00:01Can I take you to dinner?
00:04How's July 19th?
00:05Three months from now.
00:07How is it even possible that my husband left me for an older woman?
00:11You're supposed to leave me for like Gigi Hadid.
00:13Not Ina Garten.
00:15You can't just leave me like that.
00:17I needed lunch and I was scared.
00:19I'm so sorry.
00:21This is why we need a spa weekend.
00:23Massages, champagne, big comfy robes.
00:26The last time I had a massage was like my last mammogram.
00:30Girl, I worry about you sometimes.
00:32I just booked a room.
00:33What?
00:34We're going on a spa weekend, bitches!
00:39Welcome and namaste.
00:40It's beautiful.
00:41It's amazing.
00:42I'm Shanti.
00:43She looks like a girl, Jesus.
00:46I never want to go home.
00:48I miss my kids.
00:49What?
00:50No, I don't miss my kids.
00:53Is that Mel?
00:55What's up, you middle-aged sluts?
00:57Hey, you mother.
00:59On your right is one of the outdoor yoga classes.
01:02Gene, he is checking you out.
01:04Get over here.
01:04Yeah, you?
01:05Come on, Magic Mark.
01:06This is Jane.
01:07Nice to meet you, Jane.
01:08She's on the older side, but she's got a porno body.
01:11Stand up.
01:11Show your body.
01:12Now show him your dick.
01:14I sense a great deal of stress in all of you.
01:17Oh my God, my boss is calling me again.
01:20You guys need to stand up for yourself.
01:22Stop calling her!
01:29Hanging out with your friends is essential to our survival.
01:31The most important thing is you guys.
01:33If you need anything, I'm here for you.
01:36This whole spa thing is such a scam.
01:39Namaste.
01:39You're supposed to walk out of here all centered and chill.
01:42Do we look chill to you?
01:43Not really.
01:46Hey, you guys.
01:47Not doing anything weird or illegal.
01:48Take a minute to see what my feet is.
01:51You know, manatantric massage is.
01:53I know what you're up to.
01:54This place hires good-looking Australian guys to flirt with all the moms.
01:58It's not going to work on me.
02:00Crocodile Dundee.
02:02Whoa.
02:03Whoa.
02:04How are you doing this?
02:05The human hand has.
02:06Don't talk.
02:07Let's go to the left.
02:09To the left.
02:10To the left.
02:13Welcome to goat yoga.
02:19Guys, I can't burn like FIPA.
02:21I know you want it.
02:22I ain't running into the room.
