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00:24Seriously, why am I dreaming about Ethan and hooking up with him of all people?
00:28We've been at each other's throats since diapers. We literally can't breathe same air without starting a war.
00:34Hello, is this Miss Wendy Rosen?
00:36Your five-year-old daughter is currently at the Department of Children and Family Services.
00:41You need to come pick her up immediately.
00:43You've definitely got the wrong number.
00:46Yeah, I'm Wendy, but I'm a 19-year-old college student. There's zero chance I have a five-year-old.
00:52We can't speak to that, ma'am. This is the exact number your daughter gave us.
00:57We need you down here right away or we'll have to file child abandonment charges.
01:03Ugh! You've got to be kidding me!
01:06Having a spicy dream about that jerk Ethan was bad enough and now some random kid pops out of nowhere?!
01:17Mommy's coming. Mommy's not coming. Mommy's coming.
01:27Who's out here pretending to be my kid?
01:31Mommy! Mommy!
01:36Whoa! Hold up, sweetie. You've got the wrong person. I'm definitely not your mommy.
01:40How can you not be my mommy? I'm Chloe. I'm five. And look!
01:48Is this some kind of elaborate prank?
01:51I don't remember ever taking a picture like this.
01:54Mommy, if you remember picture, you have to remember this bracelet.
02:02That's our family's heirloom bracelet. It's literally one of a kind. Could it really be?
02:09Are you actually my daughter?
02:11Yep! You always tell me I'm your absolute favorite and that daddy is only second best.
02:16Daddy! Wait! Who exactly is my future husband?
02:20Ethan! Do the...
02:25Ethan? Ethan Black?!
02:32No way! Like I'd ever marry that arrogant jerk! You're totally pulling my leg!
02:37Mommy! I'm not making it up!
02:40No way! Ethan and I actually tie the knot in the future? And we have a time traveling kid?
02:48See mommy? Do you believe me now? Let's go find daddy! I really miss him!
02:53Find daddy? I'd rather drink paint than deal with that cocky playboy.
02:57But wait! Chloe is his daughter too. He should take responsibility.
03:19You!
03:20Yay! Go daddy!
03:24Just my luck. Can't even turn around without bumping into Wendy.
03:28Is he seriously rolling his eyes at me? Trust me buddy, if it weren't for Chloe, I wouldn't be caught
03:32dead looking your way.
03:33Just do wait Ethan Black. Chloe nearly gave me a heart attack and you're not getting off easy either.
03:45Wendy, what the hell are you doing here?
03:47Long time no see Ethan. I've got some huge news for you.
03:52Ethan, we're having a baby.
04:01Are you out of your mind? Come on, we haven't even slept together.
04:05This picture is totally photoshopped. You faked it.
04:08Seriously Wendy, is this some sick new prank?
04:09I'm not pranking you. If you don't believe me, just look.
04:18Daddy, I missed you so, so much.
04:30Is this seriously our kid?
04:31Yep. Oh, and she time traveled here from the future.
04:33Wait, so we end up married? How does that happen?
04:35Let's put a pin in that. What are we going to do about the kid?
04:38I got it. You take Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I take Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
04:42We settle Sunday with rock paper sauces. Deal?
04:44Works for me. But I have one condition.
04:47Absolutely no one can find out about Chloe's identity.
04:50Done.
04:53So, Daddy doesn't like Mommy yet and Mommy doesn't like Daddy either?
04:58If Daddy and Mommy don't fall in love, they won't get married.
05:01And if they don't get married, then super cute Chloe disappears forever?
05:06I'm gonna make Daddy and Mommy get married no matter what.
05:12Chloe, I'm warning you. You cannot call me Daddy in public. Got it?
05:15Okay, Daddy.
05:17Hm?
05:19Okay, big bro!
05:32Let's go!
05:34Red alert! Some random girl is making a move on Daddy!
05:37Mommy's spot is in jeopardy!
05:39Here.
05:42How did you know I was so thirsty?
05:45Thanks, Miss!
05:56What was that for?
