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00:00So weird, whenever I invited people to come and watch me, their flights all got cancelled too, so I feel
00:05for Chelsea Green.
00:06Because you never paid for their flights.
00:08Poor Gary at Wrestlemania.
00:10I paid for your barbell last night, young man. Old man, I should say.
00:14Gary.
00:17Next, from Atlanta, Georgia.
00:23Last legend.
00:25Her first SummerSlam, her first ladder match.
00:28The powerhouse, Lash Legend, entering the fray.
00:32Now, remember the rules.
00:34The interim championship's hanging above the ring.
00:36You have to climb a ladder, and the first person to retrieve the title will become the interim champion.
00:43Yeah, well, Lash Legend has that huge frame, former basketball star, and you'd think someone with those long legs may
00:51be able to scale a ladder faster than most.
00:54And it will be helpful for Lash Legend to power her way up and grab that interim title ASAP.
01:02A lot of people do think Lash Legend is the future of the women's division, and she can go a
01:08long way to backing up those claims right here tonight.
01:11A hell of a lot of talent in the ring for this match.
01:16Blades addition after beating Julia on SmackDown on Friday to complete this field.
01:32All hail the queen.
01:35Let's go.
02:08From the Queen City, Charlotte Flair!
02:17Looking to win her 15th World Championship here tonight.
02:22Charlotte Flair set for action in this ladder match.
02:27She's had some success over the years in SummerSlam 2016.
02:32Beat Sasha Banks to the WWE title.
02:352018, a SmackDown Championship.
02:38Won the tag titles last year.
02:40And she's had six ladder matches in WWE.
02:44The most experienced in the ring tonight.
02:46And meanwhile, Jade Cargill wasted little time.
02:49Renewing her rivalry with Charlotte Flair.
02:52Bell rings.
02:52We're underway.
02:53Yeah, major beef in recent weeks between these two women.
02:56Of course, Jade Cargill did take out Charlotte's tag title.
03:00Alexa Bliss snapping that arm on SmackDown a few weeks.
03:03And these two women, it's been on sight in recent times.
03:07And now Charlotte with that back elbow and the brawl continues in the aisleway.
03:11And now Tiffany Stratton and Lash Legend get into the fray.
03:16And Legend caught catching Tiffany.
03:17There is the power of Legend coming into a ladder.
03:21Yeah, so much danger everywhere, you look.
03:24Ladders can be used to scale heights.
03:26They can also be used as weapons.
03:27And Chelsea Green, suicide dive, intercepted by Lash Legend.
03:32He just flashed Chelsea Green into the ladder.
03:35Legend dominating.
03:37It's like a horizontal choke slam into the steel.
03:41Feeling good right in the early goings here is Lash Legend.
03:44But getting those ladders into the ring is often quite cumbersome and time-consuming.
03:52And Lash Legend motoring now to try and get this one putter wide.
03:55And again, you need a ladder in the ring so you've got to climb it to grab the championship.
04:00And Chelsea Green sent over the barricade and into the crowd.
04:03I was going to say in the early goings, I expected Tiffany Stratton and Chelsea Green to maybe team up.
04:08They have been tagging lately on the SmackDown.
04:11But Lash Legend simply did not give them that opportunity.
04:14Yeah, Charlotte Flair sauntering down to the ring.
04:18Making sure Lash Legend didn't have an opportunity to set up the ladder.
04:22I do want to mention Charlotte's gear tonight.
04:24Dedicated to Scarlett.
04:25A young super fan who was battling brain cancer.
04:29Sadly passed away last month.
04:31She really bonded with Charlotte Flair.
04:33Helped Charlotte through some troubling times in her life.
04:36And Charlotte said diamonds are forever.
04:39So is Charlotte and Scarlett.
04:41Scarlett's family here tonight enjoying SummerSlam.
04:44Charlotte Flair, a classic in and out of the ring.
04:47But pure power now from Lash Legend.
04:49My God.
04:51Spine first.
04:52Tailbone right on the steal.
04:54And how dominant is Lash Ben in the early going in her first ladder match?
04:57Yeah, she's been absolutely superb.
04:59I mean, it's a different skill set that you're required to utilize in a matchup like this.
