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🌀 Overview:
Okay so My X-Ray Vision Sees Right Through You is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds — and I loved it.
Eric gets dumped. His ex thinks he's a nobody. But he's secretly a billionaire CEO with X-ray vision. He uses his powers to expose fake influencers and bullies at his school, all while winning the heart of the most popular girl.
Hidden identity. Superpower revenge. Watching arrogant people get humiliated. It's a whole vibe.
🕐 here's how it goes:
• Start: Eric gets dumped, ex thinks he's nobody
• Next: his X-ray vision kicks in
• Then: he starts exposing fake friends and bullies
• Midway: he wins over the most popular girl
• Final: everyone who wronged him gets exposed
Joel Erdmann and Katie Rose star in this one. If you're into hidden identity stories with a superpower twist, this is your sign.
🎵 Style: Romance, Drama, Comedy, Superpower, CEO
✨ Featuring: Joel Erdmann, Katie Rose
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🌀 Overview:
Okay so My X-Ray Vision Sees Right Through You is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds — and I loved it.
Eric gets dumped. His ex thinks he's a nobody. But he's secretly a billionaire CEO with X-ray vision. He uses his powers to expose fake influencers and bullies at his school, all while winning the heart of the most popular girl.
Hidden identity. Superpower revenge. Watching arrogant people get humiliated. It's a whole vibe.
🕐 here's how it goes:
• Start: Eric gets dumped, ex thinks he's nobody
• Next: his X-ray vision kicks in
• Then: he starts exposing fake friends and bullies
• Midway: he wins over the most popular girl
• Final: everyone who wronged him gets exposed
Joel Erdmann and Katie Rose star in this one. If you're into hidden identity stories with a superpower twist, this is your sign.
🎵 Style: Romance, Drama, Comedy, Superpower, CEO
✨ Featuring: Joel Erdmann, Katie Rose
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00:00:04I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:00:06I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:00:11Huh.
00:00:12I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:00:16I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:00:27Oh, look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:00:31Liv, wait!
00:00:32It's okay.
00:00:35You need more than a tonic.
00:00:37That's not a sore throat.
00:00:38You're going to die.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41Why would you say that to me?
00:00:43If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes, you will die.
00:00:48Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:00:50Okay, look, first of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:00:56Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:00:59Just promise me you need to go get your throat checked.
00:01:05Go, now.
00:01:06Okay, fine.
00:01:14You're kind of weird.
00:01:16Go, now.
00:01:20Wouldn't hurt.
00:01:22Tell Dr. Skylar to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:01:35Can I help you?
00:01:37I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:01:39That's sweet.
00:01:40But that watch is $500,000.
00:01:43It shouldn't be.
00:01:44The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in a plus three, minus three second time and
00:01:50accuracy.
00:01:51Please take it off the floor.
00:01:53Look, I don't have time for this.
00:01:55LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:02:00And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:02:03Yeah, so I heard.
00:02:15Surprise.
00:02:16Oh my God.
00:02:17Oh my God.
00:02:18Wow.
00:02:18I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:02:21I didn't realize it was you.
00:02:23Don't worry about it.
00:02:24I dressed down today.
00:02:35Oh, I can't see.
00:02:38Get down.
00:02:39Press the alarm.
00:02:45Everybody, get on the fucking ground now!
00:02:54Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:02:58Let's go, boys.
00:03:00You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:03:04Yeah, I don't think so.
00:03:06Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:03:08I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:03:11Can we make it five?
00:03:13What?
00:03:14Yeah, five seconds.
00:03:15That should be enough time.
00:03:17Five, four, three.
00:03:20You're dead, kid!
00:03:21Two, and enjoy prison.
00:03:26What the?
00:03:30Don't fucking move.
00:03:32Get the fuck back!
00:03:33Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid.
00:03:37I'm warning you!
00:03:40Weak spot.
00:03:41Bad wrist.
00:03:42Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:04:04This one's perfect.
00:04:05I'll take it.
00:04:07I'd love to stay in Chad, but...
00:04:10My cock is here.
00:04:12And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:04:15Boss!
00:04:27You were born with supervision.
00:04:31I know.
00:04:32And with that power, you created LVMX,
00:04:35a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:04:38Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:04:40Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country.
00:04:43But it's still just that, a high school.
00:04:46You don't need this.
00:04:48But...
00:04:48I do need Katie.
00:04:54We've been dating long distance for forever now.
00:04:57And I'm gonna surprise her today,
00:04:58and finally reveal who I really am.
00:05:00She'll be shocked.
00:05:02Yeah.
00:05:02Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:05:06to get her favorite social media idol,
00:05:08Liv Sparks,
00:05:09to transfer to this school.
00:05:12Oh.
00:05:15Mr. Dawson,
00:05:16maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:05:19I can't!
00:05:20I miss Homeroom!
00:05:22Oh my God, I miss Sparks is coming!
00:05:24She's gotta be here.
00:05:25She's gotta be here.
00:05:25I wonder where Katie is.
00:05:27Oh my God!
00:05:31It's Liv Sparks!
00:05:40I can't believe she's at her school!
00:05:42She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:05:46Katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol.
00:05:50Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:05:56Hey you.
00:05:58What's Sparks?
00:05:59I have a 4.0.
00:06:00I drive a Mercedes Gold Wing,
00:06:02and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:06:06Uh, I'm Eric.
00:06:09I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no followers
00:06:16on any social media.
00:06:18Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:06:25What?
00:06:26Boyfriend?
00:06:28I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:06:30Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:06:32I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:06:37You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:06:40I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:06:41I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:06:46Huh.
00:06:47I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:06:51I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:07:02Oh, look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:07:06Liv, wait!
00:07:07It's okay.
00:07:10You need more than a tonic.
00:07:12That's not a sore throat.
00:07:13You're going to die.
00:07:15What?
00:07:16Why would you say that to me?
00:07:18If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die.
00:07:23Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:07:25Okay, look.
00:07:26First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:07:31Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:07:34Just promise me you need to go get your throat checked.
00:07:40Go.
00:07:41Now.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:42Fine.
00:07:49You're kind of weird.
00:07:51Go.
00:07:51Now.
00:07:55Wouldn't it hurt?
00:07:57Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:08:04Katie!
00:08:06Katie!
00:08:11Katie?
00:08:14Katie, what are you doing?
00:08:16Eric, what are you doing here?
00:08:19I wanted to surprise you.
00:08:22Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:08:24You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:08:27Wait.
00:08:28This is the poor townie boy you were slimming with?
00:08:31Jeez, buddy.
00:08:32Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:08:34Who's this guy?
00:08:36This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:08:39I'm a big deal around here.
00:08:41Bro.
00:08:42Oh.
00:08:43Oh.
00:08:44This is sweet.
00:08:46Did you save up every last penny?
00:08:48Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:08:52Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:08:58How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:09:00Really?
00:09:01Yeah.
00:09:08It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:09:10I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:09:14Alright Liv.
00:09:15Say ah.
00:09:16Ah.
00:09:19What the?
00:09:20Hold on.
00:09:21Hold on.
00:09:41Oh my god!
00:09:47You're lucky.
00:09:48One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:09:51He was right.
00:09:52But how?
00:09:54That's not a sore throat.
00:09:55You're going to die.
00:09:58I need to find that boy.
00:10:00Katie.
00:10:03Is this who you really want?
00:10:05Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:10:08Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:10:14She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:10:19Miles is legit.
00:10:21You're just a poverty case.
00:10:22You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:10:30And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:10:33This watch is worth more than your house.
00:10:40You're hilarious, buddy.
00:10:42I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
00:10:53We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
00:11:00You're right.
00:11:02We're not.
00:11:06I really thought I knew her.
00:11:13There you are.
00:11:16Oh my god, you were right.
00:11:18How did you know there was a spider in my throat?