05:57Daddy, if you dare flirt with other girls, I'm gonna tell everyone here you're my Daddy!
06:02You're ruthless!
06:05Sorry, I've got some stuff to take care of. Catch you later.
06:10Hey! I thought Ethan was totally into my type! What was that all about?
06:21Go give Wendy a hard time.
06:28Can you please wear your clothes properly?
06:30Aw, are you embarrassed?
06:33Didn't you say you would absolutely never have feelings for me?
06:36Don't tell me you're actually-
06:38Never!
06:40Today's Wednesday! It's your turn to watch her!
06:42I'm leaving!
06:47Shhh!
06:50Wendy, today is family day.
06:52We arranged a dinner with the Black family.
06:53Do you want to come?
06:54Yay! I get to see Grandpa and Grandma today!
06:59I'll pass, Dad.
07:01Aw, why aren't you going, Mommy?
07:03This is the perfect chance to bond with Daddy!
07:05Who wants to bond with him?
07:09Hey, Victor! Want to hit up the amusement park today?
07:12Awesome! See you there!
07:14Victor? Is that some guy Mommy likes?
07:16No way! I can't let her go on a date with him!
07:27The reason Wendy isn't coming to family day is because she's been tricked by a terrible bad boy
07:33and she's going to the amusement park with him!
07:35A kind, mysterious person!
07:41Mommy! Grandpa is calling again!
07:47Wendy!
07:48Wendy! You are coming home today!
07:50Otherwise, don't expect me to give you any more financial support!
07:59Didn't you swear you'd never show up if I was around?
08:01Well, somebody else said she wasn't coming, but here we are!
08:03Where's Chloe? You didn't just dump her alone in your dorm, did you?
08:07As if! I let her play outside at the park!
08:13Look at them, Mia! Don't they make the cutest couple?
08:19A couple? Mom? Seriously? Look at her!
08:24She's built like an ironing board!
08:26Then look at me! Do we look like a match to you?
08:29You're literally built like a ropped-out meathead!
08:31Do you really think I'd be into that?
08:33Still beats having absolutely zero curves!
08:37Unlike you, I'm not totally shallow!
08:39You only care about fake Instagram models!
08:44You're an arrogant player!
08:46I would never date someone like that!
08:50Alright, alright, settle down. Just take a seat.
08:56You two used to be so close when you were little.
08:59You even talked about having a bunch of kids together.
09:03It really has.
09:06Looks like there's no hope for that now.
09:09Me? Having kids with him?
09:11Yeah, right.
09:12Exactly! There is a zero percent chance we're ever having a kid together.
09:21Daddy! Mommy! What are you guys talking about? Aren't I your kid?
09:25We are so dead.
09:27We are so dead!
09:27We are so dead!
09:33Leah, did I hear that right? Did this little girl just call Wendy and Ethan Daddy and Mommy?
09:39You heard it right! The whole world's gone crazy!
09:43Wendy! Is this your child?
09:46What? Of course not! Ethan and I are only 19. How could we possibly have a kid?
09:52Right! Exactly! Kids get confused all the time. Running around calling random people Mom and Dad. Funny joke, kiddo!
10:00I'm not confused! I know every single one of you! That's Grandma! That's Grandpa! That's the other Grandma!
10:09Quiet!
10:15Wendy! You say you don't know her, so how on earth does she know we're her grandparents?
10:20He's got a point, Ethan. If you two don't know her, how does she know you?
10:26You two are giving us an explanation right now!
10:33Little girl, tell Grandpa, who exactly are your parents?
10:42Listen, you little menace! I am begging you, do not tell them the truth!
10:47Yeah, yeah, just keep your mouth shut about the truth. And whatever you want, you got it!
10:53I'll literally buy you a pony!
10:56Deal!
10:58I'm sorry, I got the wrong people!
11:00I just thought this big brother and sister looked really pretty, and I wanted to play with them!
11:10Perfect! I'm going to take this lost little girl home right now!
11:13Yep! I'm going too!
11:22That was way too close!
11:24No kidding! Chloe, you almost got us killed in there!