05:04And apparently, Lash Legend was simply bored with it.
05:07Over the years in SummerSlam, we've got three tables, ladders, and chairs matches.
05:11Four ladder matches.
05:12Including two classics.
05:13Who will never forget 1995.
05:15Shawn Michaels, Razor Ramon.
05:18It's really, uh, put the ladder match on the map.
05:20And then 2005, when Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero battle for custody of Dominic.
05:26Well, just as it looked like we were going to get ourselves a powerhouse showdown between Lash and Jay Cargill,
05:32there is the, uh, sometime tag team from SmackDown, Stratton and Chelsea Green.
05:39Yeah, they've been very successful teaming together.
05:42And now working to take out Jade Cargill and Lash Legend.
05:47When they both can't win this together, but they can certainly take out three other women and make it a
05:52one-on-one ladder match.
05:55Tiffany was hesitant in the beginning to befriend Chelsea Green.
06:00But she's bought into it now.
06:06Chelsea Green!
06:07And certainly a little different.
06:08Oh, pump kicks!
06:10Still, when it comes to it, we've got a clock clean right there.
06:13That's the Tiffany Stratton.
06:14And we are back.
06:16It's every woman before herself.
06:18But there will be some alliances formed as Jade Cargill delivers a German suplex.
06:23Meanwhile, the Queen, Charlotte Flair, on the top rope with a, oh, flying cross body.
06:29Yeah, never, never celebrate too soon in this kind of matchup.
06:34There's always a fresh pair of eyes burning a hole in you from behind.
06:38Charlotte Flair using the ladder as a weapon.
06:41Completely legal in this match.
06:43The battering ramen.
06:45Apparently Charlotte Flair doesn't feel ready to start scaling quite yet.
06:49Now in full well, there's a lot of fresh legs still in this match.
06:51I wonder what, uh, look at this.
06:53Again, Lash Legend.
06:55Powering Charlotte up on her shoulders.
06:57And Lash now in a military press and dropping Charlotte.
07:01I wonder what Lash Legend's partner, Nia Jax, is thinking about Lash being in this matchup.
07:07Well, Nia Jax is absolutely furious because not one but two qualifying matches of her were blown up with disqualifications.
07:13Thanks to Charlotte Flair and Jade Cargill.
07:17So I'm sure she's sitting somewhere skewing about that.
07:19You think she's jealous of Lash?
07:21Two things over, I think, if Lash Legend grabbed a little gold on their behalf.
07:26And now Tiffany Stratton.
07:27Oh, and a codebreaker to Legend.
07:29Does she use the ladder to her advantage?
07:32And that's why many call Tiffany Stratton the greatest athlete in WWE.
07:38Although Charlotte Flair has some claims of her own.
07:42Charlotte and Tiffany with a history as well.
07:44If you remember Wrestlemania a couple years ago.
07:52Oh, God.
07:54Oh, and Charlotte with a right.
07:56Tiffany with one of her own.
07:58Once had to commandeer an interview between these two.
08:01It did not go well.
08:02It essentially turned into this.
08:06For the kick.
08:07Tiffany able to avoid it.
08:09Stratton now.
08:10Up and down.
08:11Face first into the ladder.
08:12Yeah, just beautiful execution there from Charlotte Flair.
08:16Such an old missile dropkick by Chelsea.
08:19Just got Charlotte.
08:20Just enough of it.
08:21I'll tell you right now.
08:22Chelsea Green has taken some of the most sickening ladder landings
08:26in the history of women's wrestling.
08:29But now is your chance to shock the world.
08:32This really is the ranked outsider, I think, in this field.
08:36Chelsea with an opportunity.
08:37Chelsea climbing the ladder now.
08:38Trying to grab the title.
08:39Jade Cargill going to play defense.
08:41What is your PTSD of climbing those ladders?
08:44They're in full while.
08:45She's taking some sickening landings.
08:47And here's another one about to come.
08:51Looking for...
08:53I get it on the ladder.
08:56I mean, that just about...
08:58And now it's Cargill's opportunity.
09:00The Storm climbing the ladder.
09:04There's been a lot taken out of Jade Cargill early in this one.
09:07There's a slow climb and it's not fast enough.
