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00:00:21I don't know.
00:03:00It would eat away at us like a rust.
00:03:03Then she'll borrow my leather jacket just about the time the relationship falls apart for good.
00:03:08And I'll lose my favorite jacket.
00:03:11I don't need that.
00:03:13A good jacket is hard to find.
00:03:20Roots.
00:03:21When you know what's real.
00:03:36So?
00:03:37What, they want my blood?
00:03:39Well, I believe the phrase they used was...
00:03:41You're the voice of your generation.
00:03:46Get out of here.
00:03:49Good work.
00:03:53I don't know.
00:04:02I don't know.
00:04:03Hi, I'm returning this.
00:04:06Local hero.
00:04:09Local hero?
00:04:11One of my all-time favorites.
00:04:14I don't know.
00:04:15The guy finds paradise and gives it up for Houston?
00:04:18Okay, we've got Robo Slut and Lollipop Lovers.
00:04:27I fast forward through the sex and study the stories.
00:04:32That's too bad.
00:04:33Robo Slut's one of my all-time favorites.
00:04:36Is there a market open this late around here?
00:04:38Uh, just, uh, right down...
00:04:40Right down on 3rd.
00:04:42Capers.
00:04:42They've got the best produce in town.
00:04:45Thanks.
00:04:50It'll be $6.43.
00:04:52Keep it.
00:05:06Want to help me out here,
00:05:07or do I got to keep doing this ridiculous stunt
00:05:09to get your attention?
00:05:11Looks like you're doing fine to me.
00:05:21You know what?
00:05:23Maybe I should just...
00:05:26take them both.
00:05:27Yeah, I'll take both.
00:05:28Just ring the box out.
00:05:30Wildberry and Tutti.
00:05:31Would you like to go ahead of me?
00:05:34I'll take a second to think about this.
00:05:37All right.
00:05:41Do you have a breakfast?
00:05:47She's gonna be a minute.
00:05:48Looks that way.
00:05:51Have you ever had this?
00:05:52Tutti frutti.
00:06:06So you like blues?
00:06:08Huh?
00:06:09I know this nice little piano bar we could go hit.
00:06:13We could go to the Grandview.
00:06:14That's pretty cool.
00:06:15It's fancy.
00:06:17You can skip the moves.
00:06:19The game's already over.
00:06:22Really?
00:06:24So how'd I do?
00:06:33Let it smoke.
00:06:36I'll take care of that.
00:06:43Can I get a pack of Randolph's?
00:06:46Yeah.
00:06:48How about a box of those red numbers there?
00:06:52Ooh, a dozen for Mr. Lucky.
00:06:55That's right.
00:06:56The old 12th pack.
00:06:57Uh, you take Visa?
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:00Got to go get some cash.
00:07:02Throw in one of those $2 roses, too.
00:07:25This place is unbelievable.
00:07:29You don't live here by yourself.
00:07:31I do now.
00:07:32What, you're divorced?
00:07:34Isn't everyone?
00:07:35Dangerous times, dangerous ways.
00:07:41What can I do?
00:07:45What can I say?
00:07:51My body aches for you like today.
00:07:58Skid tray we played all day.
00:08:04Till the thunder faces way.
00:08:08Skid tray.
00:08:11I was clear.
00:08:13We are.
00:08:17Me.
00:08:24Part in a battle.
00:08:26Secret lies.
00:08:28I said you were.
00:08:29Huh?
00:08:30I said you were.
00:08:33I said you were.
00:08:49Where are you going?
00:09:25Where are you going?
00:09:40Where are you going?
00:09:40You better switch to decaf.
00:09:51Now, boy!
00:09:52Now!
00:09:53Come on!
00:10:03Must have banged it on something.
00:10:05It's such a curse.
00:10:13Who are you?
00:10:16You tell me.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:26You grew up in some midwestern suburb.
00:10:30You thought if you didn't get out, you'd suffocate.
00:10:35You were quick in school.
00:10:38Although it didn't interest you that much.
00:10:43For you, anatomy was destiny.
00:10:49Since you are what?
00:10:52Fourteen.
00:10:55Might have been hitting on you.
00:10:58Guys on the streets.
00:11:00Teachers.
00:11:02Your dad's friends.
00:11:03Men in restaurants.
00:11:06And you went out with some of them.
00:11:09Because they took you places.
00:11:11They bought you things.
00:11:13Jewelry, perfume.
00:11:17And you almost married some high school Harry.
00:11:20But you knew you could do better.
00:11:23He's coaching football now.
00:11:25And you still.
00:11:27And then you started working.
00:11:30Monthly maybe.
00:11:32Nightclub singer.
00:11:33Really?
00:11:35Well, I'd like to hear something.
00:11:37I don't know you well enough.
00:11:42Anyway, the men got richer and smarter.
00:11:45They started calling you from their private planes.
00:11:49And you knew a life of luxury was just a wedding ring away.
00:11:54If you're too smart, pick all your trouble.
00:11:58But keep that mouth shut and they think you're wise.
00:12:02Or very sweet.
00:12:06I've had men propose to me without even hearing me finish a sentence.
00:12:12I like talking to you.
00:12:17Shut up.
00:12:29Oh, buddy.
00:12:31I think we got a contender here.
00:12:33I'm telling you.
00:12:36Miss Wright.
