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  • 2 days ago
2 boys summon a Nutcracker to life and stuff happens.
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00:06Is it not a cracker tool?
00:09That makes no sense.
00:11Who has Michael tested out for fun?
00:13Who are you?
00:22Alright, so what do we even do, you know?
00:26First, it says...
00:28We have to lay it down, so we already got that done.
00:32And then we have to put our hands right on the legs, and one, like, around here.
00:40So we put our hands right there, for example, and then we have to speak to brush.
00:46And then, like as it comes to life.
00:50Okay.
00:51Free.
00:53The speak to brush, honestly.
00:55Free.
01:03So what the fidgety, pluckity fudge was that, gang?
01:09You sound so retarded, bro.
01:10You sound like Stephen Hawkins' broken soundboard.
01:14Sound like a Fortnite headshot looking headass, bro.
01:17Shut the fuck up.
01:17Lightning strike sound effect.
01:19Boom!
01:20Boom!
01:20Yeah, that's what lightning sound effect sounds like.
01:25What the hell is this, man?
01:30I'm sorry, Lord of Christ.
01:32Jesus, please don't get me.
01:34I'm sorry.
01:40I'm the magic nutcracker.
01:42You guys sound the beat, dumbasses.
01:44I'm going to do the nutcracker dance.
01:59Oh, Christ, I've helped you!
02:01Bye!
02:05Uh, yeah, don't do witchcraft again.
02:07I'm good.
02:08Yeah.
02:08Yeah, Jesus is much better.
02:10I'm not.
02:10Yeah, I'm not.
02:11Yeah, let's go to the church.
02:12Yeah, let's go to the church.
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