09:09Tiffany Stratton and Jade Cargill once again battling over the women's WWE championship.
09:16We'll be rocking Stratton with that one.
09:19Oh, and a backstabber by Stratton.
09:22Drives Cargill outside the ring.
09:24And now it's Tiffany's opportunity in her home state of Minnesota.
09:27Looking to climb the ladder to once again become WWE champion.
09:30Charlotte Flair going to intercept, at least momentarily.
09:35And Charlotte now climbing the ladder alongside Stratton.
09:39Last legend introducing another ladder.
09:42There's nothing worse than being three quarters of the way of the ladder
09:45and getting in a fist fight when you're up there.
09:47Knowing full well that if you lose, you're falling a long way down.
09:51Have you been in a ladder match?
09:52Many times.
09:53Have I won one?
09:53Absolutely not.
09:54What does it feel like going up that ladder?
09:56There's nothing worse, Carl.
09:57Because when you're up there, you know full well someone's on your tail.
10:01Somebody is chasing you.
10:02Your body's already racked in pain.
10:05It's not cooperating.
10:06And it can only get worse due to gravity.
10:12Now look at Stratton using the ladder once again to her advantage.
10:17Oh, this is some unique offense we're cooking up here.
10:21But again, it's a perilous situation to put yourself in.
10:24Because this may happen.
10:27Again, last legend, the powerhouse.
10:30Oh, no!
10:33It looked like Tiffany was attempting a hurricanrana and legend planted her spine first on the ladder.
10:40Yeah, last legend is just built in a way that your usual offense simply doesn't work.
10:47She holds too much power to announce the kind of things that you normally pull up endlessly.
10:52And that is what cracked spine for Tiffany Stratton.
10:56And now legend is Charlotte Flair catches her with a big boot.
10:59She bounces face first off the ladder.
11:01Yeah, I suggest...
11:02Charlotte climbing the ladder.
11:03Charlotte going to go up.
11:04Look at the winner.
11:0515th championship.
11:06Oh, motoring.
11:07Charlotte Flair at the top.
11:09Charlotte's got the title.
11:10All the time in the world.
11:11Charlotte at the title.
11:12But wait a minute.
11:13Hang it on.
11:13Hang it on to the championship.
11:15Jade Cargill has pulled the ladder away.
11:17You simply don't have a hand free to unhook it when you're dangling like that.
11:22And now Jade in a lash to drag in Charlotte.
11:27And now double-teaming the queen.
11:30Oh, and using the queen as a weapon into the ladder goes Charlotte.
11:34Human battering round with Charlotte Flair.
11:37Nice.
11:38But if last legend, you're going to win the battle right now and seize this opportunity,
11:43we have a new interim women's champ.
11:48Last legend looking to win her first singles championship in WWE.
11:54And that's a small move.
11:56Maneuvering the ladder.
11:57Because the title is actually swayed above the ladder.
12:02It's going to be hard to grab it as Lashen's there.
12:05But she can't now.
12:06She finally gets her hands on it.
12:07Tiffany's strapped now on the other side.
12:11I mean, you're damned if you do.
12:12You're damned if you don't when you're moving those ladders around.
12:15It just eats up valuable time.
12:17But you have to get it in the right position.
12:19And that title oscillated wildly above the competitor.
12:23And now Lashen's going to drag Stratton down off the top of the ladder.
12:28Oh, Tiffany in trouble.
12:32Lashen's legend.
12:33Stratton sends legend into the ladder.
12:35Real smart move by Tiffany Stratton using that athleticism once again.
12:40That is her secret weapon.
12:42Tiffany going to climb the ladder and look to win the gold.
12:45No one in sight.
12:46Yeah, Stratton's got busted ribs.
12:48She's moving gingerly here, but getting closer.
12:52Tiffany Stratton trying to grab the title.
12:55Chelsea Green.
12:56Now that Chelsea Green's buddy, her friend, Chelsea.
13:00Uh-oh.
13:00Look at it done for French.
13:02Sliding off the ladder.
13:04It's small time.
13:05Taking everybody out.
13:07Four women down.
13:08One left in the ring.
13:09Chelsea's got a chance.
13:11Chelsea's got a chance.
13:13No.