00:12:37She's beautiful.
00:12:38She's got the biggest blue eyes you've ever seen.
00:12:44It does well for you, too.
00:12:46You're gonna love me.
00:12:47She's got a little attitude.
00:12:49I think you gotta treat her rough, though.
00:12:51She is tough.
00:12:53This is all yours, baby.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:58You like that, huh?
00:13:02I can do what I want.
00:13:04I'm in complete control.
00:13:07That's what I tell myself.
00:13:10I got a mind of my own.
00:13:12I'll be all right alone.
00:13:14Don't need anybody else.
00:13:18I gave myself a good talking to.
00:13:22Honey!
00:13:22No more being with me.
00:13:24No more being with me.
00:13:25But I see you.
00:13:27All I remember.
00:13:30Hi, sweetie.
00:13:34Hi.
00:13:36Where's Matthew?
00:13:38He's at the lake with the Johnsons for the weekend.
00:13:40For making me wanna stay.
00:13:42Well...
00:13:45I missed you.
00:14:15There we go.
00:14:18There.
00:14:24All right.
00:14:25I'm sorry.
00:14:25I can't wait for you.
00:14:30I'm sorry.
00:14:34I'm sorry.
00:14:37I'll be all right.
00:14:38He's a lady...
00:14:38I can't wait for you.
00:14:39I can't wait for you.
00:14:39I can't wait for you.
00:14:39I can't wait for you.
00:14:40And he's very rich.
00:14:46The city council votes in two weeks on our building permit.
00:14:50So far, Hill and Lee Fong are with us.
00:14:54Forbes and Romano are solid against.
00:14:56They gave the city a community center, low-flow toilets.
00:15:00What the hell do they want?
00:15:03Sacks is the swing vote.
00:15:05He's leaning against us, but he's not solid.
00:15:08Sacks, the hefty one?
00:15:10Hmm.
00:15:12We can't get to him.
00:15:13Why not?
00:15:15I want to know his pleasures.
00:15:22You play up our environmental image.
00:15:26If the people think we're greenies, they'll force their councilmen to vote for Shoreline.
00:15:31You need to go on local TV as Mr. Clean.
00:15:44Roger.
00:15:48Roger.
00:15:54Mr. Clean.
00:15:57He closes in on her looking for a long kiss.
00:16:00Hey, here's your bill.
00:16:01Let me get that.
00:16:02Her money's perfect.
00:16:05And then what?
00:16:06She pushes him away?
00:16:07No, I hate that.
00:16:08Like she's some ice queen getting melt when he touches her.
00:16:11No, she kisses him as long as she wants.
00:16:14This will make a great spot.
00:16:16All your late night research is really paying off.
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:20This boy-girl stuff really works well on TV.
00:16:23So your card was declined.
00:16:27That's impossible.
00:16:28Run it through again.
00:16:28Sorry, I tried that.
00:16:31It's okay.
00:16:32I've got it.
00:16:37I pay my bill.
00:16:41So what do you mean by excessive inquiries into my credit history?
00:16:46I pay my bills.
00:16:49Who's asking?
00:16:52Why is that classified as my account?
00:16:55Huh?
00:16:57Well, that's not my problem.
00:17:03I guess that is my problem.
00:17:09It always goes the same way.
00:17:11She'll want to know why I'm not more committed.
00:17:14But it's not a question I like to answer.
00:17:17It would eat away at us like a rust.
00:17:20It's a lovely day.
00:17:20Then she'll borrow my other jacket just about the time the relationship falls apart for good.
00:17:26And I'll lose my favorite jacket.
00:17:28What do you think of this?
00:17:29I don't need that.
00:17:30A good jacket is hard to find.
00:17:33No, I mean the guy.
00:17:35Do you find him sexy?
00:17:38Just another face man with testosterone poisoning.
00:17:46So you don't get turned on by a guy like this?
00:17:50I didn't say that, darling.
00:17:53Ultimately, these guys are all too quick to excite.
00:17:56Look at the flowers, erotic poetry, all of their best moves the first three weeks.
00:18:01But they just don't have your staying power, darling.
00:18:15Ah, Roger Everett.
00:18:18Jim Lomax, our creative director.
00:18:20Nice to meet you.
00:18:21Nice to meet you.
00:18:22I've heard a lot about you.
00:18:24My associate, Billy Webster.
00:18:27I've seen your work.
00:18:28Thanks.
00:18:30Jim, Nancy, Roger's got something I'd like you to hear.
00:18:41We're going to be spending $60 million to develop the waterfront.
00:18:46We've promised the city a new community center.
00:18:49Environmental toilets.
00:18:51The whole nine yards.
00:18:53But the council is split on the decision.
00:18:57Shoreline is the most environmentally correct project that this city has ever seen.
00:19:02We have to get that message out to the green boater so that they can put pressure on the council.
00:19:07Roger wants a promotional campaign.
00:19:09Something direct and unpretentious for local cable.
00:19:13The big agencies would push too hard on this.
00:19:16Roger feels a smaller, younger firm might communicate better with the average Joe.
00:19:21I've seen your spots, Jim.
00:19:22They're fresh down to earth.
00:19:25Even a little naive.
00:19:26Naive?
00:19:28Yes, but that's what I'm looking for.
00:19:32They come to the house with a video crew for a day in the life of Roger Everett and family.
