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00:00Now, video games are, at their very core, very silly experiences. Even if their content is
00:06incredibly serious, it's meant to be fun on some level, and you don't get more fun than when it
00:12comes to joke weapons. Because, you know, being killed by a giant sword is one thing, but then
00:17being killed by a weapon that shoots rabid badgers at you, well, that's definitely another. So let's
00:22have a chat about them today. As I'm Jules, this is WhatCulture.com, and these are 10 joke game
00:26weapons that are secretly incredibly powerful. 10. The Quacker – Crackdown 2
00:32By and large, Crackdown 2 was a bit of a letdown because it borrowed just way too much from its
00:37predecessor while only making few significant changes or advancements. However, one saving
00:41grace was that it turned an almost useless easter egg from the first game, The Quacker,
00:45into an adorably fatal device. Specifically, and as the name suggests, The Quacker is a sticky
00:51grenade disguised as a duck. Equally fitting is the fact that it's found at the Funland
00:56Amusement Park at the Chuck's Ducks 2 stall after the area is seized from terrorist organisation
01:00The Cell. Once planted, its eyes glow red, and it emits a lovable quacking sound eagerly
01:05awaiting your overpowered officer protagonist to hit the detonation button. When you do so,
01:11it explodes with enough energy to severely damage, if not instantly obliterate, everything around it.
01:16Without a doubt, this is one rubber ducky you don't want to toy around with in the bath.
01:209. The Golden Chicken Egg Resident Evil 4 2023
01:24Last year's Resident Evil 4 remake was widely praised for maintaining and even improving upon
01:30nearly everything that made it such an inspirational classic in the first place. In typical Capcom fashion,
01:35that meant that it was full of outlandish costumes and items, with the Golden Chicken Egg becoming Leon
01:40S. Kennedy's most ridiculous but actually cunningly effective upgraded instrument of destruction. Well,
01:46if only for just one boss fight. You see, in the original 2005 title, the Golden Chicken Egg could
01:50be sold for 3,000 pesetas. It could also be used to stun enemies or ingested to restore 100%
01:56health.
01:56Now, as alluded to with the disgrace of the Salazar family quest though, the 2023 remake goes a step
02:02further by allowing you to stun antagonist Ramon Salazar and deplete 70% of his health in just one
02:09hit. Admittedly, finding a Golden Egg can be a tedious task. I mean, one is located around the east side
02:14of
02:14the lake after you get the boat, whereas the other requires the cubic device to unlock a treasure box
02:18in the castle's throne room. But nevertheless, being able to take down one of Resident Evil 4's
02:22nastiest baddies so quickly and humorously is a cracking good time.
02:268. The Water Pistol
02:27Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain
02:30Hideo Kojima's iconic series is ripe with tongue-in-cheek collectibles and artillery,
02:35including risque magazines, bananas, a rocket arm, and even Mario and Yoshi dolls. Although Metal Gear
02:40Solid V, the Phantom Pain's toy water pistol may actually seem like the most pointless one of
02:45them all, it's actually more tactically deadly than it superficially is jokey. Developed after
02:49Venom Snake completes Mission 18 and obtains the Children's Reward key item, the water pistol can be
02:55upgraded and is initially convenient for just putting out fires, holding up guards, stunning the
02:59parasite unit aka the skulls, and creating noises for distractions. That being said, its true secretive
03:05potential lies in its ability to detonate mines from far away, kill electronics, and best of all,
03:10take down the man on fire. You see, the intended way to conquer the man on fire during Mission 20
03:16is to douse him with H2O from the pipes scattered around the level. Yet, it's likely easier to
03:20simply shoot him with the water pistol several dozen times and watch him become increasingly
03:25annoyed and weak. Sure, it's possibly the slowest way to knock him down, but it's also delightfully
03:29sadistic and very, very silly. 7. The Toy Spitball Gun
03:34Dead Rising 2
03:35In contrast to the other entries on this list, there's scarcely a weapon throughout the entire
03:39Dead Rising franchise that's not a gag of some sort, particularly when it involves combining
03:43two or more unrelated items. Nonetheless, the Toy Spitball Gun from Dead Rising 2 and Dead Rising
03:482 off the record takes the cake when it comes to not judging a book by its comical cover.