13:14No way.
13:17Everybody's been taken out.
13:19Chelsea Green desperately, desperately setting up the ladder.
13:25It's Chelsea's chance.
13:27It's Chelsea's moment.
13:29She's going to do it.
13:30Green developed.
13:31Oh, no.
13:32B-Fab and Meechian.
13:34B-Fab and Meechian.
13:35There are no disqualifications.
13:37Jay Cargill's buddies.
13:39Jay Cargill's faction members.
13:43Come on, Wade.
13:44Chelsea Green at the championship one.
13:46Before B-Fab and Meechian came out here to beat the hell out of her.
13:51They haven't got anything until that championship is in your hand.
13:54And this was always a potential threat to every woman in this match.
14:00And now Jay Cargill has the numbers game.
14:03It's a fixed goal.
14:04That's how you guarantee victory in this game.
14:08You stack the deck.
14:09Yeah, Meechian setting up the ladder for Jade Cargill.
14:13B-Fab going to help Cargill up the ladder.
14:16Jade Cargill hooking to win the WWE Championship.
14:20Charlotte Flair now kicked the B-Fab right into Meechian.
14:24When people bouncing around the ring, that ladder is wobbling too, but Cargill's close.
14:29And now Charlotte trying to drag Cargill off the ladder.
14:33Old-fashioned heel to the jaw, and this is Cargill's to win now.
14:36And now Charlotte climbing up the other side.
14:39Cargill a fingertip away.
14:41Charlotte Flair now looking to run interference.
14:43Oh, what a scramble this is turning out to be.
14:46And picking herself up to his last leg into behind her.
14:49I think Tiffany Stratton.
14:51It's a four-way.
14:52Yeah, all four of the women climbing the ladders.
14:55Closing in on the championship.
14:57Something has to give here.
14:59And who is Fortune going to favor here?
15:02It doesn't look like it's Lash or Tiffany Stratton.
15:06It's down to Jade and Charlotte.
15:08Jade Cargill is there.
15:09She has an opportunity.
15:11Charlotte Flair, scale on the ladder.
15:13Can she prevent Jade from winning the title?
15:24Right and left.
15:25It's just a violent scramble.
15:31As that championship hangs swinging.
15:34Oh, it caught the women down.
15:37Everybody's down.
15:43Chelsea's got a chance.
15:44He's back from the dead.
15:45Chelsea's got a chance.
15:47Oh my God.
15:48Chelsea's scaling the ladder.
15:50Chelsea's got the title.
15:52Chelsea Green is the champion.
16:15Chelsea Green with her first world title.
16:21As far as I'm concerned, Chelsea Green is the WWE women's champ.
16:29Completely rewriting the script.
16:32But Dark Horse herself.
16:34The odds on Outsider.
16:36The one woman nobody gave a chance to.
16:40You've done it, Chelsea.
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16:51And this was an incredible move by Chelsea Green, saving Tiffany Stratton, taking all women out in the match.
16:58But this was when B-Fab and Mee-Gin hit the scene.
17:02And it looked like the fix was in, stacking the deck in favor of the Storm.
17:07But Jade Cargill, with a vicious beatdown.
17:11And Jade Cargill then taking out Lash Legend and Tiffany Stratton, leaving it down to Jade and Charlotte Flair.
17:17Two women who hate each other so badly, but took each other out.
17:22And dangling from that middle ladder, coming back to life like a prime Undertaker.
17:28Now scrambling to victory.
17:33Grabbing gold to the elation of this stadium.
17:38Chelsea Green showing what perseverance and determination and doing anything you have to do.
17:54To finally climb the mountain, Chelsea Green is the interim WWE Women's Champion.
18:03Everyone should be green with envy.
18:11So far, plenty more still to come tonight, including our main event of Roman Reigns versus Seth Rollins.
18:18Well, how are the international announced teams are talking about SummerSlam?
18:22Let's listen in.
18:27I've made the executive decision to add a participant to this match-up.
18:35That's the ring-general.
18:41We need one more participant.
18:49Kevin Owens!
18:52Oh my God!
18:53The prizefighter is Zurich!
18:56Kevin Owens!
18:57The brother of the Sami Senko, who made the first match-up against the champion of the W.W.E.