11:29I was just telling the truth! How is that getting you killed?
11:33Ethan, just to be safe, we need to cut down on seeing each other!
11:37Agreed! We do one hand off a day, before this totally blows up in our faces!
11:41Nuh-uh! No way! Don't forget, you guys promised that if I covered for you, I could get whatever I
11:48wanted!
11:51So what do you want?
11:52I want both of you to take me to the amusement park tomorrow!
11:56I want both of you to take me to the amusement park tomorrow!
12:05What?!
12:09Absolutely not!
12:11Why not?
12:12Because I have a date with Victor tomorrow!
12:14I don't have time to play babysitter with you two!
12:17Huh! Wendy, you actually think I'd want to be caught dead at an amusement park with someone like you?
12:24Excuse me?
12:25You're really breaking your promise!
12:28Fine!
12:31If you don't take me, I'm marching right back to tell Grandma and Grandpa the truth that you two are
12:35my real parents!
12:37Whoa, chill! Stop, you little monster! Don't rat us out! Daddy promises we'll go, okay?
12:44Well, if Mommy already has a date with Uncle Victor, we could totally all hang out together!
12:53Fine, whatever! But out in public, you can't tell anyone who we really are! And you absolutely cannot interrupt my
13:00date with Victor! Got it?
13:01Got it!
13:02Yeah, right!
13:12These are for you, Wendy! You look really beautiful today!
13:20Who are these two?
13:24Um, Ethan is my classmate. Chloe is... my little sister.
13:30They're coming with us today.
13:33Is that okay with you, Victor?
13:36Of course! Let's go!
13:40Just you wait, Uncle Victor! I will never let you steal my mommy!
13:52I will never let you steal my mommy!
13:54Uncle Victor! I want to ride the big horses with Dad! I mean, my big brother and sisters! You can
14:01take pictures of us!
14:02Uncle Victor!
14:19don't be scared wendy i've got you keep dreaming if you think you can take my mom mommy's only
14:26allowed to rely on daddy
14:41daddy and mommy really are end game wendy are you okay yeah totally fine
14:53wendy let me win a stuffed animal for you
15:01pathetic
15:06congratulations sir you've won our grand prize
15:27wendy how about tomorrow we mo i mean big sit
15:33i'm so sleepy i want to go home victor i'm sorry
15:39chloe is worn out i need to take her home if you need anything you can text me
15:47they really look like a family
15:51i had so much fun today now i'm going to say goodbye to mommy and go to daddy's place
15:58come on give me a kiss
16:06now it's your turn to kiss each other
16:11what no absolutely not
16:15you won't kiss
16:16daddy mommy
16:32oh daddy mommy how come you two are holding hands
16:50wendy's hand it's so soft so are you going to do it or not
16:57now daddy kisses mommy
17:00may i walk you to your door
17:04yay
17:08keep going
17:26where did that mosquito come from
17:40not bad
17:42i'll send you the money tomorrow
17:53shocking swore enemies caught doing this
18:01done now everyone can see daddy and mommy's sweet love
18:18hello wendy check the campus forum right now it's blowing up with pictures of you and ethan at the amusement
18:24park
18:27what
18:29everyone's saying you guys have been secretly dating for years and that you even have a kid together
18:32wendy and ethan grew up together i totally called it there was definitely something going on between them
18:37childhood friends
18:38childhood friends is a cute trope but enemies to lovers i am so here for it i shoot them so
18:41hard
18:41hello wendy are you holding up okay
18:44i'm dying inside
18:46bye
18:47ahhh
18:47i knew i never should have gone to that stupid amusement park
18:52nailed it
18:53no way i can't be the only one suffering through this
18:57no way i can't be the only one suffering
19:06no way
19:09no way
19:09no way
19:15i mean i guess i'm alright
19:17you and wendy are literally the perfect couple
19:19so happy for you guys
19:22wait what
19:24me and wendy
19:25the perfect couple
19:38no
19:39hell no
19:40i only go for girls with curves
19:43thank god i'm incognito
19:45nobody's recognizing me in this