00:11:22It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:11:28No, really.
00:11:30I was born with it.
00:11:32Really?
00:11:33Yeah, really.
00:11:34Okay.
00:11:36Then what color is my bra?
00:11:42A gentleman never looks.
00:11:44Sure.
00:11:45You are so weird.
00:11:48What happened with your girlfriend?
00:11:51Former girlfriend.
00:11:52She broke up with me.
00:12:00Won't helping the school lose or hurt your reputation?
00:12:03I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:12:06I think I'll be fine.
00:12:18Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:12:22Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:12:26Hey!
00:12:28Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:12:30Do what?
00:12:31I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:12:33You look like you could use the affection.
00:12:36And it looks like you could use the money.
00:12:39Pays ten thousand.
00:12:40An hour?
00:12:41That's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
00:12:44In total!
00:12:48Look.
00:12:51They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:12:54It'll be our first appearance together.
00:12:57And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
00:13:01Okay?
00:13:05Your bra's red.
00:13:08And quite scandalous for school.
00:13:12Don't be late.
00:13:17Beat it, loser!
00:13:19This party's for the school's elite.
00:13:20Not for nerds with...
00:13:22Pokemon watches, huh?
00:13:29What a squid.
00:13:31What a jerk.
00:13:35Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:13:38Tell you what.
00:13:39Do you want to trade?
00:13:41That's a Rolex.
00:13:42I like yours more.
00:13:45Thanks.
00:13:46Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
00:13:52I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:14:00Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:10I'm a bit underdressed.
00:14:11My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:14:14Sure.
00:14:16Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
00:14:19Yup.
00:14:20That would be me.
00:14:21So tonight has to be perfect.
00:14:23That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:14:28I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:14:37My publicist is calling.
00:14:38Here is the invite and purse.
00:14:41See you there.
00:14:49Oh my God, Miles.
00:14:50I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:14:53Of course.
00:14:54You know, she's such a big influencer.
00:14:56This is so cool.
00:14:57I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:15:05What the hell is he doing here?
00:15:08Hey, buddy.
00:15:11This is an exclusive party, so you got two options.
00:15:14You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:15:19He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:15:24He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:15:30You're trespassing, Eric?
00:15:32No, I'm not.
00:15:33I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
00:15:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:44The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:15:47Yep.
00:15:52Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her.
00:15:58He's probably a stalker.
00:16:01You a stalker, bro?
00:16:03Why don't you go in her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:16:06What else do you take?
00:16:07Her clothes?
00:16:09Her panties, huh?
00:16:13You disgusting barbers!
00:16:17Eric, you idiot.
00:16:18What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:16:22She will crush you!
00:16:24In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:16:31Listen up!
00:16:32Everyone!
00:16:34Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:16:41Make an example out of him, alright?
00:16:46Buddy, you really don't want to do this. I'm here with Liv.
00:16:48She would never ever in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
00:16:53Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:16:56You're so delusional!
00:16:59If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:17:05Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:17:09That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:17:12Be careful with that.
00:17:14Oh, why? Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
00:17:20Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:17:25Oh, Katie, don't mess it up. Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart. Don't get it dirty,
00:17:32huh?
00:17:32I have an idea. We should wash it. In the toilet.
00:17:41You do realize what Liv will do to you if you ruin her purse, right?
00:17:45That's not her purse. You're not her boyfriend. You're just some creepy poor pervert.
00:17:53She's literally just outside. You can go ask her.
00:17:56I have a better idea. This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:18:03Wait, Katie, don't...
00:18:12I tried.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:18:24I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:18:30We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:18:37Last chance. Just let me go.
00:18:40No.
00:18:41I'm going to enjoy this.
00:18:44No, you really aren't.
00:18:45Oh, shit!
00:18:47And you'll see why in...
00:18:49Three...
00:18:52Two...
00:18:55One...
00:18:56What are you doing?!
00:18:57Two...
00:19:01Three...
00:19:03Two...
00:19:04Three...
00:19:26Three...
00:19:27That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:19:31It shouldn't be.
00:19:32The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters,
00:19:34which will result in A plus three minus three
00:19:36second time inaccuracy.
00:19:38Please take it off the floor.
00:19:39Look, I don't have time for this.
00:19:42LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world,
00:19:45just bought us,
00:19:46and their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:19:49Yeah, so I heard.
00:20:00Surprise.
00:20:01Oh my God, oh my God.
00:20:02Wow, I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:20:05I didn't realize it was you.
00:20:07Don't worry about it.
00:20:08I dressed down today.
00:20:18Oh, I can't see.
00:20:21Get down, press the line.
00:20:27Everybody, get on the fucking ground now!
00:20:35Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:20:39Let's go, boys.
00:20:41You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:20:44Yeah, I don't think so.
00:20:46Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:20:48I'll give you 10 seconds before I put a bullet
00:20:50in that smug face of yours.
00:20:51Can we make it five?
00:20:52What?
00:20:53Yeah, five seconds.
00:20:55That should be enough time.
00:20:56Five, four,
00:20:57four,
00:20:58three,
00:20:59You're dead, kid!
00:21:00Two,
00:21:01and,
00:21:03enjoy prison.
00:21:04What the?
00:21:08Don't fucking move.
00:21:10Get the fuck back!
00:21:11Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid.
00:21:14I'm warning you.
00:21:17Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture
00:21:19that never healed.
00:21:39This one's perfect.
00:21:40I'll take it.
00:21:41I'd love to stay in chat, but...
00:21:45My copter's here, and I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:21:49Boss!
00:21:59You were born with supervision.
00:22:04I know.
00:22:04And with that power, you created LVMX, a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
00:22:10earth.
00:22:10Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:22:12Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country, but it's still just that.
00:22:16A high school.
00:22:17You don't need this.
00:22:18But,
00:22:20I do need Katie.
00:22:24We've been dating long distance for forever now, and I'm going to surprise her today, and finally reveal who I
00:22:29really am.
00:22:30She'll be shocked.
00:22:31Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media
00:22:37idol, Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
00:22:43Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:22:47I can't! I miss Homeroom!
00:22:49Oh my God, Liv Sparks is coming!
00:22:52I wonder where Katie is.
00:22:54Oh my God!
00:22:58It's Liv Sparks!
00:23:06I can't believe she's at her school!
00:23:08She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:23:12Katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol.
00:23:15Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:23:21Hey you!
00:23:22Miss Sparks!
00:23:23I have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Gold Wing, and I also have 400 million followers across all
00:23:29my socials.
00:23:30Uh, I'm Eric.
00:23:32I have a 0.0, and I don't drive.
00:23:35Although I'm pretty good skateboarding.
00:23:38And I have no followers on any social media.
00:23:41Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:23:47What? Boyfriend?
00:23:49I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:23:52Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:23:54I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:23:58You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:24:00I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:24:02I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:24:06Huh.
00:24:07I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:24:11I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:24:21Oh, look, I am so sorry about all this.
00:24:24Liv, wait!
00:24:25It's okay.
00:24:28You need more than a tonic.
00:24:30That's not a sore throat. You're going to die.
00:24:32What? Why would you say that to me?
00:24:35If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes, you will die.
00:24:40Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:24:42Okay, look, first of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:24:47Why would I ever go see this school nurse?
00:24:49Just promise me.
00:24:51You need to go get your throat checked.
00:24:55Go. Now.
00:24:56Okay. Fine.
00:25:03You're kind of weird.
00:25:05Go. Now.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:09Wouldn't hurt?
00:25:10Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:25:17Katie! Katie!
00:25:24Katie?
00:25:26Katie, what are you doing?
00:25:28Eric, what are you doing here?
00:25:30I just wanted to surprise you.
00:25:33Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:25:35You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:25:38Wait. This is the poor townie boy you were slummin' with?
00:25:42Jeez, buddy. Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:25:44Who's this guy?