19:18The champion of the W.W.E.
19:22The winner of the W.W.E.
19:27Country champion of the W.W.E.
19:34still get goosebumps after the return of kevin owens tonight well from the ring to real life
19:39minute maid and wwe are here to help you bring the juice when the day tries to tap you out
19:45well folks it's happening and it's next human monies on a pole
20:00in the critically acclaimed the curse father danhausen alongside kathausen settled the score
20:08over the missing human monies they slammed up chokeslam
20:16in the wind but just when he thought he was out they pulled him back in
20:24where is our money i told you i don't have it i'm at jd here break your jaw so we
20:31don't have to hear
20:31any more of your stupid little curses dominic and his associates tried to take out the danhausen
20:39give us our money never his tensions rise but a new arrangement is made human monies on a pole
20:50yes haven't you ever watched wrestling that's summer slam it's not strictly business it's personal
21:03you can make this right danhausen i just have one thing to say you are cursed
21:11danhausen is the curse father part two
21:25okay
21:26yeah
21:26yeah
21:27Oh, oh, oh, oh!
21:57The Human Monies on a Pole Match!
22:03Introducing first, from San Diego, California,
22:08weighing in for 200 pounds,
22:12the AAA Mega Champion,
22:18Dirty Damonech Mysterio!
22:23This match should be right up his alley.
22:25He looks like a bank robber.
22:27You can't rob what is already yours.
22:31That is Dom's cash sitting above the ring,
22:35and very soon is going back to his rightful owner.
22:38So here's the deal.
22:39No countouts, no disqualifications, no pitfalls, no submission.
22:42You win when you climb the far corner,
22:44and in that bag that's hanging above the ring,
22:49$100,000.
22:51And if you take it off the hook, you win the money and the match.
22:58Nice job on that bag, guys.
23:01This match is presented by Minute Maid.
23:04Bring the juice.
23:09And look, Cole, here's the deal.
23:11This really should be a police matter.
23:14Dom is a victim of grand larceny,
23:18but we don't deal with things like that.
23:21He contributed the money.
23:22And hey, it's not a shock that Dracula is actually the official in this Danhausen match.
23:27Services were not rendered for the money.
23:30Well, tonight we're going to get out some Southern justice.
23:43Well, he brought the Danhausen-mobile.
23:45That's a start.
23:46Yes, straight out of wacky races.
23:49Lovely.
23:49He turns it around and sends it straight back there.
23:53Danhausen told me earlier today that his tights would honor the great Fred Hart,
23:58one of his SummerSlam's great performers.
24:02And his opponent from 13-11, Mockingbird Lane.
24:10He's very nice, very evil, Danhausen.
24:17I have a question.
24:18Go ahead.
24:19So if you invest your money in a company,
24:21and that company goes belly up, do you get your money back?
24:26Oh, so Dominic invested in this whole thing with an experiment program.
24:32It didn't work out, so why should he get his money back?
24:34Don't try and apply a layer of credibility to the nonsense,
24:39the hijinks, the hijinks, the tomfoolery of Danhausen.
24:44There was no investment.
24:45It was merely a theft.
24:46It was a ruse, a scam.
24:48Wait a minute.
24:50Dominic actually, and J.D. McDonough, by the way, part of it is his money.
24:54They actually handed this money to Danhausen.
24:56Danhausen didn't steal anything.
24:58Those services, you pay for a service.
25:00If you then don't get the service, you have been scammed,
25:03and you are owed the money back legally.
25:05Oh, and Dominic wasted a little time.
25:07Here we go.
25:08Get your money, Dom.
25:10Climb the rope, try to get his money.
25:12Danhausen trying to prevent that from happening.
25:14This will be something.
25:15It'll be a spectacle, I'll tell you that.
25:17Danhausen out.
25:19In the second rope.
25:20Dominic with a knee to the midsection.
25:22Yeah, that's the kind of spectacle I was looking for.
25:25And here we go.
25:26The greatest exponent of the 619 in history.
25:30Remember, Dominic's been cursed on a number of occasions by Danhausen.
25:33Yeah, well, so was Liv Morgan.
25:35It appears to have worn off last night.