00:19:37We want the people to fall in love with Roger.
00:19:40Convince the people that I'm just like them.
00:19:43If they have faith in me, their councilmen will have faith in Shoreline.
00:19:46Well, what do you say?
00:19:49Am I an average Joe?
00:19:51There is absolutely nothing exceptional about you at all.
00:19:55Jim is our Mr. Average Vanilla Joe.
00:20:02Sounds like I'm the Joe for the job.
00:20:06I'm sensing celebration.
00:20:08Okay, four restaurants, four courses, then we go to any store you want.
00:20:12I break in and steal the item of your choice.
00:20:14Now, how's that sound?
00:20:15Well, it's a start.
00:20:20Oh, my God.
00:20:24Oh, no.
00:20:26They left the stereo.
00:20:27Somebody thrashed my car.
00:20:28They left the stereo.
00:20:29Take it easy, Jim.
00:20:30We'll call the cops.
00:20:35Hello?
00:20:37Hello, Jim.
00:20:38It's Caroline.
00:20:40Hey, mystery woman.
00:20:42I had fun the other night.
00:20:43Yeah, me too.
00:20:44When can I see you again?
00:20:46Now.
00:20:47Where?
00:20:47At the market.
00:20:49Okay, I'll meet you at 15.
00:20:51Try to find me.
00:21:15I've never been down in the basement bakery here before.
00:21:34Let's get out of here.
00:21:35Let's go to your place.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Okay.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:54Caroline Blue.
00:21:55Hey, big fella.
00:21:56Hey.
00:21:57The love of my life.
00:21:59Hey, easy.
00:22:00Not jealous, don't you?
00:22:03I don't think so.
00:22:11What a cozy place.
00:22:15Do you own it?
00:22:16It's an illegal satellite.
00:22:18Uh, some freaky deadhead's been gone so long, the landlady forgot all about it.
00:22:30I like it here.
00:22:38Do you play?
00:22:45It's a paperweight.
00:23:01It's a paperweight.
00:25:37Is she taller than him?
00:25:39She looks taller.
00:25:41Ooh.
00:25:42Ooh.
00:25:45How did you get this one?
00:25:46Hidden camera?
00:25:48Long lens to the window.
00:25:50You've seen the ones from the market.
00:25:54I haven't got there yet.
00:25:58I must say I'm a little surprised by this.
00:26:01I thought you'd be more upset.
00:26:04Upset?
00:26:06Billy, I'm devastated.
00:26:11When you've been married as long as I have, you need to give yourself a little challenge now and then.
00:26:19Get Jim Lomax on the phone.
00:26:21Tell him I'd like to buy him a beer.
00:26:27What do you have left me here?
00:26:30I'm sorry.
00:26:31Excuse me.
00:26:32Excuse me.
00:26:33T, I want you all the action in this place and I just thank God that I don't have to
00:26:37chase chicks anymore.
00:26:39You're kidding?
00:26:40That's half the fun of me.
00:26:42That's the beauty of marriage, Jim.
00:26:45You find your partner for life.
00:26:50And that's it.
00:26:54I admire that.
00:26:55I do.
00:26:56But me, I am definitely not in that place.
00:26:59So, uh, you're not a family man, huh?
00:27:03Not yet.
00:27:05I bet families are important to you, Jim.
00:27:10Absolutely.
00:27:13But if anything ever threatened my family, I'd do whatever it takes.
00:27:19If somebody tried to tear my family apart, I'd rip his eyes out.
00:27:27Listen, I don't want to involve you in my problems.
00:27:32Wait a minute.
00:27:36Okay, Rog, come on.
00:27:38All right, I'm talked.
00:27:42All right.
00:27:42All right.
00:27:44Tell me, what would you do with a wife who needs every man she meets to fall in love with
00:27:49her?
00:27:49I mean, everyone.
00:27:50Wimps, losers, nobodies, everyone.
00:27:52Dump her.
00:27:53What?
00:27:53Dump her.
00:27:54Come on.
00:27:55You don't need that.
00:27:56I'm telling you, I could holler your name out here and 30 chicks would be filling themselves at your feet.
00:28:01Hey, Rog, I'm going to stay near everybody.
00:28:07Listen, there's only one like her.
00:28:10The awful truth is that I'm still in love with her.
00:28:13I don't know what to do.
00:28:14That's a problem.
00:28:16Here.
00:28:18Toss this one.
00:28:19Oh.
00:28:20Heads, I kill her.
00:28:22Tails, I kill him.
00:28:24All right.
00:28:27Oh.
00:28:29Tails.
00:28:30Looks like you're stuck with her.
00:28:34Would you, um, would you like to see a picture of her?
00:28:38Sure.
00:28:38Go in here soon.
00:28:41Oh.
00:28:41Yeah.
00:28:43Uh, she's the one on top.
00:28:49What's the matter, Jim?
00:28:50You look quite ill.
00:28:53I'll be right back.
00:29:04You want to run with the big dogs, you better learn how to piss on the big trees.
00:29:10Oh, you are not going to believe this.
00:29:19You will not believe this.
00:29:26You slept with Roger Everett's wife?
00:29:28No.
00:29:29I slept with an incredibly beautiful woman that I did not know was married.
00:29:33She didn't mention being married?
00:29:35I thought she was divorced.
00:29:38Did she wear a ring?