00:25:46This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:25:49I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:25:52Aw.
00:25:54This is sweet.
00:25:55Did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:26:01Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:26:06How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:26:08Ah! Really?
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:15It's already been almost ten minutes.
00:26:17I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:26:19All right, Liv. Say ah.
00:26:22Ah.
00:26:24What?
00:26:26Hold on.
00:26:44Oh, my God!
00:26:50You're lucky. One more minute and that would've killed you.
00:26:54He was right.
00:26:55But how?
00:26:57That's not a sore throat. You're going to die.
00:27:00I need to find that boy.
00:27:03Katie.
00:27:05Is this who you really want?
00:27:07Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:27:10Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:27:15She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:27:20Miles is legit. You're just a poverty case.
00:27:23You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:27:27Oh.
00:27:30And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:27:32This watch is worth more than your house.
00:27:39You're hilarious, buddy.
00:27:41I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
00:27:51We're just not from the same world, Eric.
00:27:57You're right. We're not.
00:28:02I really thought I knew her.
00:28:09There you are.
00:28:11Oh my god, you were right. Thank you.
00:28:14How did you know there was a spider in my throat?
00:28:17It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:28:23No, really. I was born with it.
00:28:26Really?
00:28:27Yeah, really.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:30Then what color is my bra?
00:28:35A gentleman never looks.
00:28:37Sure.
00:28:38You are so weird.
00:28:41What happened with your girlfriend?
00:28:43Former.
00:28:44Girlfriend. She broke up with me.
00:28:51Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:28:54I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:28:57I think I'll be fine.
00:29:07Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:12Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:29:15Hey.
00:29:17Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:29:19Do what?
00:29:20I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:29:22You look like you could use the affection.
00:29:24It looks like you could use the money.
00:29:26It pays $10,000.
00:29:28An hour?
00:29:29That's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid.
00:29:32What?
00:29:32In total!
00:29:35Look.
00:29:37They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:29:41It'll be our first appearance together.
00:29:44And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
00:29:47Okay?
00:29:51Your brow's red.
00:29:53And quite scandalous for school.
00:29:57Don't be late.
00:30:02Beat it, loser!
00:30:03This party's for the school's elite.
00:30:05Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
00:30:12What a squid.
00:30:15What a jerk.
00:30:18Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:30:20Tell you what.
00:30:22Do you want to trade?
00:30:24That's a Rolex.
00:30:25I like yours more.
00:30:27Thanks.
00:30:28Make sure to change the battery every six months though.
00:30:34I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:30:41Wow.
00:30:49Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:30:51My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:30:54Sure.
00:30:55Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is gonna be here later.
00:30:58Yup. That would be me.
00:31:00So tonight has to be perfect.
00:31:02That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:31:06I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:31:14My publicist is calling.
00:31:15Here is the invite and purse.
00:31:18See you there?
00:31:25Oh my God, Myles.
00:31:26I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the LV Slarks.
00:31:29Of course. You know, she's such a big influencer.
00:31:31This is so cool.
00:31:32I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line.
00:31:34And if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:31:40What the hell is he doing here?
00:31:42Hey buddy.
00:31:45This is an exclusive party.
00:31:47So you got two options.
00:31:48You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:31:53He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:31:57He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:32:02You're trespassing, Eric?
00:32:04No, I'm not.
00:32:06I'm gonna Sparks Plus One.
00:32:12Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:14Wait, wait.
00:32:15The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:32:18Yep.
00:32:22Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scam back even ten feet close to her.
00:32:28He's probably a stalker.
00:32:31You a stalker?
00:32:32Bro?
00:32:33Why would you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:32:35What else do you take?
00:32:36Her clothes?
00:32:37Her panties, huh?
00:32:42You disgusting barbers!
00:32:45Eric, you idiot.
00:32:46What do you think Liv is gonna do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:32:50She will crush you.
00:32:51In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date.
00:32:58Listen up!
00:32:59Everyone!
00:33:00Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:33:07Make an example out of him, alright?
00:33:11Buddy, you really don't want to do this. I'm here with Liv.
00:33:14She would never ever in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
00:33:18Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:33:21You're so delusional.
00:33:23If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:33:29Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:33:33That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:33:36Be careful with that.
00:33:37Oh, why? Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
00:33:43Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:33:47Oh, Katie, don't mess it up. Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart. Don't get it dirty,
00:33:53huh?
00:33:53I have an idea. We should wash it. In the toilet.
00:34:02You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:34:05That's not her purse. You're not her boyfriend. You're just some creepy poor pervert.
00:34:13She's literally just outside. You can go ask her.
00:34:15I have a better idea. This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:34:22Wait, Katie, don't.
00:34:29I tried.
00:34:35Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:34:41I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:34:46We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:34:53Last chance. Just let me go.
00:34:56I'm going to enjoy this.
00:34:59No, you really aren't.
00:35:00Oh, shit.
00:35:01And you'll see why in three, two, one.
00:35:09What are you doing?
00:35:38Can I help you?
00:35:40I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:35:43That's sweet.
00:35:44But that watch is $500,000.
00:35:47It shouldn't be.
00:35:49The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy.
00:35:56Please take it off the floor.
00:35:58Look, I don't have time for this.
00:36:01LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:36:06And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:36:09Yeah, so I heard.
00:36:22Surprise.
00:36:24Oh, my God.
00:36:25Oh, my God.
00:36:26Wow.
00:36:26I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:36:29I didn't realize it was you.
00:36:31Don't worry about it.
00:36:33I dressed down today.
00:36:46Oh, I can't see.
00:36:48Get down.
00:36:49Press the alarm.
00:36:56Hey, everybody, get on the fucking ground now!
00:37:06Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:37:11Let's go, boys.
00:37:13You, grab the fucking bags that come with us.
00:37:17Yeah.
00:37:18I don't think so.
00:37:19Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:37:21I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:37:25Can we make it five?
00:37:27What?
00:37:28Yeah, five seconds.
00:37:30That should be enough time.
00:37:31Five.
00:37:32Four.
00:37:34Three.
00:37:35You're dead, kid!
00:37:36Two.
00:37:37Two.
00:37:38And...
00:37:40Enjoy prison.
00:37:42What the?
00:37:46Don't fucking move.
00:37:48Get the fuck back!
00:37:49Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:37:54I'm warning you!
00:37:58Weak spot.
00:37:59Bad wrist.
00:37:59Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:38:23This looks perfect.
00:38:25I'll take it.
00:38:27I'd love to stay in Chad, but...
00:38:31My doctor is here, and I'm going to be late to my first day of class.
00:38:36Bones!
00:38:49You were born with supervision.
00:38:54I know.
00:38:55And with that power, you created LVMX, a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
00:39:02earth.
00:39:02Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:39:04Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country, but it's still just that, a high school.
00:39:10You don't need this.
00:39:12But I do need Katie.
00:39:19We've been dating long distance for forever now, and I'm going to surprise her today.
00:39:24And finally reveal who I really am.
00:39:26She'll be shocked.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:29Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol,
00:39:35Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
00:39:43Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:39:47I can't.
00:39:48I miss Homeroom.
00:39:50Oh my God, Liv Sparks is coming.
00:39:53I wonder where Katie is.
00:39:56Oh my God.
00:40:00It's Liv Sparks!
00:40:10I can't believe she's at her school.
00:40:12She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:40:17Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:40:21Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:40:28Hey, you.
00:40:30Miss Sparks.
00:40:31I have a 4.0.
00:40:33I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:40:39Uh, I'm Eric.
00:40:43I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no followers
00:40:51on any social media.
00:40:53Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:41:01What boyfriend?
00:41:03I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:41:06Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:41:08I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:41:13You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:41:17I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:41:18I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:41:24Huh.
00:41:25I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:41:29I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:41:42Oh, look.