19:55oh
19:56i'm so cute
19:57wait is that their kid
20:02don't just stand there
20:03run
20:10so
20:11what's the game plan here
20:14handling what
20:15the fact that the entire campus thinks we're dating genius
20:20oh
20:21why are you so damn chill about this
20:24shouldn't we be doing damage control right now
20:26what damage control
20:28people are just trolling
20:30no one actually buys it
20:31it'll blow over in a couple of days
20:33why are you acting so sketchy
20:42no
20:42hold up
20:43did you write that post
20:47hell no
20:48you think i'd post something that lame
20:52why would i post something that gives people the wrong idea
20:55it's
20:56it's not like i'm into you
20:58good
20:59because when i find out who did
21:01they're dead meat
21:02oh my god
21:04mom looks so scary right now
21:07wow
21:07she can never find out it was me
21:09chloe what's wrong sweetie
21:11you look guilty
21:12nothing mommy
21:14just got the shivers
21:19wendy
21:20build a tea on you and ethan
21:22right now
21:23are you guys actually a thing
21:25because if you are half the campus is gonna need therapy
21:27how will wendy answer
21:29are you kidding me
21:31you know ethan and me
21:32if we were the last two people on earth
21:35i'd still rather die than date him
21:39yikes
21:40getting mommy and daddy together is gonna be way harder than i thought
21:44well since you guys aren't a thing
21:46are you coming to the mixer tonight
21:49everyone's expecting you
21:50you're so gorgeous
21:54if you show up to the dance tonight
21:56you'll definitely be the spotlight
22:02a dance? this is the ultimate setup
22:06mom you go
22:07i'll pass
22:09you know i've never liked crowded events like this
22:11besides
22:13just the thought of the whole school shipping me and ethan totally kills my vibe
22:18huh? that's such a shame
22:19mommy please let's go i really wanna
22:22i've never been to a dance before
22:24and i bet they have tons of yummy food
22:26all right fine
22:27since you wanna go so bad i guess we can make an appearance
22:30yay you're the best mommy love you tons
22:33change my mind
22:34i'll be at the mixer tonight
22:37daddy you've gotta come with us too pretty please
22:43okay
22:44so who's your plus one? need me to play match mater?
22:47no need victor's taking me
22:51victor? no
22:52this is way too good of an opportunity
22:54i'm gonna make mommy and daddy dance together
22:56uncle victor is not stealing my mom
23:02did you see that post on the forum?
23:05wendy and ethan already have a kid together
23:09no way i bet five bucks that's ethan's little sister
23:12ethan would never be with wendy
23:14how can you be so sure they're not together?
23:20stop guessing everyone
23:22wendy and ethan are just enemies
23:24wendy's dance partner tonight
23:26is me
23:27you'll see for yourselves soon
23:53wendy
23:55may i have the honor of the first dance?
23:58may i have the honor of the first dance?
24:02wendy your first dance is obviously with me right?
24:17wendy and ethan
24:19wendy and ethan
24:23wendy and ethan
24:25wendy and ethan
24:36not gonna happen
24:37not gonna happen
24:39daddy's staring at her so hard
24:42he's gonna melt mommy
24:53why is my heart racing?
24:55am i actually catching feelings for ethan?
24:58no no way
25:00it's definitely just the adrenaline from dancing
25:04all by yourself gorgeous
25:06saw you out on the floor
25:08you've got a crazy nice waist
25:10back off i don't know you
25:12and i'm heading inside
25:15what's the rush?
25:17what's the rush?
25:17we can get to know each other real quick
25:21get your hands off me
25:23i'm gonna scream
25:30who the hell gave you permission to touch what's mine?
25:36that's right
25:36if you dare bully my mommy
25:38i'll have my daddy break your leg
25:40get lost
25:41if i see you again i'll break your arm
25:50are you an idiot?
25:52why didn't you yell for me if you were in trouble?
25:56ethan
25:58why do you have
25:59two heads?
26:01how much did you drink?
26:03you're a two sip lightweight
26:04why the hell are you chugging?