03:53Now, ordinarily, it does precisely what you'd assume against the common undead foe, which is
03:58absolutely nothing. But when shot at the fleeing helicopter of Terra Is Reality host Tyrone TK King
04:03during Case 5-2, it does a lot of damage because it's classified as a thrown object rather than
04:09an otherwise ineffective firearm or projectile. Now, why that's the case is anyone's guess, but you
04:13know what? I'm sure glad that it does that, because this boss battle is annoying. But that's not the
04:18gun's only hidden advantage either, as it can be turned into the Fire Spitter once joined with the
04:23Tiki Torch. Instead of blowing a steady stream of flames like a standard flamethrower, it shoots
04:27significantly more powerful fireballs that engulf anyone who dares crosses your path.
04:326. The Thirst Zapper
04:34Fallout 4
04:35Found within the sixth and final DLC for 2015's Fallout 4 Nuka World, the Thirst Zapper appears
04:41to be a joyfully retro but majorly futile water gun whose main purpose is to help with three Nuka
04:46Cade games, Nuka Zapper, Bandit Roundup, and Whack-A-Commie. However, once the Project Cobalt
04:52schematics as well as the gun nut and science perks are employed alongside the VATS targeting system,
04:57it's possible to transform the Thirst Zapper into a truly formidable firearm. Specifically,
05:02it can become the Nuka-Cola Gun, which dishes out radiated Nuka-Cola damage, the Cherry Gun,
05:08which sparks small explosions, or the Quantum Gun, which causes consistently fatal nuclear blasts.
05:14Clearly, it's quite a devastating firearm when fully modified. Even in its purest form,
05:18the Thirst Zapper is able to turn the tables on Raider leader over Boss Coulter during the
05:23Taken for a Ride quest, since, you know, his power armor is electrified and therefore highly
05:27susceptible to water. It's possible to kick his butt without using the Thirst Zapper,
05:31but why wouldn't you when it's so damn fun and so very easy this way?
05:365. The Wooden Sword, Ninja Gaiden
05:38Now, wooden swords have to be amongst the most common weapons in all of video games,
05:42with The Elder Scrolls, 5 Skyrim, Little Big Planet, The Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts,
05:47and Supraland being a handful of the many titles to feature them. Even so, arguably none of them
05:51possess the same world-shattering capability as the wooden sword in 2004's Ninja Gaiden.
05:56To be clear, it's not so much the initially limited wooden sword that's worthwhile. It's
06:01what happens when the tool is fully transformed into the Unlabored Flawlessness, following over
06:05half a dozen upgrades that warrant celebration and a lot of hesitation. Simply put, the Unlabored
06:11Flawlessness can perform aerial attacks and mirror some of the moves harnessed by other heavy weapons.
06:15It also has some unique combos as well. Its greatest attribute, though, is its propensity to do more
06:20damage when the player's health is low. In fact, it does 150% of its usual lethality when protagonist
06:26Ryu is at 25% health, and when he's basically on death's doorstep, it does 200%. It even glows
06:33when supercharged, which is just plain cool, and it can be purchased from Maramusa at any point during
06:38Hayabusa's journey.
06:394. The Scrambler – Enter the Gungeon
06:42Look, there's no rule to having more than one chicken-centric example on a list, especially
06:46when the second one is as merrily goofy yet lethal as Enter the Gungeon's Scrambler gun. Now, to be
06:51fair, Devolver Digital's treasurable top-down bullet-hell roguelike is packed with ridiculous
06:56items, but the Scrambler definitely outdoes them all. Basically, it's similar to the Flare gun,
07:00but it fires a large egg that breaks into five smaller and thus deceptively dangerous homing eggs.
07:05It's inherently a strong shooter, but it gets better when synergies, which are upgrades from
07:09holding multiple weapons at once, come into play. For instance, when pairing it with the pig,
07:14it results in the bacon and egg synergy that increases the speed of the Scrambler's eggs by
07:1850%. Likewise, the chicken flute spawns the bullet or the egg synergy that doubles the size of each
07:24shot, which breaks up into ten smaller bullets instead of the usual five. Other combinations,
07:29such as with the light gun, phoenix, or weird egg, lead to new effects as well, meaning that the
07:33Scrambler is remarkably menacing and versatile.