00:41:43I am so sorry about all of this.
00:41:46Liv, wait!
00:41:47It's okay.
00:41:51You need more than a tonic.
00:41:53That's not a sore throat.
00:41:54You're going to die.
00:41:56What?
00:41:57Why would you say that to me?
00:41:59If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes, you will die.
00:42:05Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:42:08Okay, look.
00:42:09First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:42:13Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:42:15Just promise me, you need to go get your throat checked.
00:42:24Go.
00:42:25Now.
00:42:25Okay.
00:42:26Fine.
00:42:34You're kind of weird.
00:42:36Go.
00:42:36Now.
00:42:41Wouldn't it hurt?
00:42:42Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:42:51Katie!
00:42:52Katie!
00:42:59Katie?
00:43:02Katie, what are you doing?
00:43:04Eric, what are you doing here?
00:43:07I just wanted to surprise you.
00:43:11Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:43:13You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:43:16Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slummin' with?
00:43:20Jeez, buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:43:24Who's this guy?
00:43:26This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:43:29Hey, I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:43:33Aw.
00:43:35This is sweet.
00:43:37Did you save up every last penny?
00:43:39Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:43:44Meanwhile, hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:43:50How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:43:52Ah, really?
00:43:53Yeah.
00:44:02It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:44:04I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:44:08All right, Liv.
00:44:09Say ah.
00:44:10Ah.
00:44:13What?
00:44:15Hold on.
00:44:38Oh, my God!
00:44:44You're lucky.
00:44:46One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:44:49He was right.
00:44:51But how?
00:44:52That's not a sore throat.
00:44:54You're going to die.
00:44:57I need to find that boy.
00:45:00Katie.
00:45:02Is this who you really want?
00:45:05Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:45:09Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:45:15She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:45:21Miles is legit.
00:45:22You're just a poverty case.
00:45:24You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:45:33And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:45:36This watch is worth more than your house.
00:45:44You're hilarious, buddy.
00:45:46I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
00:45:58We're just not from the same world, Derek.
00:46:07You're right.
00:46:08We're not.
00:46:12I really thought I knew her.
00:46:21There you are.
00:46:24Oh my God, you were right.
00:46:27How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:46:30It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:46:37No, really.
00:46:39I was born with it.
00:46:41Really?
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:43Really.
00:46:43Okay.
00:46:46Then what color is my bra?
00:46:52A gentleman never looks.
00:46:55Sure.
00:46:56You are so weird.
00:46:59What happened with your girlfriend?
00:47:03Former girlfriend.
00:47:04She broke up with me.
00:47:12Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:47:16I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:47:19I think I'll be fine.
00:47:32Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:47:37Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:47:41Hey.
00:47:43Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:47:46Do what?
00:47:47I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:47:50You look like you could use the affection.
00:47:53It looks like you could use the money.
00:47:56Pays $10,000.
00:47:57An hour?
00:47:58It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid.
00:48:02In total.
00:48:06Look.
00:48:09They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:48:13It'll be our first appearance together.
00:48:16And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
00:48:21Okay?
00:48:25Your bra's red.
00:48:28And quite scandalous for school.
00:48:33Don't be late.
00:48:38Beat it, loser.
00:48:40This party's for the school's elite.
00:48:42Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
00:48:51What a squid.
00:48:54What a jerk.
00:48:58Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:49:01Tell you what.
00:49:03Do you want to trade?
00:49:05That's a Rolex.
00:49:07I like yours more.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:10Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
00:49:17I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:49:26Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:49:39My order's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:49:42Sure.
00:49:44Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
00:49:47Yep.
00:49:48That would be me.
00:49:49So tonight has to be perfect.
00:49:52That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my fame,
00:50:01money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:50:06My publicist is calling.
00:50:08Here is the invite and purse.
00:50:12See you there.
00:50:20Oh, my God, Miles.
00:50:22I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:50:25Of course.
00:50:26You know, she's such a big influencer.
00:50:28This is so cool.
00:50:29I mean, I'm going to picture my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:50:38What the hell is he doing here?
00:50:42Hey, buddy.
00:50:45This is an exclusive party, so you've got two options.
00:50:49You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:50:54He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster.
00:50:59He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:51:06You're trespassing, Eric?
00:51:08No, I'm not.
00:51:10I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
00:51:18Wait.
00:51:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:51:20Wait, wait, wait.
00:51:22The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:51:25Yep.
00:51:30Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her.
00:51:36He's probably a stalker.
00:51:41You're a stalker?
00:51:42Bro, why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:51:46What else do you take?
00:51:47Her clothes?
00:51:49Her panties, huh?
00:51:53You disgusting barbers!
00:51:57Eric, you idiot.
00:52:00What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:52:04She will crush you.
00:52:06In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:52:14Listen up!
00:52:15Everyone!
00:52:17Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:52:24Make an example out of him, all right?
00:52:30Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:52:32I'm here with Liv.
00:52:33She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
00:52:38Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend human waste.
00:52:42You're so delusional.
00:52:45If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:52:52Really?
00:52:53You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:52:56That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:53:00Be careful with that.
00:53:01Oh, why?
00:53:02Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:53:09Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:53:14Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:53:16Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:53:20Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:53:22I have an idea.
00:53:23We should wash it.
00:53:25In the toilet.
00:53:32You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:53:36That's not her purse.
00:53:37You're not her boyfriend.
00:53:39You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:53:45She's literally just outside.
00:53:47You can go ask her.
00:53:48I have a better idea.
00:53:49This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:53:56Wait, Katie, don't...
00:54:05I tried.
00:54:12Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:54:19I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:54:26We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:54:34Last chance.
00:54:36Just let me go.
00:54:39I'm going to enjoy this.
00:54:41No, you really aren't.
00:54:43Oh, shit.
00:54:44And you'll see why in three...
00:54:51two...
00:54:54one...
00:54:54What are you doing?
00:54:56What are you doing?
00:55:23Can I help you?
00:55:25I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:55:28That's sweet.
00:55:29But that watch is $500,000.
00:55:32It shouldn't be.
00:55:33The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters,
00:55:35which will result in a plus three, minus three second time and accuracy.
00:55:39Please take it off the floor.
00:55:40Look, I don't have time for this.
00:55:43LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:55:47And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:55:50Yeah, so I heard.
00:56:03Oh my god, oh my god.
00:56:04Wow, I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:56:07I didn't realize it was you.
00:56:09Don't worry about it.
00:56:10I dressed down today.
00:56:21Oh, I can't see.
00:56:24Get down.
00:56:25Press the line.
00:56:30Everybody, get on the fucking ground now!
00:56:39Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:56:43Let's go, boys.
00:56:45You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:56:48Yeah, I don't think so.
00:56:50Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:56:52I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:56:55Can we make it five?
00:56:57What?
00:56:58Yeah, five seconds.
00:56:59That should be enough time.
00:57:00Five, four, three...
00:57:04You're dead, kid!
00:57:05Two, and...
00:57:08enjoy prison.
00:57:10What the...
00:57:14Don't fucking move.
00:57:15Get the fuck back!
00:57:16Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:57:20I'm warning you!
00:57:23Weak spot.
00:57:24Bad wrist.
00:57:25Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:57:45This one's perfect.
00:57:47I'll take it.
00:57:48I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:57:52My copter's here.
00:57:53And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:57:56Boss!
00:58:07You were born with supervision.
00:58:12I know.
00:58:13And with that power, you created LVMX,
00:58:15a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:58:18Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:58:20Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country,
00:58:23but it's still just that.
00:58:24A high school.
00:58:25You don't need this.
00:58:28But...
00:58:28I do need Katie.
00:58:33We've been dating long distance for forever now,
00:58:35and I'm gonna surprise her today,
00:58:37and finally reveal who I really am.
00:58:39She'll be shocked.
00:58:40Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:58:45to get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks,
00:58:48to transfer to the school.
