00:04You proposed to me, drunk, out of nowhere, at my best friend's wedding.
00:08I was being spontaneous.
00:10You didn't have a ring. It was just, it was embarrassing.
00:14The way we met.
00:16If I'd have been eight seconds earlier or later, we wouldn't have been there.
00:20I wouldn't have flashed my nipple.
00:22Sam?
00:23Go away.
00:24Right you are.
00:28I really love him too, don't I?
00:31Do you?
00:33You're why.
00:34F***.
00:36You straight people.
00:39My name's Gordon. What's your name?
00:41Lucy.
00:41Lucy?
00:42Yeah.
00:43What we're doing real names?
00:44I just met you.
00:45Still will they, won't they? Who cares?
00:50Whoa.
00:51You're not going to propose that.
00:52He could.
00:53No, no, no.
00:53Not only do I not find you attractive.
00:55I actually, physically, find you a bit off-putting.
00:57With your squiggly face and your f***ing bitch hips.
01:00Bitch hips?
01:01Yeah, bitch hips, bitch.
01:03So, are we doing this or what?
01:06If you're seeing this video, I have been murdered.
01:11Oh my God.
01:12It's just such clean...
01:14No, please, nude.
01:15Honest.
01:16Oh.
01:18Transparent.
01:18Oh, love.
01:19Oh, no, no.
01:21And everyone's really, really cool about it.
01:23Oh, neat, bro.
01:25Oh, kick-a-boo.
01:26But what is it?
01:27We're friends.
01:28We are togetherly...
01:30We're friendly together.
01:32With a dog.
01:35With a dog.
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