00:00You do you, babe.
00:02She's coming.
00:03She's coming.
00:05Who is?
00:06Not your sister, that's for sure.
00:09Well, that's unnecessarily mean.
00:11I was talking about Harper, actually.
00:13She's fighting Fitch, coming home next week.
00:15Ah, that is good news, David.
00:18What have you got against my sister, anyway?
00:20Except the whole Gary sitch.
00:23What do you mean by that?
00:25What, exes?
00:26Why, what did you think I meant?
00:28Nothing.
00:30I hope Sarah's doing all right.
00:33She'll get away with that.
00:34She always does.
00:37You know, I can't tell if you're trying to wind me up, Maria,
00:39but it's not funny.
00:41Sorry, that was a bad joke.
00:44Like the worst joke ever.
00:46Oh, before I forget,
00:48you've got Miss Pritchard booked in tomorrow at 2 for Curly Blue.
00:51Why, where will you be?
00:53I'm at the hospital.
00:54And I'll be taking paternity leave as well as of next week.
00:57Er, hang on a minute, David.
00:59I can't be doing your clients as well as me own.
01:01No offence, but you're not getting your grubby mitts on my tresses.
01:05That's all right.
01:05I don't deal with synthetic anyway.
01:07I need to be at home with my daughter, Maria.
01:09And what about what I need?
01:11What about my family?
01:13Oh, no, sorry.
01:13I'm forgetting, aren't I?
01:14No-one's as important as the almighty plats, yeah?
01:19Self-obsessed much?
01:21Can I have a word?
01:23Yeah.
01:25Oi.
01:26I'm thinking pixie cup for you next time you're in salon.
01:29You're talking about getting your mitts on my hair?
01:31I'm about to pull yours out instead.
01:33Ooh, I'd like to see you try.
01:35A pint of lager, please.
01:37Yeah, I'll have one of those fruit ciders, please.
01:39And maybe a truce with you two.
01:42Ugh.
01:43We should have bimbo made this drink.
01:45It tastes like dishwater.
01:46Or not.
01:48Them booths look comfy.
01:49Yep, yep, they are very comfy.
01:50Shall we, er, come and sit down?
01:54Why don't you call it a day, Maria?
01:56Ooh, is she barring me?
01:59Look, why don't you just go home?
02:03Because I don't want to.
02:11I don't want to go home either.
02:16What's going on?
02:18Do you want to talk about it?
02:20It's you.
02:23I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.
02:25That's awesome.
02:27Sorry.
02:28I'm sorry, Chad.
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