00:58:53Mr. Dawson,
00:58:54maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:58:57I can't!
00:58:58I miss homeroom!
00:59:00Oh my God, Liv Sparks is coming!
00:59:01She's gotta be out.
00:59:02I wonder where Katie is.
00:59:04Oh my God!
00:59:08It's Liv Sparks!
00:59:17I can't believe she's at her school!
00:59:19She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:59:23Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:59:26Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:59:32Hey, you.
00:59:34Miss Sparks.
00:59:35I have a 4.0.
00:59:36I drive a Mercedes Gold Wing,
00:59:38and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:59:42Uh, I'm...
00:59:43Eric.
00:59:45I have a 0.0,
00:59:46and I don't drive,
00:59:48although I'm pretty good at skateboarding,
00:59:50and I have no followers on any social media.
00:59:54Okay, well,
00:59:55you're not exactly what I was expecting,
00:59:57but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
01:00:00What?
01:00:01Boyfriend?
01:00:02I'm sorry.
01:00:03I thought my messages were pretty clear.
01:00:05Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
01:00:07I mean,
01:00:07we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
01:00:11You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
01:00:14I think you've got the wrong guy.
01:00:15I have a girlfriend,
01:00:16and that watch is for her.
01:00:20Huh.
01:00:21I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend
01:00:23we hired standing here for me.
01:00:25I was too busy making this tonic
01:00:27for your horrible sore throat.
01:00:35Oh, look.
01:00:36I am so sorry about all of this.
01:00:39Liv, wait!
01:00:40It's okay.
01:00:43You need more than a tonic.
01:00:45That's not a sore throat.
01:00:46You're going to die.
01:00:47What?
01:00:49Why would you say that to me?
01:00:50If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes,
01:00:52you will die.
01:00:55Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
01:00:57Okay, look.
01:00:58First of all,
01:00:59I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
01:01:02Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
01:01:06Just promise me
01:01:07you need to go get your throat checked.
01:01:11Go, now.
01:01:13Okay, fine.
01:01:20You're kind of weird.
01:01:21Go, now.
01:01:26Wouldn't hurt.
01:01:27Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing
01:01:29and meet me here.
01:01:34Katie!
01:01:35Katie!
01:01:44Katie, what are you doing?
01:01:46Eric, what are you doing here?
01:01:49I wanted to surprise you.
01:01:51Eric, you're like my summer fling.
01:01:53You can't actually expect a girl like me
01:01:55to be serious about you.
01:01:56Wait, this is the poor townie boy
01:01:58you were swimming with?
01:02:00Jeez, buddy.
01:02:01Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
01:02:03Who's this guy?
01:02:05This guy
01:02:06is Miles Pickett.
01:02:08I'm a big deal around here, bro.
01:02:11Oh!
01:02:13This is sweet.
01:02:14Did you save up every last penny
01:02:16buying a cheap knockoff
01:02:17to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
01:02:20Meanwhile,
01:02:21hosting a party at my house
01:02:22this Saturday
01:02:23to welcome Liv Sparks
01:02:24to our school.
01:02:25How would you like to hang out
01:02:27with your item?
01:02:27Ah!
01:02:28Really?
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:35It's already been
01:02:36almost 10 minutes.
01:02:37I can't believe I let him
01:02:38freak me out enough
01:02:39to call you here.
01:02:40All right, Liv.
01:02:41Say ah.
01:02:43Ah.
01:02:45What?
01:02:46Hold on.
01:03:06Oh, my God!
01:03:12You're lucky.
01:03:13One more minute
01:03:14and that would have killed you.
01:03:15He was right.
01:03:17But how?
01:03:19That's not a sore throat.
01:03:20You're going to die.
01:03:21Shh.
01:03:22I need to find that boy.
01:03:25Katie.
01:03:27Is this who you really want?
01:03:29Miles got me a FaceTime
01:03:30with my idol,
01:03:31Liv Sparks.
01:03:32Meanwhile,
01:03:33you bought me
01:03:34a cheap knockoff watch.
01:03:38She has no idea
01:03:39that I'm the one
01:03:40who got Liv
01:03:41to transfer here
01:03:41in the first place.
01:03:43Miles is legit.
01:03:44You're just a poverty case.
01:03:46You wouldn't know legit
01:03:47if it bit you
01:03:48in your plastic ass.
01:03:53And this, by the way,
01:03:55not a knockoff.
01:03:56This watch is worth
01:03:57more than your house.
01:04:03You're hilarious, buddy.
01:04:05I almost want you
01:04:06to stick around
01:04:07so you can make me
01:04:08laugh more.
01:04:15We're just not
01:04:16from the same world,
01:04:17Derek.
01:04:22You're right.
01:04:23We're not.
01:04:27I really thought
01:04:28I knew her.
01:04:34There you are.
01:04:37Oh my God,
01:04:38you were right.
01:04:40How did you know
01:04:40that there was a spider
01:04:41in my throat?
01:04:42It's a little hard
01:04:44to explain,
01:04:44but I have x-ray vision.
01:04:49No, really.
01:04:50I was born with it.
01:04:52Really?
01:04:53Yeah, really.
01:04:55Okay.
01:04:56Then what color
01:04:57is my bra?
01:05:01A gentleman
01:05:02never looks.
01:05:04Sure.
01:05:05You are so weird.
01:05:08What happened
01:05:08with your girlfriend?
01:05:10Former girlfriend.
01:05:12She broke up with me.
01:05:19Won't helping
01:05:20the school loser
01:05:20hurt your reputation?
01:05:22I am one of the most
01:05:23famous teenagers
01:05:24in the world.
01:05:24I think I'll be fine.
01:05:36Did your girlfriend
01:05:36break up with you
01:05:37because you told her
01:05:38you have x-ray vision?
01:05:40Big talk coming
01:05:41from somebody
01:05:41who has to pay
01:05:42for her boyfriends.
01:05:43Hey!
01:05:45Speaking of which,
01:05:47I'll do it.
01:05:48Do what?
01:05:49I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
01:05:51You look like
01:05:51you could use the affection.
01:05:53It looks like
01:05:54you could use the money.
01:05:56Pays $10,000.
01:05:57An hour?
01:05:58That's quite a bit
01:05:59under what I'm used
01:06:00to getting paid.
01:06:01In total!
01:06:05Look.
01:06:07They're hosting this
01:06:08welcome live party
01:06:10tonight for me.
01:06:11They'll be our first
01:06:11appearance together.
01:06:13And don't talk about
01:06:15all that
01:06:15x-ray vision stuff.
01:06:17Okay?
01:06:21Your brow's red.
01:06:23And quite
01:06:25scandalous for school.
01:06:28Don't be late.
01:06:32Beat it, loser!
01:06:34This party's for
01:06:34the school's elite.
01:06:35Not for nerds with
01:06:37Pokemon watches, huh?
01:06:44What a squid.
01:06:46What a jerk.
01:06:49Hey,
01:06:50that was a really
01:06:51cool watch.
01:06:52Tell you what,
01:06:53you want to trade?
01:06:55That's a Rolex.
01:06:57I like yours more.
01:06:59Thanks.
01:07:00Make sure to change
01:07:01the battery every
01:07:01six months, though.
01:07:06I didn't know
01:07:07you were so sweet.
01:07:13Wow.
01:07:22Oh, I'm sorry
01:07:23I'm a bit underdressed.
01:07:24My wardrobe's
01:07:25being sent over
01:07:25as soon as my
01:07:26private jet refuels.
01:07:27Sure.
01:07:28Look, I heard
01:07:29that the head of LVMX
01:07:30is going to be here later.
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32That would be me.
01:07:33So tonight
01:07:34has to be perfect.