00:29:39No.
00:29:42So I take it you're not going to see her again?
00:29:45Definitely not.
00:30:07Hi, I'm Jim Lomax.
00:30:08I'm here to see Roger.
00:30:08Is Mr. Everett expecting you?
00:30:11I really don't know.
00:30:20Jimmy!
00:30:21Hello, what are you doing here?
00:30:23Good to see you.
00:30:24Come on, sit down.
00:30:26I came to apologize.
00:30:30Man to man.
00:30:32Man to man?
00:30:35That sounds ominous.
00:30:37I think we should clear the air here.
00:30:40Whatever happened between me and your wife, I had no idea she was married.
00:30:47So I'm, I'm sorry.
00:30:51It's a lousy thing.
00:30:53If I had known, I would have never have done it.
00:30:57Well, you're doing the honorable thing.
00:31:00I admire you for that.
00:31:02Well, I'm apologizing.
00:31:04What else can I do?
00:31:07Well, I suppose we could fight a jewel.
00:31:10Two honorable men, pistols at dawn.
00:31:12What do you think?
00:31:12Hey, sure.
00:31:18No.
00:31:19I know.
00:31:21Do you have a girlfriend?
00:31:23Well, no.
00:31:25Not really.
00:31:27Oh, what a pity.
00:31:29I wish you did.
00:31:30Then I could screw her and then apologize after.
00:31:33Then no one would lose face.
00:31:39I know you trashed my car.
00:31:44Mmm.
00:31:45Delicious.
00:31:46Mmm.
00:31:46Try the yellowtail.
00:31:48You can't go after people like that.
00:31:51You know, you've got a vivid imagination.
00:31:55I like that.
00:31:57I know it was you.
00:32:01The smartest warrior, Jim, is the one who never has to fight.
00:32:08Exactly.
00:32:21Darling, I'm afraid gravity is beginning to take its toll on you.
00:32:30What?
00:32:31Maybe sit-ups are the answer, or liposuction.
00:32:35Can't be sure.
00:32:41You're sagging all over.
00:32:44Especially in contrast to lover boy here.
00:32:56Truth is, you're not in shape for this anymore, are you?
00:33:22God.
00:33:25I hope you didn't do anything stupid like fall for the guy.
00:33:29I hope you didn't do anything stupid like fall for the guy.
00:33:31I hope you didn't do anything stupid like that.
00:33:35I hope you didn't do anything stupid like fall for the guy.
00:33:37I hope you didn't do anything stupid like that.
00:33:38Come on, come on.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:41Hey.
00:33:42Hey.
00:33:52Caroline?
00:33:55Jim.
00:33:56What a surprise.
00:33:58Next time call first, all right?
00:34:02why didn't you tell me you were married you didn't ask you didn't have a ring come on
00:34:08you were looking for a commitment roger knows i think he wants to bring my neck
00:34:14roger can be a little possessive sometimes sometimes yeah does this happen a lot
00:34:23you don't get it my life looks comfortable
00:34:29but it isn't
00:34:33you reminded me of that the other night
00:34:39thank you
00:34:56so let's put something in a bag and then pan up to his face
00:34:59go to his face and hold
00:35:02and we'll get that wide shot
00:35:05look at him skipping
00:35:06boy he'd like to leave him out there for a while
00:35:11here you go matthew
00:35:13let's draw all the things that we can do to help the environment
00:35:20give your mother a kiss
00:35:21hmm honey i love you
00:35:49now what are we going to do with our aluminum cans
00:35:51well recycle them
00:35:54recycle them huh
00:35:57i don't blame you
00:36:00she's gorgeous
00:36:02and he's rich and powerful
00:36:14all right for you jim
00:36:17beautiful
00:36:41you had enough of roger's charades too
00:36:47yeah
00:36:55do you love him
00:36:58i don't know
00:36:59who cares
00:37:00what
00:37:02it's all that really matters
00:37:05i never picked you as a philosopher
00:37:07must be easy with no responsibilities
00:37:09hey fine
00:37:10you want to be rich and miserable the rest of your life
00:37:11go right ahead
00:37:12oh so you're just going to leave
00:37:14and let me punch it out with him right
00:37:17you want to go
00:37:17huh
00:37:18let's go
00:37:18is that an offer
00:37:19or are you playing social work
00:37:20no you go get your son
00:37:21and we'll split right now
00:37:30i can't
00:37:39well yeah
00:37:40yeah for sure
00:37:41okay
00:37:41hey
00:37:41yeah
00:37:42i think
00:37:43did you guys get everything you need
00:37:45i think so
00:37:47how about you
00:37:50wait a minute
00:37:51wait a minute
00:37:51are you referring to
00:37:54do you want a woman to tell you about that
00:37:56i think i have a pretty good idea
00:37:57thank you
00:37:58okay wait a second
00:37:59i i'm
00:38:00you want
00:38:00okay
00:38:01listen
00:38:01let's talk about this for a second
00:38:02all right
00:38:06there's this guy
00:38:06all right
00:38:08he's walking down the street with his wife
00:38:09and he looks over and he spots this unbelievably desirable woman
00:38:14and he knows
00:38:15that if he crosses that street
00:38:17or even looks at her
00:38:18that his wife's going to break it
00:38:21she's going to crush him
00:38:22she's going to leave him
00:38:23take the kids
00:38:24take his money
00:38:24he's going to be broken lonely
00:38:26for the rest of the day
00:38:29so now knowing this
00:38:31what do you think the guy does
00:38:34he crosses the street
00:38:38this is funny to you
00:38:40no
00:38:40no
00:38:41this
00:38:42this is his reveal
00:38:44well let me reveal something to you
00:38:46i had a little chat with that webster character
00:38:49apparently you're not the irresistible caroline's first blame
00:38:52oh
00:38:52thank you
00:38:53tell me something i don't know
00:38:54she was seeing some artist
00:38:56roger found out
00:38:57and systematically destroyed the guy's life
00:38:59he lost his gallery
00:39:01his apartment
00:39:02everything
00:39:04really
00:39:06so what happened
00:39:08he went out into the ocean one day
00:39:09and never came back
