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Boyfriend stealer daw? Time to hear Maui Taylor’s side of the story this Saturday only on #YourHonor! #YouLOLOriginals #YouLOL



YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor' a one of its kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.

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00:03**Music**
00:04Si Bubuil talaga pag nakapag makatingin niya.
00:07Lagkit.
00:07Parang pusa.
00:08Initigna ko po kasi yung mga kalahas niya po na nade.
00:10Ay, yung ikaw ko ba?
00:11Ay, kayo na lang.
00:12Parang kailangan ko yak.
00:13Teka lang, kailangan ko pala isecure.
00:15Alam mo kung anong makinang talaga?
00:17Ano yun?
00:18Yung wax figure ni Ate Mami.
00:19Ay!
00:20Maputi naman talaga ako.
00:21Pero naputian nila ng konti masyado.
00:24Also kasi wala naman dugu yan.
00:26Ngayon, ngayon siya.
00:27Anemic ako dyan eh.
00:28One is Miss Maui on the famous sex symbols in the Philippines.
00:33So, in our hearing today, let's talk about the sexes.
00:37What are you thinking about?
00:38What do you think?
00:40PINAGPALA!
00:42Always get the stink eye.
00:46Maui Taylor.
00:48Why, girls?
00:50We just have to idolize ourselves with our heroes.
00:53We're not afraid of our heroes. Why are you angry with us?
00:58Girls, sorry. You don't have my face. You don't have my body. You don't have my brains.
01:04Shhh!
01:05We're just performing, girls. We can do this.
01:08If we cannot ja-form, let's perform.
01:11Yes!
01:13I experienced which I would call the worst ever experience in terms of meeting parents.
01:23I really told my parents that I'm a porn star.
01:29Puta naman tayo sa mga lalaki, hindi makapagpigil.
01:32Mga indecent proposals.
01:34Madami ka talagang mamimit na they just want to get in your pants.
01:37Hanggang ngayon, ang dami.
01:38Magkano yung pinakamalaki?
01:40Nasa millions din.
01:42Meron isa, siguro a couple of months ago.
01:44Sabi ko, hard pass. Sorry talaga.
01:47Sayang naman.
01:49Tawag ako nga si Charisse.
01:51Meron, gusto mo?
01:53Pagpatay ko ng ilaw, pasok ka Charisse.
01:56Gano'n.
01:58Hakatiak kita, 50-50 tayo.
02:01What the fuck? Your Honor!
02:04Kung iisipin ko, part of my fame aside from Viva,
02:08I owe it to FHM eh.
02:10Imagine, four-time cover ako ng FHM.
02:13Wow!
02:14Tsaka, ang ironic no?
02:16Nasa cover ka, pero wala kang cover.
02:18No?
02:19Ang galing.
02:20Ngayon ko lang naisip yung gano'n.
02:21Available sa YouTube channel ng ULOL,
02:24Spotify, at Apple Podcasts.
02:25Naka-live-send din po kami kada Sabado ng gabi sa ULOL
02:29pagkatapos ng Pipita Manaloto.
02:31Kasali ka rin sa hearing.
02:32Join na sa ating official Facebook page.
02:35Your Honor, Sumbungan Court!
02:42Guys, how rich you?
02:47Tim the
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