26:05daddy i'm leaving mommy with you
26:07i've got some business to handle
26:09i'll get back to the dorm
26:10by yourself?
26:11yup
26:13seriously don't worry about me
26:15just take good care of mommy
26:16i literally paid that creep to hit on her
26:19since daddy beat him up for no reason
26:21i'm definitely gonna have to tip him extra
26:33wendy
26:35how come the longer i look at you
26:37how come the longer i look at you the prettier you get?
26:39am i completely losing my damn mind?
26:44shhh
26:47wendy
26:49get down
26:50no i'm not getting down
26:53i
26:55wanna be on top
26:57have some shame will you?
27:00so what if i am?
27:03wendy
27:03you are gonna deeply regret this when you sober up
27:27what? what is going on?
27:30i'm dead
27:31i am so freaking dead
27:35did i seriously sleep with ethan last night?
27:51just sneaking out like that?
27:53not even gonna stay for breakfast?
27:59last night
28:00was an accident
28:02an accident?
28:04an accident?
28:04you ripping my tie off didn't exactly scream accident
28:10here
28:10your tip
28:11thanks for the hard work last night
28:14wendy
28:16you are fucking unbelievable
28:26then let me service you one more time
28:28free of charge
28:33you're crazy
28:38ethan
28:39ethan
28:39anna's back in town
28:41we're throwing a welcome back beach pool party for her tonight
28:44you in?
28:46yeah
28:48i'm in
28:56wendy
29:01wendy
29:02have fun at your little pool party
29:03we're way better off sticking to being sworn enemies
29:08yes
29:18i wonder if wendy made it back to her dorm yet
29:21is she pissed?
29:28april
29:33it's been a while
29:35you're just as handsome as i remember
29:39yeah
29:41you've changed a lot
29:42Honestly, I missed you the whole time I was abroad.
29:45I was just young and immature when I left, but I'm back now.
29:53Could we start over?
29:57Why the hell is Wendy the only person on my mind right now?
30:07Pool party.
30:09Welcoming his first love back?
30:10Ha! Ethan, you really are something.
30:14Mommy, this isn't going to work. Daddy is being targeted by a bad woman right now.
30:20What does it have to do with me? Whoever he's with has nothing to do with me.
30:23No, Mommy! Stop being so stubborn. I prepped a secret weapon for you.
30:28Put it on, and let's go get Daddy back.
30:31What weapon? I am not going.
30:33If you don't go, I'm calling Grandpa right now to tell him you spent the whole night in Daddy's room.
30:40Chloe Black, you are five years old!
30:43Where did you learn to black rail people like this?
30:46I saw it on TV.
30:50Look, Anna, the past is the past.
30:52Don't say stuff like that. I'm really not feeling it.
30:56Ethan, I only left because I was young and stupid.
31:00But whatever I want back, I always get.
31:28Holy shit.
31:29Holy shit.
31:45What are you doing here? And dress like that.
31:48What, did you buy out the whole beach or something?
31:53Just put a damn jacket on. The sun's too bright.
32:00Hi there, Wendy.
32:04I'm Ethan's first love, Anna.
32:06We had some growing up to do back then, so we split.
32:09But I'm back to make things right.
32:10And you are Ethan's sworn enemy.
32:17Well then, let's give Miss Sworn Enemy a warm welcome.
32:21Now that everyone's here, let's play a game.
32:24What game?
32:25Truth or dare. Loser takes off a piece of clothing or does a dare.
32:29Who's in?
32:31Who's in?
32:40As long as it lands on Mommy and she pulls this dare, absolutely perfection.
33:00Why did it have to land on her?
33:08Chloe, what do you mean, why did it land on her?
33:10Did you rig the bottle?
33:11No, no. Mommy, I swear I didn't.
33:14I just swapped the dare paper.
33:17The bottle just messed up the spin.
33:21It's fine. I'm sure Anna won't openly choose Daddy.
33:25They're not even close anymore.
33:31I choose Ethan.
33:33Oh my gosh! Me and my big mouth!
33:40Ethan, it's just a game.