00:39:25oh mrs phong
00:39:26you want some pasta
00:39:27illegal supplant
00:39:28must get out
00:39:29one week
00:39:39everett's here
00:39:40where
00:39:41the men's room i think
00:39:55get out of my office
00:39:58your office
00:40:00oh nice smell
00:40:02fuck you
00:40:04profanity is the sign of a lazy mind jim
00:40:06beside the fact that i find it personally offensive
00:40:09now every action has its consequences
00:40:13pollute a river
00:40:14fish suffer
00:40:16have an affair with my wife
00:40:18i suffer
00:40:19when i suffer
00:40:20you suffer
00:40:22the law of nature
00:40:41hey
00:40:44thought you might be hungry
00:40:49peaking duck
00:40:50best aside home clothes
00:40:54how's it going
00:40:56terrible
00:40:58yeah
00:40:58i can make this guy look like gandhi
00:41:00and he's still gonna hate it
00:41:02awfully paranoid jim
00:41:05dale
00:41:06i'm telling you as your friend
00:41:08he's not gonna come through for you
00:41:10this is a personal thing
00:41:13the guy
00:41:14really doesn't like me
00:41:18that's ridiculous
00:41:20he set this whole thing up
00:41:22that's what he does
00:41:23he finds your weaknesses
00:41:24and he uses them
00:41:27and what's my weakness
00:41:31you're greedy
00:41:33no
00:41:34i'm ambitious
00:41:37it's time you learn the difference
00:41:40i'm gonna work my ass off on this campaign
00:41:42it's not gonna matter
00:41:44you wait and see
00:41:56it's times like this
00:41:58we should all be environmentalists
00:42:29what are you lying down on the job
00:42:44oh god
00:42:48how you doing buddy
00:42:53some of this in here
00:42:57so he wrecked your car
00:42:58that's right
00:42:58he broke into my house
00:43:00and he poisoned my dog
00:43:00how do you know your dog was poisoned
00:43:03chow down if you don't believe me
00:43:11how do you know it was the same guy
00:43:12because this guy is nuts
00:43:13and he hates me
00:43:16why is that
00:43:18what are you a family
00:43:19a business partner
00:43:20your own money
00:43:22what
00:43:22i slept with his wife
00:43:23do you think you could talk to him
00:43:24no you talk to him
00:43:26you better hope he's a forgiving man
00:43:28yeah but what if he's not
00:43:29i mean you're just gonna sit here
00:43:30until he comes after me
00:43:31you should have considered that
00:43:32before you did his wife
00:43:39can't you get a restraining order
00:43:41try to find a cop when you need one
00:43:45you don't want him all cooped up in here all day
00:43:50he's not gonna eat your couch
00:43:53you just gotta walk him twice a day and he won't crap inside
00:43:56you don't ask for much do you
00:43:59look i'm desperate here
00:44:00i love this dog
00:44:02it's the most committed relationship i've had in years
00:44:06no comment
00:44:11what are we gonna do about roger
00:44:15i'm sure my mechanic would kill him for 82 50 labor plus parts
00:44:27roger everett cares about our environment
00:44:30his shoreline project will generate five million dollars a year in taxes to save our waterfront
00:44:37and mr everett has pledged an additional two million out of his own pocket for the sierra club
00:44:42this is a chance we can't afford to miss
00:44:46it's times like this we should all be environmentalists
00:45:01oh very nice
00:45:05interesting
00:45:07evidence of solid work here
00:45:10thank you
00:45:13no no no
00:45:15thank you
00:45:17if something bothers you or if you have any suggestions we'd love to hear them
00:45:24good work guys we'll talk later
00:45:29i just want to wish you good luck on your campaign roger
00:45:33why don't you tell them why you're really doing this
00:45:46i'm sorry about that
00:45:52i gotta tell you i think the spot's right on the money
00:45:55that two million for the sierra club very smart politically and very generous i might add
00:45:59the two million dale is lomax's idea of a joke
00:46:03i have no intention of giving those owl lovers one cent
00:46:06um i'm truly sorry roger i jim's been a little strung
00:46:13out of the way
00:46:14the attitude i can live with but
00:46:17the work
00:46:18you didn't like the peace
00:46:20listen i know you're a great friend of his
00:46:22no no just
00:46:24tell me what's on your mind
00:46:25if you expect the kind of capital infusion that we've been talking about
00:46:29you're gonna need stronger more experienced people
00:46:36i understand
00:46:47i want you to apologize to him now
00:46:50no way
00:46:51that man is a client
00:46:52and a friend of mine
00:46:53yeah some friend
00:46:55the guy would tattoo a duck on your back
00:46:56and you'd quack every time he whistled
00:47:00why don't you get out of here and go cool off
00:47:05i slept with his wife dale
00:47:07you what
00:47:09yeah
00:47:11i didn't know she was married
00:47:13and that's why roger's here
00:47:15because he knows and he wants to ruin me
00:47:18jesus
00:47:19jesus
00:47:25look um
00:47:29let me get into this
00:47:30i'll see what i can do
00:47:34i'll talk tomorrow
00:47:37no you won't
00:47:39you're gonna fire me tomorrow so why don't you just do it now
00:47:42why are you doing this
00:47:43because i want to know if you got the balls to say it
00:47:45don't push me jim
00:47:46come on
00:47:47say it
00:47:49say it come on
00:47:50okay you're erratic
00:47:52that's weak
00:47:52and you're a liability with the clients
00:47:54now we're getting somewhere
00:47:57i don't want to do this
00:47:57yes you do yes you do
00:47:59you know why
00:48:00because the only thing that's coming between you and the big bucks is me and my attitude
00:48:05okay you're fired
00:48:11wow
00:48:12you did it
00:48:16i knew you could
00:48:19what roger should buy himself a good duck
00:48:27get out
00:48:34quack quack
00:48:43Hey! Hey!
