00:02To the most wonderful people I have ever...
00:05I'm coming out so you're there to get this party started.
00:08What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:10We're here for the party.
00:12Afternoon, you said.
00:14Yeah, after lunch, I meant.
00:16You said instead of...
00:17We could have gone round to your mother's with Gary.
00:19I thought you were a buffy.
00:20I've got the wrong end of the stick.
00:22Well, now you've got the right end.
00:23See you later.
00:25With no end, instead of making dinner,
00:27I've spent all morning making stuff for your do.
00:30Perhaps we could park ourself on your sofa, Gail,
00:33and have a pick at these to keep our hunger at bay till the party.
00:37Why don't you just go home?
00:38No.
00:39Join us.
00:40With plenty of food, I'll get some plates and cutlery.
00:43Gail, no!
00:45This is what Christmas is all about.
00:47Helping one's neighbour.
00:52Bring for a little one.
00:53You look a bit pushed for a space.
00:55I'll have mine over here on a tree.
00:57Have you got the remote control, Andy?
01:01I was you.
01:02I'd say something.
01:07How do?
01:09Second's out, round one.
01:11Hi, love.
01:12Come here, now.
01:14Mwah!
01:15I had his funny at Scalic Kitchen.
01:18I never thought you were going to get here.
01:20I cannot stop thinking about it.
01:21You're right, any chance of a beer?
01:23I'm spitting feathers here.
01:25Oh, yeah.
01:25Yeah, yeah, I'll go and get you one.
01:27All right, Pops.
01:30Ignore him, Kevin.
01:33I think the atmosphere's just took a turn for the worst.
01:36Sorry about that, love.
01:37You know what I'm like after I've had sprouts.
01:39No, the mood, idiot.
01:40Nip home and get their presses pronto.
01:48So you got any plans on New Year's Eve?
01:50Not yet, no.
01:51I was talking to the lady.
01:53I know a lot of dorms in town, so we can get in most places, like.
01:56Aw, could be.
01:57Great.
01:59You not got a cold one?
02:01Yeah, yeah, I'll go and see.
02:04Bitch!
02:06So what do you get a girlfriend this Christmas?
02:08A squeaky toy.
02:09What girlfriend?
02:10I'm young, free and single, me.
02:12Got an eye on someone, though.
02:15Like a dog.
02:16I feel like walking over there and sticking his cam.
02:18Calm down.
02:20Victor Bush, please!
02:24First of all, we'd like to thank Gail and Joe for your hospitality.
02:31And as a token of our goodwill, we'd like to give you these.
02:36Eddie.
02:37Yeah, that's for your book.
02:46A tool belt?
02:47Is this a joke?
02:49Well, if we saw it, it'd be Andy-like.
02:51You steal me tools, you take me livelihood away and you give me a tool belt.
02:54Yeah, it's very kind of you, Anna.
02:57David, put some more music on.
02:59Outside with that.
03:01Fine.
03:02Fancy one?
03:03I don't smoke.
03:04Who said out about smoking?
03:06You know where I am.
03:10Oh, no!
03:11David!
03:14Leave him alone, you tarts.
03:17What?
03:18I said outside.
03:20You want to be careful, pal.
03:21Because your face is writing checks that your fists can't cash right now.
03:24Look, just leave Tina alone, all right?
03:26She's not interested.
03:26Did she say that?
03:27Because she's telling me something different.
03:29What?
03:30I know women.
03:30You want to look great.
03:31And she's aching for it, mate.
03:32Fine.
03:33I'm going to have her.
03:34And there's nothing you can do about it.
03:40And when we'll talk about freaks, I'm not the one who made out of the kidnapper twice my age.
03:46Come on, now!
03:47Come on, now!
03:48Hey!
03:48Hey!
03:49Hey!
03:49Pack it in, you two!
03:50Pack it in!
03:52Pack it out!
03:55Everybody out!
03:56Now!
04:09Come on!
04:10There's a day of relative peace and sanity with me family.
04:13But no, you had to turn it into a free-for-all.
04:15You're barging and takeover, talking, talking, talking about nothing!
04:19Less than nothing!
04:20Joe!
04:20I'm not finished.
04:21Nobody here can stand the sight of you, any of you.
04:23And I don't want you here.
04:24Now, tomorrow, ever.
04:26So sling it off!
04:27Well, if that's how you feel, I'll be taking home me vol-a-vance.
04:29Oh, you can have a mate, with my blessing.
04:32There you are!
04:33How about some mini-scotch eggs and all?
04:35Hey, Joe!
04:36Stop it, you're not tired!
04:37Oh, no, stop it!
04:39Yeah?
04:39Yeah.
04:40You feel a bit package and all, eh?
04:42That's it.
04:43Junior's got the right idea.
04:44You want some more, do you?
04:46Come on!
04:47Stop it!
04:47Stop it!
04:48Stop it!
04:49I think you'd better go!
04:51I might not blame you, no case you want to lock it up!
04:54Come on!
04:55Come on!
04:57All right, I think it's time we went and all.
04:58You!
04:59Oh!
05:00You know where we are, yeah.
05:05Thanks for the buffet.
05:27What was all that about?
05:28I warned you what would have.
05:29Over and over.
05:30I knew they'd ruin things!
05:32They'd ruin things?
05:34This has nothing to do with the wind, asses.
05:38You were out of control, Joe.
05:41I didn't recognise you.
05:44You frightened me.
05:51I wanted today to be perfect.
05:54To be everything I know we could be.
05:58Ha!
05:59Could have been.
06:02But sometimes just wanting something isn't enough, is it?
06:07Too many other things get in the way.
06:15Tell me what it is.
06:18Everything.
06:20Nothing.
06:22That's the worst part.
06:28I'm sorry.
06:42Joe?
06:43Joe!
06:44Wait!
06:44You all right?
06:47You all right?
06:50Where are you going?
06:52I'm sorry.
06:56I can't.
06:58It's not fair.
07:01Dad!
07:04Don't go!
07:05No!
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