01:07:35That means that
01:07:36if anyone messes
01:07:37with me
01:07:38or my boyfriend,
01:07:40I will
01:07:41personally
01:07:41use my fame,
01:07:43money, and power
01:07:44to destroy them
01:07:44on a molecular level.
01:07:48My publicist
01:07:49is calling.
01:07:49Here is the invite
01:07:51and purse.
01:07:52See there?
01:07:59Oh my God, Miles.
01:08:01I can't believe
01:08:01you're the one
01:08:02throwing the walk-in party
01:08:03for the Liv Sparks.
01:08:04Of course.
01:08:04You know,
01:08:05she's such a big influencer.
01:08:06This is so cool.
01:08:07I mean,
01:08:08I'm going to pitch her
01:08:08my makeup line
01:08:09and if she promotes it,
01:08:11I'd make millions.
01:08:15What the hell
01:08:16is he doing here?
01:08:18Hey, buddy.
01:08:21This is an exclusive party.
01:08:22So you got two options.
01:08:24You better either
01:08:25get out
01:08:26or I'll
01:08:27kick you out.
01:08:29He looks like
01:08:30a homeless
01:08:30that found
01:08:31one of our uniforms
01:08:31in a dumpster.
01:08:33He looks like
01:08:34someone my dad
01:08:35would hire
01:08:35to pick up
01:08:36our dog's crab.
01:08:39You're trespassing,
01:08:40Eric?
01:08:41No,
01:08:41I'm not.
01:08:42I'm Liv Sparks
01:08:43plus one.
01:08:52The Liv Sparks
01:08:53invited you?
01:08:55Yep.
01:09:00Liv Sparks
01:09:01wouldn't allow
01:09:02this comeback
01:09:03even ten feet
01:09:04close to her.
01:09:05He's probably
01:09:06a stalker.
01:09:08You a stalker?
01:09:10Bro?
01:09:11How would you
01:09:11go to her house
01:09:12and find this outfit,
01:09:13huh?
01:09:13What else do you take?
01:09:14Her clothes?
01:09:15Her panties, huh?
01:09:20You disgusting
01:09:21barber!
01:09:23Eric,
01:09:24you idiot.
01:09:25What do you think
01:09:26Liv is going to do
01:09:26when she finds out
01:09:27you're pretending
01:09:27to be her boyfriend?
01:09:28She will crush you.
01:09:30In that case,
01:09:32you probably
01:09:33don't want to
01:09:33piss her off
01:09:33by like,
01:09:34I don't know,
01:09:35insulting her date?
01:09:37Listen up!
01:09:38Everyone!
01:09:40Get this
01:09:40gooner freak
01:09:41out of here
01:09:42before Liv Sparks
01:09:43shows up!
01:09:46Make an example
01:09:47out of him,
01:09:48alright?
01:09:51Buddy,
01:09:52you really don't
01:09:52want to do this.
01:09:53I'm here with Liv.
01:09:53She would never,
01:09:55ever,
01:09:55in a million years
01:09:56date a piece
01:09:57of human waste
01:09:57like you.
01:09:58Liv wouldn't like
01:09:59you calling her
01:09:59boyfriend
01:10:00a human waste.
01:10:01You're so delusional.
01:10:03If I'm delusional,
01:10:06then why do I
01:10:06have her purse?
01:10:10Really?
01:10:10You have another
01:10:11fake purse
01:10:11and you expect us
01:10:12to believe that
01:10:13this is Liv's?
01:10:13That's not just
01:10:14pathetic,
01:10:15it's psychotic.
01:10:16Be careful
01:10:17with that.
01:10:18Oh, why?
01:10:19Did you take up
01:10:20extra shifts
01:10:21at Mickey D's
01:10:22to be able
01:10:22to afford that,
01:10:23huh?
01:10:24Is Liv just
01:10:25going to be so
01:10:25mad if I ruin
01:10:26her fake cheap
01:10:27knockoff?
01:10:28Oh, Katie,
01:10:29don't mess it up.
01:10:31Everyone knows
01:10:31that Liv Sparks
01:10:32gets her
01:10:32purses at Walmart.
01:10:34Don't get it dirty,
01:10:35huh?
01:10:35I have an idea.
01:10:36We should wash it
01:10:37in the toilet.
01:10:44You do realize
01:10:45what Liv will do
01:10:46to you if you
01:10:46were in her purse,
01:10:47right?
01:10:48That's not her purse.
01:10:49You're not her boyfriend.
01:10:50You're just some
01:10:51creepy, poor
01:10:52pervert.
01:10:55She's literally
01:10:56just outside.
01:10:57You can go ask her.
01:10:58I have a better idea.
01:11:00This is what we think
01:11:01of you and your lies,
01:11:02Eric.
01:11:05Wait, Katie,
01:11:06don't...
01:11:13I tried.
01:11:18Where do you think
01:11:19you're going,
01:11:20white trash?
01:11:24I think it's time
01:11:26Liv Sparks sees
01:11:27the Maple Valley does
01:11:28when the lower class
01:11:29messes with her.
01:11:31We put them in the
01:11:31toilet with the rest
01:11:32of the human waste.
01:11:37last chance.
01:11:39Just let me go.
01:11:40No.
01:11:41I'm going to enjoy this.
01:11:43No, you really aren't.
01:11:45Oh, shit.
01:11:46And you'll see why
01:11:47in three...
01:11:51two...
01:11:54one...
01:11:55What are you doing?
01:12:22Can I help you?
01:12:24I'm just picking up
01:12:25a gift from my girlfriend.
01:12:27That's sweet.
01:12:28But that watch
01:12:29is $500,000.
01:12:31It shouldn't be.
01:12:32The escapement
01:12:33is off by 0.5 millimeters,
01:12:34which will result
01:12:35in an A plus three
01:12:36minus three
01:12:37second time and accuracy.
01:12:38Please take it
01:12:38off the floor.
01:12:40Look,
01:12:40I don't have time
01:12:41for this.
01:12:42LVMX,
01:12:43the largest luxury
01:12:44brand empire
01:12:45in the world,
01:12:46just bought us.
01:12:47and their
01:12:47mysterious owner
01:12:48is coming here today.
01:12:50Yeah,
01:12:50so I heard.
01:13:01Surprise.
01:13:02Oh, my God.
01:13:03Oh, my God.
01:13:04Wow.
01:13:05I am so sorry,
01:13:06Mr. Dawson.
01:13:07I didn't realize
01:13:08it was you.
01:13:09Don't worry about it.
01:13:10I dressed down today.
01:13:21Oh, I can't see.
01:13:24Get down.
01:13:25Press the line.
01:13:31Everybody,
01:13:32get on the
01:13:32fucking ground now!
01:13:39Mr. Dawson needs us.
01:13:43Let's go, boys.
01:13:45You,
01:13:46grab the fucking bags
01:13:47and come with us.
01:13:49Yeah,
01:13:50I don't think so.
01:13:51Oh, we got a smartass,
01:13:52huh?
01:13:53I'll give you
01:13:53ten seconds
01:13:54before I put a bullet
01:13:55in that smoked face
01:13:55of yours.
01:13:56Can we make it five?
01:13:58What?
01:13:59Yeah, five seconds.
01:14:00That should be enough time.
01:14:01Five,
01:14:02four,
01:14:04three,
01:14:04You're dead, kid!
01:14:06Two,
01:14:07and
01:14:09enjoy prison.
01:14:10What the?
01:14:15Don't fucking move.
01:14:16Get the fuck back!
01:14:17Get back right now,
01:14:19or I'll shoot the kid!
01:14:21I'm warning you!
01:14:24Weak spot.
01:14:25Bad wrist.
01:14:26Hairline fracture
01:14:27that never healed.
01:14:47This one's perfect.
01:14:48I'll take it.
