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A teenage overachiever battles her classmates for the title of valedictorian.
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00:01This is good.
00:03Beautiful town, delicious food, dream job.
00:08Who could ask for more?
00:10Hang on, what's my class rank?
00:11I'm supposed to be number one.
00:13Number seven?
00:15You know I'm not even valedictorian anymore.
00:17I have to find out who the top six are.
00:19That would have to be, hey, the incest.
00:22But, c'est la vie, you know?
00:24I was just a background dancer.
00:26I will do anything to give that speech.
00:28Seriously?
00:29You're cool, right?
00:30You actually care about class rank.
00:33Who's asking?
00:34It's not shitty.
00:35It's a really good speech.
00:37Even scientists have to get their hands dirty every once in a while.
00:41Screw it.
00:42For the scoop.
00:43For the scoop.
00:43We don't want to create a panic.
00:47You're not how it is.
00:48The desire compels.
00:49What are you doing, Al Pasker?
00:51You're perfectly safe.
00:52A deranged psychotic maniac.
00:54I am sorry!
00:56I've always wanted to say something and...
00:58Have it be heard.
00:59Was it worth it?
01:01It's too late to leave!
01:02Please help!
01:03Again, I don't want to alone.
01:05Thank you and bother you.
01:14Harvey Carlsonsnowis.
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