07:363. A Simple Fork
07:38The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim
07:40The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim is just a gift that keeps on giving, being it in terms of its narrative
07:45engagement, character development, endless exploration, or, in this case, its knack for
07:50surprising players with secret weapon opportunities. Now, the fork is a superb example of this, because
07:54while it's very ineffective during the base experience and can't be upgraded, it gets a lot more heft in
08:00the Dragonborn, Dawnguard, and Hearthfire DLCs, thanks to its compatibility with enchantments.
08:05In particular, pairing it with Paralyze allows it to, well, paralyze an enemy for 10 seconds.
08:10Likewise, Frost Damage freezes up their health and stamina, Fire Damage burns them, Soul Trap fills a
08:15Soul Gem with Vanquished Combatants, and Shock Damage electrifies their health and magicka. You can
08:20even add Chaos Damage to intensify its first strike physicality. And while all of this does apply to
08:24the knife as well, destroying people with a fork, well, it's just much funnier and more satisfying. Of course,
08:29you could use them together to double your humor and hazardousness.
08:332. The Frying Pan
08:34Fable
08:35Now, hitting people in the face with a frying pan is an age-old staple of slapstick comedy,
08:40so it only makes sense that you can do it in the wonderfully quirky Fable and Fable the Lost
08:44Chapters. What's not so predictable, however, is the amount of harm your culinary accessory can cause.
08:49Digging it up in the orchard farm before you find all six treasure clues will render it worthless,
08:54since it won't do any damage or have any augmented slots. On the other hand, finding it after all the
08:58clues are uncovered results in the frying pan having up to five slots, and if all of them are used,
09:03well, it gets exponentially more threatening. Filling it up with mana or health augmentations
09:08recharges those abilities every time the item is used, whereas the experience augmentation grants
09:1310% extra experience with each kill. The sharpening augmentation does the same for weapon damage,
09:18and the lightning and flame augmentations ensure that weapons are especially fatal to monsters who are
09:23already weak against those elements. There's almost no limit to how much tougher the frying pan can make
09:27you. And the bizarre face on the inside, well, that's just obviously an added treat.
09:31At number one, the sexy beam, Silent Hill 3. There are many things that players might expect from the
09:37Silent Hill universe, primarily sadistic violence, grotesque monsters, and mind-bending mysteries,
09:42yet erotic extermination from a teenager probably isn't one of them. Enter Silent Hill 3's sexy beam,
09:48which is only available if our main hero Heather Mason has both the transform costume wand and the
09:53heather beam. Basically, Heather needs to use the wand to become her alter ego, Princess Heart,
09:58whose Sailor Moon-esque attire and posing definitely make for some uncomfortable viewing for someone her
10:03age. If the heather beam is equipped as well, it'll turn into the even more savage, sexy beam,
10:08which combines the heather beam's projectiles and targeting acquiring lasers into a single
10:12higher-powered strike, complete with flickering white hearts. She can also shoot rays from her glowing
10:17eyes in what feels like an unsetting allusion to the hallway scene in Ghostbusters 2.
10:21Additionally, unlike the heather beam, the sexy beam doesn't even drain Heather's stamina,
10:26so she's consistently able to be at the height of her formidableness. This makes it a scarily
10:31salacious force to be reckoned with, but when you look at it, it's downright weird and even more
10:35hilarious. And there we go my friends, those were 10 joke video game weapons that are secretly
10:39incredibly powerful. I hope you enjoyed that and please let me know what you thought about it down
10:43in the comments section below. As always, I've been Jules, you can go follow me over on FGS or
10:47the future game show where I do all of my gaming content going forward, or you can swing by
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10:56go,
10:56I just want to say one thing. Hope you're treating yourself well with love and respect because you
10:59deserve all the best things in life, alright? Hope you're smashing your life goals today. I believe
11:02in you. Now go out there and get it done. As always, I've been Jules, you have been awesome,
11:06never forget that, and I'll speak to you soon. Bye.
11:09Bye.
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