00:00Breathe, Jasper, it might be stopping.
00:01I'd prefer it stopped ten seconds ago.
00:04Read!
00:05Your Majesty, we have an earthquake.
00:07That's not good at all, Jasper.
00:08Look, the floor's cracking.
00:10Hold on to something. Oh, not the crowd!
00:12Got it!
00:12Thanks, whoa, steady!
00:13This place is coming apart!
00:15Breathe, Jasper, it might be stopping.
00:16I'd prefer it stopped ten seconds ago.
00:19Read!
00:20Your Majesty!
00:21Hello, sunshine, it's a brand new day.
00:23Clap your hands and let the music play.
00:25Let's drum the guitar, hear the piano sing.
00:27Everybody laugh, everybody scream.
00:32Yellow and blue, what a sunny view.
00:36Singing a song just for you.
00:38Your hands, tap your shoes.
00:39Every day's brighter with music we choose.
00:41Strumming high, strumming low.
00:43Everybody join the show.
00:44I take a bow, sing the tune.
00:47You can't honestly think you'll eat a hundred burgers.
00:49I'm gonna eat all the hundred and burgers.
00:51This is gonna be a mess.
00:52Your stomach's the size of a teacup.
00:54Watch me become a legend.
00:56Feast your eyes.
00:57And I guess your face.
01:00He's actually doing it.
01:01That's 99.
01:02Right, noble companions.
01:03What game shall we play tonight?
01:05How about a rousing round of dragon hunting?
01:07I've brought just the thing.
01:08A board of quests and quagmires.
01:10My favorite.
01:11Roll them.
01:12Pink six.
01:12Straight onto a dragon.
01:13And the beast is yours.
01:15A dazzling first strike.
01:16Well played.
01:17I'm going to die.