00:48:44What are you doing?
00:48:45Hey, Raj. How does it feel?
00:48:50All right, get over the car. I'm making a citizen's arrest.
00:48:55You better get yourself another job, Lomax.
00:48:57A meager, pathetic little job.
00:48:59And know that anything you have, I can take away from you anytime I want.
00:49:03Except your wife.
00:49:04You son of a bitch.
00:49:08Carolee may like you, but she doesn't respect you.
00:49:12You were a mistake, a curiosity, incompatible with the life she wants.
00:49:28You think you can keep it down over there?
00:49:30Ah!
00:49:32Ah!
00:49:35Could you please just keep it down a little bit, please?
00:49:38Ah! Kiss my royal butt, pal!
00:49:40Ah, ha!
00:49:41Kiss my little butt!
00:49:45Oh!
00:49:51Mrs. Everett!
00:49:54Hey, here, boy!
00:49:55Come here!
00:49:59I see you two know each other.
00:50:02Who are you?
00:50:05We're old friends.
00:50:08How's Jim?
00:50:10Well, on a scale of one to ten, I'd say zero.
00:50:15And I'm the witch that did it to him, right?
00:50:17Now you want me to keep my claws off of him?
00:50:19Is that what you call it?
00:50:22Jim's a trailer park kid.
00:50:24He's earned his way in the world.
00:50:26Now this thing with you is destroying him.
00:50:31This may shock you, but I actually care for him.
00:50:35No, you don't. If you did, you'd bail him out of jail.
00:50:39Why don't you bail him out of jail?
00:50:41You think I'd ask you if I had the ten grand myself?
00:50:46I can't get that kind of money without Roger finding out.
00:50:50If you care for him, you'll get it.
00:50:53Blue, come on.
00:50:55Let's go.
00:51:02God, 20 years of white house slept in that cell.
00:51:06I could use a shower.
00:51:08Go ahead.
00:51:10I'll wait.
00:51:16Okay, all right.
00:51:18What are we doing?
00:51:28I'm going after your husband.
00:51:30Do you want to be a part of that?
00:51:31What are you going to do?
00:51:33Humiliate him.
00:51:33Destroy him.
00:51:34I don't know.
00:51:36Whatever it takes.
00:51:42Jim.
00:51:49See, I was playing hockey one day, and then this, I got the puck, and I was skating past
00:51:55all these other men.
00:51:57Ah, the hockey story.
00:51:59Yeah.
00:51:59And then, and then I scored a goal.
00:52:02So, we got our team.
00:52:03I'm going to tell you that story.
00:52:17There you are, Councilman Sachs.
00:52:19I've got something to show you.
00:52:21My wife?
00:52:22This way.
00:52:29Came down, and our flag went up.
00:52:34The city council got to vote next week.
00:52:37Councilman Sachs has the swing vote.
00:52:40Ah.
00:52:42He seems to be in very good hands.
00:52:48I should meet him.
00:52:52I'll introduce you.
00:52:59I'm on the guest list.
00:53:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:53:09Thanks.
00:53:14Well, seriously, I didn't even, exactly, but we had a feeling.
00:53:19Yeah, well, seriously.
00:53:25If you want to look like a child, it's fine with me.
00:53:27Oh.
00:53:27It's not my career.
00:53:28It's yours.