01:14:50I'd love to stay
01:14:51and chat,
01:14:52but
01:14:54my copter's here
01:14:55and I'm going to be late
01:14:56to my first day of class.
01:14:58Boss!
01:15:09You were born
01:15:10with supervision.
01:15:14I know.
01:15:15And with that power,
01:15:16you created LVMX,
01:15:17a company that owns
01:15:18nearly every luxury brand
01:15:20on the face of the earth.
01:15:21Is there a question
01:15:21in there somewhere?
01:15:22Maple Valley
01:15:23is a prestigious high school,
01:15:25best in the country,
01:15:26but it's still just that.
01:15:27A high school.
01:15:28You don't need this.
01:15:30But,
01:15:31I do need Katie.
01:15:35We've been dating
01:15:36long distance
01:15:37for forever now,
01:15:38and I'm going to
01:15:39surprise her today
01:15:40and finally reveal
01:15:41who I really am.
01:15:42She'll be shocked.
01:15:43Yeah,
01:15:44especially when she finds out
01:15:46that I was able
01:15:46to use my connections
01:15:48to get her favorite
01:15:49social media idol,
01:15:50Liv Sparks,
01:15:51to transfer to this school.
01:15:56Mr. Dawson,
01:15:57maybe change it
01:15:58to a uniform
01:15:59that hasn't been
01:15:59through an explosion.
01:16:00I can't.
01:16:01I miss homeroom.
01:16:03Oh my God,
01:16:03Liv Sparks is coming.
01:16:05She's got me.
01:16:05I wonder where Katie is.
01:16:07Oh my God.
01:16:12It's Liv Sparks.
01:16:20I can't believe
01:16:21she's at her school.
01:16:22She's one of the
01:16:23hottest influencers
01:16:24in the world.
01:16:27Katie will be thrilled
01:16:28when she meets her idol.
01:16:30Miss Sparks
01:16:31will not be taking selfies today.
01:16:36Hey, you.
01:16:38Miss Sparks.
01:16:39I have a 4.0,
01:16:40I drive a Mercedes Goldwing,
01:16:41and I also have
01:16:43400 million followers
01:16:44across all my socials.
01:16:45Uh, I'm Eric.
01:16:49I have a 0.0,
01:16:50and I don't drive,
01:16:52although I'm
01:16:53pretty good at skateboarding,
01:16:54and I have
01:16:55no followers
01:16:56on any social media.
01:16:58Hey, well,
01:16:59you're not
01:16:59exactly what I was expecting,
01:17:01but I guess
01:17:03you're my new boyfriend now.
01:17:04What?
01:17:05Boyfriend?
01:17:07I'm sorry,
01:17:08I thought my messages
01:17:08were pretty clear.
01:17:09Having a boyfriend
01:17:10will be good for my image.
01:17:11I mean,
01:17:12we just need to be seen
01:17:12in public together
01:17:13a few times.
01:17:16You are the fake boyfriend
01:17:17that we hired, right?
01:17:18I think you've got
01:17:19the wrong guy.
01:17:20I have a girlfriend,
01:17:21and that watch
01:17:22is for her.
01:17:24Huh.
01:17:26I thought that I told you
01:17:27to have the fake boyfriend
01:17:28we hired standing here for me.
01:17:29I was too busy
01:17:31making this tonic
01:17:32for your horrible
01:17:32sore throat.
01:17:40Oh, look,
01:17:41I am so sorry
01:17:42about all of this.
01:17:44Liv, wait!
01:17:45It's okay.
01:17:48You need more
01:17:49than a tonic.
01:17:50That's not a sore throat.
01:17:51You're going to die.
01:17:53What?
01:17:54Why would you
01:17:55say that to me?
01:17:55If you don't go
01:17:56to the nurse
01:17:57in ten minutes,
01:17:57you will die.
01:18:01Promise me
01:18:01you'll go see the nurse.
01:18:03Okay, look,
01:18:04first of all,
01:18:05I've got the world's
01:18:06best online doctors
01:18:07on speed dial.
01:18:08Why would I ever
01:18:08go see the school nurse?
01:18:11Just promise me
01:18:13you need to go
01:18:14get your throat checked.
01:18:17Go.
01:18:18Now.
01:18:18Okay.
01:18:19Fine.
01:18:26You're kind of weird.
01:18:27Go.
01:18:28Now.
01:18:32Wouldn't it hurt?
01:18:33Tell Dr. Skyler
01:18:34to cancel whatever
01:18:35she's doing
01:18:35and meet me here.
01:18:40Katie!
01:18:42Katie!
01:18:48Katie?
01:18:50Katie,
01:18:51what are you doing?
01:18:52Eric,
01:18:53what are you doing here?
01:18:55I...
01:18:56I want to...
01:18:56to surprise you.
01:18:58Eric,
01:18:58you're like my summer fling.
01:19:00You can't actually
01:19:01expect a girl like me
01:19:02to be serious about you.
01:19:03Wait,
01:19:04this is the poor
01:19:05townie boy
01:19:05you were slummin' with?
01:19:06Jeez, buddy,
01:19:07did you find that uniform
01:19:08in the dumpster?
01:19:09Who's this guy?
01:19:12This guy
01:19:12is Miles Pickett.
01:19:14I'm a big deal
01:19:15around here,
01:19:16bro.
01:19:18Oh.
01:19:18Oh.
01:19:20This is sweet.
01:19:21Did you save up
01:19:22every last penny
01:19:23buying a cheap knockoff
01:19:24to impress your
01:19:25girlfriend Katie,
01:19:27huh?
01:19:27Meanwhile,
01:19:28hosting a party
01:19:28at my house
01:19:29this Saturday
01:19:30to welcome
01:19:31Liv Sparks
01:19:32to our school.
01:19:33How would you like
01:19:33to hang out
01:19:34with your item?
01:19:34Oh, really?
01:19:42It's already been
01:19:43almost 10 minutes.
01:19:45I can't believe
01:19:45I let him freak me out
01:19:46enough to call you here.
01:19:48All right, Liv.
01:19:49Say ah.
01:19:50Ah.
01:19:53What the?
01:19:54Hold on.
01:20:14Oh, my God!
01:20:20You're lucky.
01:20:21One more minute
01:20:22and that would've
01:20:23killed you.
01:20:24He was right.
01:20:25But how?
01:20:27That's not a sore throat.
01:20:28You're going to die.
01:20:30I need to find that boy.
01:20:33Katie.
01:20:35Is this who
01:20:36you really want?
01:20:37Miles got me
01:20:38a FaceTime
01:20:39with my idol,
01:20:40Liv Sparks.
01:20:41Meanwhile,
01:20:42you bought me
01:20:43a cheap knockoff watch.
01:20:47She has no idea
01:20:48that I'm the one
01:20:49who got Liv
01:20:49to transfer here
01:20:50in the first place.
01:20:51Miles is legit.
01:20:53You're just
01:20:53a poverty case.
01:20:55You wouldn't know
01:20:56legit if it bit you
01:20:57in your plastic ass.
01:21:02And this,
01:21:03by the way,
01:21:03not a knockoff.
01:21:05this watch
01:21:05is worth more
01:21:06than your house.
01:21:12You're hilarious, buddy.
01:21:14I almost want you
01:21:15to stick around
01:21:16so you can make me
01:21:17laugh more.
01:21:24We're just not
01:21:25from the same worlds,
01:21:26Eric.
01:21:32You're right.
01:21:33We're not.
01:21:36I really thought
01:21:37I knew her.
01:21:44There you are.
01:21:47Oh my God,
01:21:48you were right.
01:21:49How did you know
01:21:50that there was a spider
01:21:51in my throat?
01:21:52It's a little hard
01:21:53to explain,
01:21:54but I have
01:21:55x-ray vision.
01:21:59No, really.