25:37JD McDonough, though, had a problem with that Cruiserweight match the other night, didn't he?
25:40Well, he also had some problems with that massive Knicks player.
25:44Kat chokeslamming him Saturday night's main event a couple of weeks ago.
25:49And Danhausen now.
25:53And Dominic is out of harm's way.
25:55Nobody home.
25:56Danhausen into the corner.
25:57Dominic with a clothesline.
25:59Takes down Danhausen.
26:00And this is what happens when rank amateurs who are failed theater kids try to step in the ring with
26:07legitimate athletes like Dirty Don Mysterio.
26:10Here becomes a farce.
26:12Failed theater kid.
26:13Yeah.
26:14One of the most popular wrestlers on the planet today.
26:16Dominic Mysterio, second rope, trying to grab the money.
26:20Human monies.
26:21It's just money.
26:22What's the humor?
26:23Who else has money other than humans?
26:25Danhausen has Danhausen money.
26:26Haven't you been on WWE Shop?
26:28He's got like a trillion dollars on there.
26:30Yeah, and it's not legal tender, Michael Cole.
26:33It's pretend money, just like everything with this fool Danhausen.
26:37And Eddie Guerrero.
26:39Oh!
26:40As Dominic pays homage to the late great Eddie here in Minnesota.
26:46Latino cheats himself.
26:51Remember the three amigos though.
26:53Danhausen.
26:54Oh!
26:54Danhausen takes down Dom.
26:56And now is an opportunity.
26:58I'm telling you, somebody in that locker room has a lot to answer for.
27:02Somebody has been teaching Danhausen moves.
27:05And it might be the undertaker himself judging by that sit-up.
27:10Danhausen trying to crawl his way to the corner.
27:13And it would be so great if Danhausen won this thing.
27:16Not to keep the money and end this farce once and for all.
27:20Oh, look who's here.
27:21I was wondering when it would happen.
27:23J.D. McDonough.
27:25Dominic's running buddy.
27:26Into the ring.
27:27Assaulting Danhausen.
27:28The official can do nothing.
27:31Danhausen deserves this.
27:32Let's not forget that poor J.D. McDonough got electrocuted by Danhausen a few weeks back.
27:38Well, that was actually funny.
27:39And now J.D.
27:40Wow!
27:40So off the top rope to Danhausen.
27:43Well, Danhausen's not laughing now, is he?
27:46Hey!
27:46Look who's here, Wade!
27:48The Mini-Hausens!
27:50It's the Goblins from Mockingbird Lane.
27:53The Mini-Hausens attacking McDonough.
27:57They ruin everything.
28:00Oh, wipe them out, J.D.
28:03J.D. McDonough.
28:04Wow!
28:05What a slam!
28:06With authority!
28:08Do this one even harder.
28:10Oh!
28:11Oh, wow!
28:12Oh, my God!
28:12First time he's been in the ring with someone smaller than himself.
28:16That was like the cat choke slam on J.D. McDonough.
28:19Paid back with interest.
28:23Oh!
28:25Look at that!
28:26Nice takedown!
28:27Oh, God, it's the Mini-Hausen with skill.
28:29I've seen this one before!
28:30Yeah, you knew who that is, right?
28:31Who?
28:32Torino-Hausen!
28:33Ooh!
28:34Oh!
28:35Take it down, J.D. McDonough!
28:38He's been hiding in plain sight!
28:43Oh!
28:46DDT's!
28:47J.D. McDonough may have met his match!
28:51What did you call him?
28:53Torino-Hausen.
28:55Rings a bell.
28:56What do these guys do?
28:57They can't take the money!
28:59Well, I don't think they're trying to do that.
29:01Maybe they are.
29:02I mean, if they take the money, does that count?
29:05No!
29:06Dominic Mysterio!
29:07That wasn't nice.
29:10It was supposed to be nice.
29:11There's a hundred grand on the line, Michael Cole!
29:15And these Mini-Hausen have infiltrated a WWE ring once again.
29:21And look at, uh...
29:24From the top rope, Dominic Mysterio thought he wiped everyone out.
29:29But not quite.
29:31Oh, my God!
29:35And he's not done yet!
29:39Wow!
29:40Ooh!