33:42You wouldn't turn me down, right?
33:49I...
34:033, 2, 1!
34:13I need some air.
34:19Wendy!
34:28Mommy! Mommy, wait!
34:30I have sand in my shoe!
34:32I...
34:34I...
34:34I...
34:35I...
34:36I...
34:36I...
34:36Mommy, are you crying?
34:41Don't be silly.
34:42The wind is strong.
34:43Something got in my eye.
34:44You're lying!
34:45You never look people in the eye when you lie.
34:47And you're not looking at me right now.
34:49You little smarty-panks.
34:51Mommy, tell me the truth.
34:52Do you like Daddy?
34:54Yes.
34:55I don't even know when it started.
34:57Maybe it was when he beat up that creep on the balcony for me,
35:00or maybe when he kept staring at me while we danced,
35:03or maybe even earlier when he won that teddy bear at the amusement park.
35:06But so what?
35:07I didn't take my chance.
35:09Now Ethan's first love is back.
35:11Those two are the real pair.
35:12I'm...
35:13too late.
35:15Who says you're too late?
35:18Wendy.
35:19With us,
35:20it's never too late.
35:27It's never too late.
35:28Ethan?
35:30What are you doing here?
35:31Weren't you off kissing Anna?
35:33I didn't kiss her.
35:34Why not?
35:35Isn't she your precious first love?
35:37Aren't you two a match made in heaven?
35:38Because I don't like her!
35:40But isn't she exactly your type?
35:42Gorgeous, stacked, super outgoing?
35:45Why wouldn't you be into her?
35:46Because you're the one I'm fucking crazy about.
35:50You like me?
35:51Yeah.
35:52And I don't know when it started either.
35:56Maybe it was when you got drunk and practically ripped my tie off.
35:58Or when you stood in front of me in that bikini today.
36:00Or maybe even earlier, way before I was even willing to admit it to myself.
36:03What did you just say?
36:05I said I like you.
36:08Not the sworn enemies messing with each other kind of like.
36:12The kind of like where I want to wake up next to you every morning and kiss you every night.
36:17So what about you, Wendy?
36:18Do you like me?
36:21I...
36:21I don't know for sure.
36:24Then let me make it crystal clear for you.
36:29Finally!
36:30Mommy and Daddy are together.
36:32Looks like I'm not going to be erased from existence.
36:38I want a kiss too!
36:40Group family kiss!
36:49Mommy! Mommy!
36:51I want the rainbow sprinkles!
36:52Got it.
36:54The birthday girl gets to have whatever she wants.
36:59If you can't reach it, just call me.
37:04I don't need your help.
37:06Daddy and Mommy are flirting again!
37:10Wendy!
37:12Wendy?
37:13Why are you all grocery shopping together?
37:17Seriously, what's the relationship between you two?
37:22Let me handle this.
37:30Didn't this woman already agree to be with me?
37:33Why won't she give me a proper title?
37:36What am I to her?
37:37A secret boyfriend?
37:39Daddy, do you want to know what Mommy is saying to Uncle Victor?
37:44Duh?
37:45Let's go!
37:46Let's sneak over and listen!
37:59I can hear them!
38:01What are they saying?
38:03Spill!
38:04Mommy said,
38:05Victor, I...
38:10Fuck!
38:11That hurt!
38:11What did she actually say?
38:13Listen for yourself, Daddy.
38:16Honestly, it's always been Ethan.
38:17I've been in love with him this whole time.
38:19Get down, Daddy!
38:20They're gonna bust us!
38:22If you've liked him this whole time,
38:23then why did you agree to go to the amusement park with me?
38:25I'm so sorry.
38:26I just couldn't figure my own head out back then.
38:28I thought I hated his guts,
38:29but after Chloe showed up,
38:30co-parenting, bittering,
38:32going through all that drama together,
38:33I slowly realized he's the only one I want to see every single day.
38:37So from day one, I was just the backup guy.
38:40You were never a backup.
38:41You're a great guy.
38:43Seriously.
38:44This is entirely on me.