01:22:00I was born with it.
01:22:02Really?
01:22:02Yeah, really.
01:22:05Okay.
01:22:06Then what color
01:22:07is my bra?
01:22:12A gentleman
01:22:12never looks.
01:22:14Sure.
01:22:15You are so weird.
01:22:18What happened
01:22:19with your girlfriend?
01:22:20Former
01:22:21girlfriend.
01:22:22She broke up with me.
01:22:29Won't helping
01:22:30the school
01:22:31lose or hurt
01:22:31your reputation?
01:22:32I am one
01:22:33of the most
01:22:34famous teenagers
01:22:34in the world.
01:22:35I think I'll be fine.
01:22:46Did your girlfriend
01:22:47break up with you
01:22:48because you told her
01:22:49you have x-ray vision?
01:22:51Big talk coming
01:22:52from somebody
01:22:52who has to pay
01:22:53for her boyfriends.
01:22:54Hey.
01:22:56Speaking of which,
01:22:58I'll do it.
01:22:59Do what?
01:23:00I'll be your
01:23:00trophy boyfriend.
01:23:02You look like
01:23:02you could use
01:23:03the affection.
01:23:04It looks like
01:23:05you could use
01:23:06the money.
01:23:07Pays 10,000.
01:23:08An hour?
01:23:09That's quite a bit
01:23:10under what I'm
01:23:11used to getting paid.
01:23:12In total?
01:23:16Look,
01:23:19they're hosting
01:23:19this welcome
01:23:20live party
01:23:21tonight for me.
01:23:22they'll be our
01:23:23first appearance
01:23:23together.
01:23:25And don't talk
01:23:26about all that
01:23:27x-ray vision stuff.
01:23:29Okay?
01:23:32Your bra's red.
01:23:35And quite
01:23:36scandalous for school.
01:23:39Don't be late.
01:23:44beat it, loser.
01:23:46This party's for the school's elite.
01:23:47Not for nerds
01:23:48with Pokemon watches, huh?
01:23:56What a squid.
01:23:58What a jerk.
01:24:02Hey,
01:24:02that was a really cool watch.
01:24:05Tell you what,
01:24:06do you want to trade?
01:24:08That's a Rolex.
01:24:09I like yours more.
01:24:11Thanks.
01:24:12Make sure to change the battery
01:24:14every six months, though.
01:24:18I didn't know
01:24:19you were so sweet.
01:24:26Wow.
01:24:34Oh, I'm sorry
01:24:36I'm a bit underdressed.
01:24:37My wardrobe's being sent over
01:24:38as soon as my private jet
01:24:40refuels.
01:24:40Sure.
01:24:41Look, I heard that the head
01:24:43of LVMX is going to be here later.
01:24:45Yep.
01:24:45That would be me.
01:24:46So tonight has to be
01:24:48perfect.
01:24:49That means that if anyone
01:24:50messes with me
01:24:51or my boyfriend,
01:24:53I will personally
01:24:55use my fame, money,
01:24:56and power
01:24:57to destroy them
01:24:58on a molecular level.
01:25:01My publicist is calling.
01:25:03Here is the invite
01:25:04and purse.
01:25:06See you there.
01:25:13Oh, my God, Miles.
01:25:15I can't believe
01:25:15you were the one
01:25:16throwing the welcome party
01:25:16for the LV Sparks.
01:25:18Of course.
01:25:18You know,
01:25:18she's such a big influencer.
01:25:20This is so cool.
01:25:21I mean,
01:25:22I'm going to pitch her
01:25:22my makeup line,
01:25:23and if she promotes it,
01:25:25I'd make millions.
01:25:29What the hell
01:25:30is he doing here?
01:25:32Hey, buddy.
01:25:35This is an exclusive party,
01:25:36so you've got two options.
01:25:38You better either
01:25:39get out
01:25:40or I'll kick you out.
01:25:43He looks like a homeless
01:25:44that found one of our uniforms
01:25:46in the dumpster.
01:25:47He looks like someone
01:25:49my dad would hire
01:25:50to pick up our dog's crab.
01:25:53You're trespassing, Eric?
01:25:55No, I'm not.
01:25:57I'm LV Sparks plus one.
01:26:04Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:26:06Wait, wait.
01:26:07The LV Sparks
01:26:08invited you?
01:26:09Yep.
01:26:15LV Sparks wouldn't allow
01:26:16this scambag
01:26:18even 10 feet close to her.
01:26:20He's probably a stalker.
01:26:24You're a stalker?
01:26:25Bro?
01:26:26Oh, would you go to her house
01:26:27and find this outfit, huh?
01:26:28What else do you take?
01:26:29Her clothes?
01:26:30Her panties, huh?
01:26:35You disgusting barbers!
01:26:38Eric, you idiot.
01:26:40What do you think
01:26:41Liv is going to do
01:26:42when she finds out
01:26:42you're pretending
01:26:43to be her boyfriend?
01:26:44She will crush you.
01:26:46In that case,
01:26:47you probably don't want
01:26:48to piss her off
01:26:49by like,
01:26:50I don't know,
01:26:51insulting her date.
01:26:53Listen up!
01:26:54Everyone!
01:26:55Get this gooner freak
01:26:57out of here
01:26:57before Liv Sparks shows up.
01:27:02Make an example
01:27:03out of him,
01:27:04all right?
01:27:07Buddy,
01:27:07you really don't want
01:27:08to do this.
01:27:08I'm here with Liv.
01:27:09She would never,
01:27:10ever,
01:27:11in a million years,
01:27:12date a piece
01:27:12of human waste like you.
01:27:14Liv wouldn't like
01:27:15you calling her boyfriend
01:27:16a human waste.
01:27:17You're so delusional.
01:27:19If I'm delusional,
01:27:22then why do I have her purse?
01:27:23Yes.
01:27:26Really?
01:27:27You have another fake purse
01:27:28and you expect us
01:27:28to believe that this is Liv's?
01:27:29That's not just pathetic,
01:27:31it's psychotic.
01:27:33Be careful with that.
01:27:34Oh, why?
01:27:35Did you take up
01:27:36extra shifts
01:27:37at Mickey D's
01:27:38to be able
01:27:39to afford that, huh?
01:27:40Is Liv just going
01:27:41to be so mad
01:27:42if I ruin her
01:27:43fake cheap knockoff?
01:27:45Oh, Katie,
01:27:46don't mess it up.
01:27:47Everyone knows
01:27:48that Liv Sparks
01:27:48gets her purses
01:27:49at Walmart.
01:27:50Don't get it dirty, huh?
01:27:52I have an idea.
01:27:53We should wash it
01:27:55in the toilet.
01:28:01You do realize
01:28:02what Liv will do
01:28:03to you if you're
01:28:03in her purse, right?
01:28:05That's not her purse.
01:28:06You're not her boyfriend.
01:28:07You're just some
01:28:08creepy, poor,
01:28:09pervert.
01:28:12She's literally
01:28:13just outside.
01:28:14You can go ask her.
01:28:15I have a better idea.
01:28:17This is what we think
01:28:18of you and your lies, Eric.
01:28:22Wait, Katie, don't...
01:28:30I tried.
01:28:36Where do you think
01:28:37you're going,
01:28:38white trash?
01:28:42I think it's time
01:28:43Liv Sparks sees.
01:28:45The Maple Valley does
01:28:46when the lower class
01:28:47messes with her.
01:28:48We put them in the toilet
01:28:50with the rest
01:28:50of the human waste.
01:28:55Last chance.
01:28:56Just let me go.
01:28:59I'm going to enjoy this.
01:29:01No, you really aren't.
01:29:03Oh, shit.
01:29:04And you'll see why
01:29:05in 3, 2, 1.
01:29:13What are you doing?
01:29:15What are you doing?