00:04hey mister where do you go why does he want to know that do i know that guy uh i'm
00:10going to
00:10ubud but where he's probably a criminal wanting to rob me isn't he uh i don't know yet i just
00:17gonna grab some lunch you know okay come with me i saw you a good place but no no i
00:22i'm good
00:23hey hey hey come i saw you a good place i thought all the nazis went to argentina
00:34i didn't know they made it to indonesia as well
00:38hallo is there someone hey you don't need to hide anymore right now again
00:44hello welcome to park my name is wayan funny my driver's name was also wayan firstborn all
00:50the name is wayan here what do you mean first born always called wayan all right so explain to you
00:55first son we call it wayan the second son is kadek third is komang or is cut to what you're
01:03kidding
01:04right no in bali like this wait wait wait wait so there's one million males living in bali and a
01:09third of them are called vayan something like that no no no you're with me i'm gonna prove it hey
01:16vayan
01:19what that's close this is real life what do you mean i drove too fast there are no signs anywhere
01:26and if there's no street sign it means you can drive unlimited just like in germany right well
01:31if you want me to follow the rules you should put them up first why what's going on over there
01:37it's a party it's a cockfight people fighting with their cocks why how i gotta see this
01:51this can't be the right road to the restaurant can it why the is google sending me i'm gonna die
01:58out
01:58here aren't i ah it's crop fighting wait is this legal does greenpeace know about this
02:05and this is what happens to the loser oh great no it's an actual dirt road
02:15threw the shit out of google for this
02:17um the taste of the loser
02:22so where's the trash can
02:27ah so they reuse the stick so sustainable i like it
02:37what it's actually here how can that road lead to this massive place how did all these people get
02:43here what is all this extra white extra bright it's like i just want to have a normal lotion
02:49what does it mean extra white this one is mean oh that is make your skin look white
02:55what why do i want to be more white for us local people here we need to have white skin
03:01what what why it's mean like we are not working on the rice pill anymore that makes no sense oh
03:10wow so
03:11many waiters here one two three four five three cooks in the kitchen for a two table restaurant
03:19finally a place where i don't have to wait for the waiter but the waiter actually waits for me
03:25awesome every european pays good money to have your skin color we spend hours on the sun tanning you
03:30know we pay money for the sun studio and you want to look like a snowman yes we want all
03:35the local
03:36people they want white here this is you crazy but is there anything without whitening oh sorry we
03:42don't have here all is white turning here what yes how's that possible can you help me to carry the
03:51print from the kitchen my cousin will picking up sure but does it fit into the car though it's pretty
03:56big
03:57ah don't need car you can carry by motorbike what he wants to pick it up with the motorbike that's
04:04impossible no problem it's easy ah this is where they put their trash i was wondering why there weren't
04:13any trash cans they must have developed some kind of biodegradable plastic those guys so sustainable
04:22oh what the fuck see is easy hey this is grand theft auto you can't drive on the sidewalk
04:38oh nice bag how much is it wait it's moving there's a chicken inside what the hell
04:48oh this is taking forever whatever gta it is
05:02yummy so fresh