00:53:44it's amazing what you can do with editing
00:53:46you should have seen some of the original footage
00:53:49took the odd couple and made them look like ozzy and harriet
00:53:55excuse me uh excuse me councilman
00:53:58hi how you doing uh has every friend convinced you no not yet
00:54:03but you're here i'll be at the rally for the other side tomorrow
00:54:06oh really you mean you must be the last honest councilman on the planet
00:54:10i don't appreciate your cynicism my colleagues are hard-working decent people
00:54:14i'm sure they are sir but i do know how convincing everett can be i mean
00:54:19your vote is worth millions to me i don't believe i caught your name
00:54:23who are you just another honest man sir
00:54:28jim lomax perhaps i could help you make up your mind about our friend roger
00:54:36so we're out there dumping tons of garbage all over the yard right
00:54:39this guy roger he doesn't say a word
00:54:42he's picking it up as if he spent his whole life in here
00:54:50hi
00:54:51hey roger
00:54:52your producer has been telling war stories from the campaign
00:54:56producer
00:54:58what producer
00:55:00roger and i have what they call creative differences on the campaign
00:55:03he wanted to pledge a portion of his profits to certain final mail groups
00:55:06is kind of a bribe
00:55:08i thought it was bad business
00:55:10since his profits are also my profits
00:55:13i must take your side on this issue
00:55:16are you also preparing a presentation tuesday night
00:55:20uh no
00:55:21paddits on that
00:55:23they're quite good
00:55:24you might see my hand in there somewhere though
00:55:28i'd like to talk to you about that
00:55:31would you excuse us
00:55:33so you came back for some more did you jim
00:55:35oh
00:55:35i'm so glad
00:55:37right
00:55:37buddy uh
00:55:38you're gonna run with the big dogs
00:55:40you gotta learn to piss on the big trees
00:55:43nice talking to you
00:55:46canada-san it's been a pleasure
00:55:49thank you
00:55:54thanks man
00:56:20who is it
00:56:23it's caroline
00:56:41i took matthew to my sisters
00:56:45i don't think i should stay here very long
00:56:55you want some honey
00:56:58please
00:57:08what are you gonna do
00:57:09shit it out with him at home
00:57:11let's not get carried away
00:57:18do you need some help
00:57:30roger i'm going to pick up some takeout
00:57:32we'll eat in about an hour
00:58:01we'll eat in about an hour
00:58:02fine okay
00:58:02what's your problem
00:58:04was that all
00:58:06yep
00:58:07you want that spicy shrimp thing
00:58:09yeah yeah okay fine
00:58:12okay have a good workout
00:58:13Let's get out.
00:58:19Caroline!
00:58:21Caroline!
00:58:33Now listen to this.
00:58:35Such a melodic, sensuous line.
00:58:38Boy, these guys just play the dickens out of this.
00:58:41Okay, now do me a favor.
00:58:43When he calls, don't hustle him.
00:58:46We want him to make the offer to stick to small talk.
00:58:49Hello, how are you, that sort of thing.
00:58:51He won't call.
00:58:52He's too smart for this.
00:58:54Tell him you want to meet him alone.
00:58:55No go-obetweens. Nobody else.
00:58:58He won't call. It's too risky.
00:58:59He's got a call.
00:59:00You look like Little Red Riding Hood to him.
00:59:03It's the big, bad wolf.
00:59:13Okay, pick it up.
00:59:14Okay, pick it up.
00:59:41You're right.
00:59:42Do you know what she gets paid?
00:59:4532,000.
00:59:47It's an outrage.
00:59:49Well, we, uh...
00:59:50We get the education system we pay for.
00:59:53Doesn't make it right, though, does it?
00:59:55I mean, look at you.
00:59:56All the hard work you do for the council, teaching, community college.
01:00:01You probably don't make too much more than that, do you?
01:00:04I mean, 34,000 last year.
01:00:07It's a crime.
01:00:09See, I think it's up to the civic-minded businessmen
01:00:11to even up the inequities in our society.
01:00:16I'd be really honored if you'd pass this along to the educational group of your choice.
01:00:25Well, look, what's the matter?
01:00:26You called me, remember?
01:00:29I didn't call you.
01:00:31All right.
01:00:32Your wife called my wife, whatever.
01:00:34I'm sorry.
01:00:34There must be some kind of a misunderstanding.
01:00:36I was working late in my office, and you called and asked for a meeting.
01:00:40Look, I don't know what you're up to, but I'll give you 30 seconds to decide.
01:00:45And don't dream about taking the 50 grand and stiffing me on the vote.
01:00:51What?
01:00:51What's the matter?
01:00:53Look, in your position, you can hardly afford to be high-minded.
01:00:57Listening to you, I've decided to vote against Shoreline.
01:01:00Oh, really?
01:01:01I don't think it's in the best interests of the city.
01:01:04Oh, well, nobody that earns 34 grand a year tells me what's best for this city.
01:01:12Look, think about it, hmm?
01:01:14My door is always open.
01:01:25Well, good evening, and welcome to the show.
01:01:27We are very fortunate tonight to have as our special guest a man who is probably the most environmentally conscious
01:01:34developer in America, Mr. Roger Everett.
01:01:45Give me a fire note, you know.
01:01:47Hey, how you doing?
01:02:05John?
01:02:07No.
01:02:08Not John.
01:02:10No.
01:02:10He couldn't make it.
01:02:12Uh, this kid fell off a jungle gym and split his chin open.
01:02:15Now, Roger hired...
01:02:16Oh.
01:02:18That's too bad.
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:20Is that ham and pineapple?
01:02:22No, no, no.
01:02:27As a matter of fact, I think Roger even waters his lawn with recycled bathwater.
01:02:33Mr. Everett has spared no exception.
01:02:34Did you ever see the Viking Olympics?
01:02:37You throw trees around and stuff?
01:02:39Yeah, we're going to one.
01:02:46What do you think about this shoreline stuff?
