00:16A-ha, looks like a tank of... Iranian oil.
00:22Wow, this is mine now.
00:39It's just like a tank of water.
00:40The water is full.
00:43I'm going to take the tank of water.
00:50You're going to take the tank, but I'm going to take the tank.
01:19Now I can sell these barrels.
01:22I must capture the Strait of Hormuz at any cost.
01:26I don't know how.
01:30Call Muchtaba, give him a deadline, and threaten him.
01:35Hmm, good idea.
01:44Hello?
01:45Yes?
01:46Listen carefully.
01:47I don't want any trouble with you.
01:49Just open the Strait of Hormuz.
01:51Oh, you're threatening me?
01:53Fine.
01:53I'll hold a press conference on Epstein.
01:57He's threatening me.
01:59He's blackmailing me.
02:11It's because of you!
02:13He threatened me!
02:15AHHHHHHHHH!!!
02:27You are all my allies.
02:29Let's go and capture the Strait of Hormuz.
02:42this time we'll capture it permanently i'll see who can stop me
02:54hey you get out of here we're here to capture it or else
03:01oh so you think i'm scared of you never i have my friends too
03:20where are you running come back
03:27i am really sorry
03:42you go and take one barrel then run the rest is my job okay
03:51hey hey hey stop stop stop you thief stop right there
03:59now this is mine
04:05oh my god another devil i'll never let him get away
04:20stop you won't get away stop right now
04:28that's my barrel where are you taking it you thief
04:32actually it was trump's plan
04:34shut up i know you're both devils
04:37this oil is the best in the world and i will sell it according to our terms
04:47now all of his barrels will be mine
05:05hey this is for you take it thanks
05:20this juice has something in it and i don't know what happened to me
05:32i am a genius
05:36i have full control over hormuz
05:40sir i've caught a suspicious man inside the building
05:43his name is hormuz
05:45his name is hormuz
05:46his name is hormuz
05:49as i told you
05:50i have full control over hormuz
05:55i found this leaf
05:57so green in this burning desert
06:00strange
06:14wow
06:19hey don't be scared
06:21i'm still the same putin i just have no idea what happened to me
06:28this leaf is amazing and
06:46this is my oil now
07:03oh
07:04oh
07:05oh
07:06oh
07:08oh
07:08oh
07:22Hey, Trump, wake up. Today's your first day of school. Don't be late.
07:26Oh, okay.
07:35Is today your first day?
07:36Yes, today is my first day. Our teacher is very strict.
07:48Alright, class. Today we're talking about politics. Can anyone tell me why is Trump so controversial?
07:56No, sir! Trump is a fantastic man. People like him all around the world.
08:03Hmm, amazing. Come here.
08:09Who told you to interrupt me?
08:14I don't want to go to school.
08:18That's why I don't like school.
08:25I know this is the highest quality oil, and I'll sell it to make our defense stronger.
08:36Hmm. Hmm-hmm. I think I can steal one of those barrels without getting noticed.
08:42Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uuh.
09:06Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:07What a clever strategy!
09:17That's my barrel! Where are you taking it, you thief?
09:25Hello, Mr. Trump.
09:26Hello? Who's there?
09:28I found an oil reserve in the Iranian desert.
09:31Are you sure?
09:33Yes.
09:35Wow!
09:40If I capture that reserve, I can be the richest man in the world.
09:49Why did I come into this desert without a map?
09:53Or the oil's location?
10:03Ah!
10:07Ah, no!
10:14I don't know who that idiot was.
10:17He fooled me!
10:18Ah!
10:23Sir, we need to cancel the water agreement with Pakistan.
10:30Hmm, you're right.
10:32I will think about it.
10:38Hmm, I think she's right. This is how we can bring Pakistan down.
10:45Hello, Mr. Shahbaz.
10:47Hello, Modi.
10:48I think I've found the only way to settle every conflict between us.
10:52Oh, so what's the solution?
10:55I'm going to cancel the Indus Waters Treaty between India and Pakistan.
11:01You think that's the solution?
11:04Yes, that's the only solution, Mr. Shahbaz.
11:08Goodbye.
11:13I'm going to stop.
11:13Okay, Modi.
11:15I'll teach you a lesson.
11:20close the airspace for all indian affiliated commercial flights it's an order
11:33hello sir we've suffered losses for a year please ask pakistan to reopen its airspace
11:42hello hello sir we're losing millions please ask pakistan to reopen its airspace
11:49sir we're losing millions please ask pakistan to reopen its airspace
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