38:47I shouldn't have strung you along
38:49when I didn't even know what I wanted.
38:51Okay.
38:52I bought this as a confession gift.
38:54I was planning to tell you how I felt
38:56and officially ask you out.
38:58Guess I won't be needing it now.
39:02I wish you the best, Wendy.
39:08Were you two spying on me?
39:16Just passing through.
39:18Daddy made me do it!
39:20Chloe!
39:21Did you want to hear what I said?
39:24I heard you.
39:25What exactly did you hear?
39:30I heard you say
39:31you've been in love with me this whole time.
39:33Ew, gross.
39:34Get a room.
39:37Let's go.
39:38Stop dragging your feet.
39:39We need cake supplies.
39:52Wendy,
39:53the cream you're whipping is too thin.
39:56Can you be more serious?
39:58You have the nerve to say that to me?
40:00The dough you're kneading is too hard.
40:01It's going to come out like a brick.
40:02Sigh.
40:03Other people's parents make cakes
40:05all sweet and lovey-dovey.
40:07My parents start a flower war.
40:10Looks like I ended up
40:12with two kitchen disasters.
40:23Make a wish, sweetie.
40:25I wish Daddy and Mommy
40:27stay together forever and ever
40:29and never break apart.
40:31If you say the wish out loud,
40:32it won't come true.
40:46Hmm, actually not bad.
40:53Ethan, is this...
40:55Are you proposing to me?
40:56No, that wasn't me.
40:58I did it.
41:00Chloe did it for Daddy.
41:02Because Chloe read Daddy's diary,
41:05Daddy has always wanted to marry Mommy
41:07but didn't dare say it.
41:09Chloe is brave,
41:10so I put it in the cake.
41:23Ethan, you really wanted to marry me
41:25this whole time?
41:26Well, yeah.
41:27I'm already totally yours.
41:31Daddy, come on!
41:33Propose to Mommy!
41:41Wendy,
41:42I wanted to pick out the perfect day,
41:44find the perfect spot,
41:45and buy the perfect ring,
41:46but this little brat
41:48totally beat me to the punch.
41:51But I am dead serious
41:52about marrying you.
41:55Will you marry me?
41:59You're covered in flour,
42:01kneeling on a dirty kitchen floor,
42:03proposing to me with a ring
42:04your five-year-old dug out of a cake?
42:06Ethan, could this possibly be
42:08any more half-assed?
42:09Dammit, I'll make it up to you tomorrow,
42:11I swear!
42:11I'll buy a massive one,
42:13a literal pigeon egg!
42:16You don't have to.
42:17Yes, I'll marry you.
42:19No take-backs.
42:29Mom?
42:30Dad?
42:31What are you doing here?
42:37Mom?
42:38Dad?
42:38Dad, what are you doing here?
42:39We've been waiting out in the hall
42:40this whole time,
42:41just dying to hear you say yes.
42:45Ethan, you finally came to your senses.
42:49Good boy.
42:52Wendy,
42:53Dad gives you his blessing.
43:00Grandma,
43:02aren't I the best?
43:03I totally helped Daddy score Mommy.
43:06You are amazing.
43:08Our Chloe is the absolute best.
43:23Two months ago,
43:24I woke up in class
43:25after a wet dream
43:26about my sworn enemy,
43:28and I literally thought
43:29it was the end of the world.
43:31Who would have thought
43:31I'd be walking down the aisle
43:33toward him in a wedding dress?
43:35It's completely insane,
43:36but I couldn't be happier.
43:38Thank you so much for being here.
43:43Wendy,
43:44thank you for marrying me.
43:49Clear throat.
43:50Ethan Black,
43:51do you take Wendy Rosen
43:52to be your lawfully wedded wife,
43:54for better or for worse,
43:55for richer or for poorer,
43:57in sickness and in health,
43:58to love and to cherish
43:59as long as you both shall live?
44:01I do.
44:01Wendy Rosen,
44:02do you take Ethan Black to...
44:04I absolutely do.
44:05I now pronounce you
44:08husband and wife.
44:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.
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