00:05Finally, an award for my dear friend.
00:08Tonight we're here to honor Bill Maher with the Mark Twain Prize.
00:16Becoming a political comedian is like becoming a surgeon and choosing colorectal.
00:22This man chose to spend his life dealing with assholes.
00:27You know, Bill and I used to talk about them all the time.
00:29I said, you know, reach out to your other side. Try and see if you can bring people more in.
00:32He did. And now both sides hate him.
00:36Look, y'all, I did this Club Random podcast twice. I mean, I think I did.
00:41I was high as shit.
00:43We love Mark Twain. He's a great American. He sailed the Mississippi,
00:47which used to be called the Mississippi before the crazy Democrats made a transition.
00:52These are sick people.
00:55He doesn't like kids, and he smokes a lot of pot, and he thinks God's stupid.
01:02Shell Business Awards are just the opinion of who?
01:05Sometimes we don't even know.
01:06Usually just some very small group of people who are harboring God knows what kind of taste or agenda.
01:12Having said that, thank you so much for this one.
01:31Thank you so much for this one.
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