the hand of my only daughter in marriage
10:53i'm not interested
10:57all right at least she's not bad looking
11:16his challenge is
11:18kai of house blackwood
11:23that waste of a night
11:25the strongest against the weakest
11:27what's there to watch
11:28we just hope he doesn't get himself killed by his own cousin
11:36that useless fool isn't even worthy of entering
11:44you know
11:45i was worried you'd shame the family in front of everyone
11:48good thing your first match is against me
11:51you won't get the chance to face anyone else
11:53don't worry
11:54no pain
12:02what
12:02you've given up already
12:04come on the little pup finally crawled onto a real field
12:06oh
12:07maybe you think you don't belong here
12:08the brothels are in the lower city
12:12i really like that place
12:13the owl was watered
12:14but the company had character
12:15unlike here
12:18you think this is funny
12:19your dead parents probably thought you were funny too
12:21my mother's blade did them a favor
12:22put them out of the misery of having you for a son
12:24a weak sniveling joke
12:30then what are you waiting for
12:31you scared
12:44how is this possible
12:45he can't be the man saved me
12:48why he acted like that
13:05okay okay i yield
13:07relax bro that's gonna hurt
13:14there are no rules against killing in this pit
13:18i can put you down like the dog you are
13:23stop it
13:24man
13:26how are you
13:33no
13:35what
13:37what
13:50love
13:51what
13:53what
13:53what
13:53what
13:53what
13:59My Sun King, we heard you were having a contest of strength.
14:03The prize is the pale flower on your little throne.
14:06Give her to us.
14:07She will be the bride for our alliance.
14:09Let's see if human girls scream as sweetly as goblin girls.
14:13Then the fighting stops.
14:15No burning, no crushing.
14:17Your people can keep hiding in their home.
14:24Princess, they're here to mock us.
14:27How's that?
14:28Cedric!
14:29They stand within the bounds of the arena.
14:31They have issued a challenge.
14:33The rules of the field stand.
14:34You want my daughter?
14:35You fight my knight one on one.
14:38This way, we can force that young man to fight.
14:40I alone is enough for all your pig-skinned worms.
14:43Who is first to die?
14:45For the kingdom!
14:46For the princess!
14:57For the princess!
15:24Ha ha ha ha!
15:26Anyone else?
15:28Try me!
15:29You caught me off guard.
15:31I will put every one of you down this time.
15:33You can't beat him.
15:34You trash there to guide me!
15:36Champion of the North!
15:37The champion of the North!
15:38Who got this?
16:03Youetra!
16:05The champion of the North!
16:11is this your chosen who is this or do you yield your power now the contest is decided
16:22shall have my daughter's hand why would you make a move is there no true knight in this realm
16:29listen to me anyone defends the honor of my home and realm
16:37i'm not interested in the big king's son-in-law your little princess is ours already
16:44and all the gold in the royal vault
16:53father they're too afraid they won't live to spend it what is he waiting for what on earth does he
17:00want
17:08power power not a bride not gold give him power legal undeniable sovereign power to protect
17:17whatever he wants i hereby grant the champion a peonage second only to my own he shall be granted
17:25the authority to judge all crimes command garrisons and hold land by royal decree answerable only to this
17:31road
17:31so
17:33so
18:21Who's next?
18:34Where did you pop up from?
18:36What just happened?
18:39It's a blackwood way back.
18:40Take down that hill.
19:03He's not even trying.
19:12My turn.
19:17It's a blackwood way back.
19:48It's a blackwood way back.
20:06How could a stupid knight know the real power?
20:40It's a blackwood way back.
20:52Kill him!
20:53It's a blackwood way back.
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