29:42It's a nasty landing for Torino-Hausen.
29:45Rocked himself in the process, but that little guy is a human cheat code.
29:50And look at Dan-Hausen now, back in the ring, dragging himself to the corner,
29:53looking to win the match and save the money!
29:58Stop him!
29:59Dan-Hausen, uh...
30:01Oh, J.D. McDonough with that bison-like head!
30:05Drilled right on the jaw!
30:07That looked like that video out of Yellowstone a few weeks ago.
30:11And McDonough now, driving Dan-Hausen out of the ring to the floor!
30:15I mean, you can't complain of McDonough being out here with all these Mini-Hausens running around.
30:20And McDonough came out first.
30:22Oh, and it just so happened that the Mini-Hausens were hiding under the ring, is that right?
30:26No, it was a plan, all a plot!
30:29A little practical Joe, by the way!
30:32Oh, no!
30:34I think Dan-Hausen said his name!
30:36Joe Hendry, guitar in hand!
30:39Remember what happened to him at the hands of the Judgment Day at Boxer Ryan Garcia this past Monday on
30:44Raw!
30:44And Payback!
30:47Nobody said his name!
30:49He just came out here to steal the money himself!
30:52And now Joe Hendry, trying to get Dan-Hausen into the ring!
30:56Very Scottish of him, I might add.
31:00Scottish.
31:05And Dan-Hausen and Dominic Mysterio both into the ring, same time, both and Dominic now with a kick in
31:10the face.
31:10Dominic, looking to climb the ropes, looking to head up to the top rope.
31:13Dan-Hausen, intercepting from behind.
31:16He needs to get a little frazzled at this point, and both men agonizingly close to that bag of dodge.
31:21Yes!
31:22Yes!
31:24Yes!
31:24Yes!
31:25Yes!
31:27Dominic, shots in the midsection.
31:30That was a nasty landing for Dan-Hausen.
31:33Dominic trying to get his hands on the human monies.
31:36He's going to win this thing.
31:39And Dominic was cursed!
31:40He was cursed!
31:41He was cursed again by Dan-Hausen!
31:44An explosion!
31:46And Dan-Hausen now with an opportunity!
31:50Dan-Hausen wins human monies on a pole!
31:58Here is your winner, Dan-Hausen!
32:03I cannot be the only one who is sick to death of this guy's private cosmic gag reel, to which
32:12we are all the joke.
32:13I don't know, I just gave him a standing ovation.
32:16Give the assist to Joe Hendry!
32:22Oh no, they're not going to do another concert, are they?
32:29Well, this is the invasion of the Minie Housens that was quickly stifled by the aggressive J.D. McDonough.
32:37Those guys are going to be feeling that in the morning, but there was one Minie Housen who had a
32:42little too much skill for our Irish friend.
32:45And that was this Tirito Housen, as Michael Cole likes to call him.
32:50Causing maximum chaos until Joe Hendry appeared.
32:54Clad with a guitar.
32:56And nobody should smash guitars like that, they're very valuable items.
32:59They're not as valuable as the bag of money, and the curse that took down Dirty Don Mysterio, and the
33:08miscreant, Dan-Hausen steals the cash in bed.
33:13Here's some advice for J.D. McDonough and Dominic Mysterio.
33:18Just give up.
33:19Just be done with it.
33:21Let Dan-Hausen have his fun.
33:31What is he doing?
33:32Hey, wait a minute.
33:38Hey, over here, I'm your biggest fan.
33:41Hey, we're going to have a big barbell laser throw something to the left on the desk.
33:50Come on, what about over here, Dan-Hausen?
33:54Wait, are these those Dan-Hausen bucks from WWE.com, or is this the real deal?
33:59I think it's the real deal, because the referee just pocketed one.
34:06You know, if I got some money now, it would be my first SummerSlam payday.
34:11You still don't deserve one's 30 years deal.
34:13Here, Dan-Hausen, here, with your biggest fans.
34:16Yes, there you go.
34:17Yes, $1,000.
34:19Look at this.
34:20I got a Dan-Hausen dollar.
34:21100 human monies.
34:24100 human monies.
34:26100 human monies.
34:41They won.
34:42They won the money.
34:43Let's go.
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