01:02:52It's the same old, same old.
01:02:55The rich get richer.
01:02:57Would you like to do something about it?
01:02:59Ha.
01:03:00Well, I don't really give a shit about it, to tell you the truth.
01:03:06Might be able to make a couple of bucks in the process.
01:03:10Oh, yeah.
01:03:11How's that?
01:03:15So, without further ado, let's have Mr. Roger Everett.
01:03:20Thanks for coming, Roger.
01:03:23Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
01:03:24Welcome.
01:03:25You know, we're very proud of shoreline.
01:03:28There you go.
01:03:29There you go.
01:03:29It's going to add a lot to this community in terms of jobs, creating investment and wealth.
01:03:37And so get your checkbooks ready.
01:03:39Get ready to write a deposit for one of these beautiful condos.
01:03:42Forget about trying to buy the penthouse.
01:03:45It's already been sold.
01:03:46I bought it this morning.
01:03:48We've prepared a short clip for you, and if there are any questions,
01:03:52I'd be very happy to answer them after you've seen our presentation.
01:03:55Thank you very much.
01:04:06I'd be really honored if you'd pass this along to the educational group of your choice.
01:04:20Look, what's the matter?
01:04:21You called me, remember?
01:04:23I didn't call you.
01:04:25Go get the janitor.
01:04:28Hurry up!
01:04:30Jesus.
01:04:32I don't know what you're up to, but I'll give you 30 seconds to decide.
01:04:36And don't dream about taking the 50 grand and stiffing me on the vote.
01:04:40Who said there was nothing good on TV?
01:04:42Please, sit down.
01:04:43Please.
01:04:44Everything is fine.
01:04:45Please, sit down.
01:04:45Sit down, please.
01:04:47Sit down.
01:04:47Everything's fine.
01:04:50It's all right.
01:04:53I'm sorry.
01:04:55We're changing the film.
01:04:59Oh, really?
01:05:00I don't think it's in the best interest of the city.
01:05:01Mr. Kaneda!
01:05:02Oh, well, nobody that earns 34 grand a year tells me what's best.
01:05:05Mr. Kaneda, please.
01:05:06Please, please, don't go.
01:05:08There's been a miscommunication, a misunderstanding.
01:05:10This is our dream.
01:05:11We can make this worse.
01:05:12Please.
01:05:13You can always give money to charity.
01:05:15We're building a relationship here.
01:05:21Great campaign, don't you think?
01:05:23Think about it, huh?
01:05:26My door is always open.
01:05:42Son of a ditch.
01:06:03So, did you do anything fun tonight?
01:06:06I watched a great TV program.
01:06:08Could make a good series.
01:06:12You did it!
01:06:14Woo!
01:06:16Come on, we should go.
01:06:22Erwin!
01:07:07Hello, Jim.
01:07:14See, my wife, you're trespassing.
01:07:18That means I could shoot you and the cops won't care.
01:07:25That's a gun, Jim.
01:07:29Guys like you don't use guns.
01:07:32Try me.
01:07:37Oh, there you are, dear.
01:07:41It's time to go home now.
01:07:42Get out of here, Roger.
01:07:44What game would you like, dear?
01:07:47Would you like me to play the jealous husband and beat your lover to death?
01:07:51It's no game, pal.
01:07:55Let me just get this straight, Jim.
01:07:58You mean to tell me that you love my wife, you want to marry her?
01:08:01Build a home, have a family with her?
01:08:04Oh, wait a minute.
01:08:07Take it easy, Jim.
01:08:08No one need get shot here.
01:08:12Just put the gun down.
01:08:13Not until you leave.
01:08:15Put the gun down!
01:08:19All right.
01:08:24Look, this isn't getting us anywhere.
01:08:29Carolyn, darling, look me straight in the eye and tell me you don't love me anymore and I'll go quietly.
01:08:36I hate you.
01:08:38Now get out of here and leave us alone.
01:08:42All right.
01:08:44Let's look at this thing from your side.
01:08:46Well, he's younger, prettier, free in the afternoons.
01:08:55Now what about my side?
01:08:57We have wealth, power, respectability.
01:09:01Hmm?
01:09:02Well, that's not too shabby.
01:09:05Not to mention the fact that I'm already your husband and the father of your child.
01:09:09All right.
01:09:10That's enough.
01:09:10That's enough.
01:09:12Now this is a big gun, Jim.
01:09:18I doubt you've ever fired a gun at a living creature before.
01:09:24Well, that's before I met you, Roger.
01:09:27You taught me to stand up for myself.
01:09:29Thanks.
01:09:29Well, now this is your final exam.
01:09:33Go on.
01:09:34Go on.
01:09:35Go ahead.
01:09:36Pull the trigger.
01:09:39You think I won't?
01:09:43I think you're a wimp.
01:09:51Shoot him.
01:09:57There seems to be a little confusion here, darling.
01:10:01Are you talking to him or to me?
01:10:05Hmm?
01:10:06Ah!
01:10:06Ah!
01:10:08Ah!
01:10:09Ah!
01:10:10Ah!
01:10:14Ah!
01:10:26And I love you.
01:10:29Imagine what I'm going to do to him.
01:10:43Roger!
01:10:44Stop it!
01:10:46Stop it!
01:10:55Here.
01:10:56Go on.
01:11:03You hate me so much.
01:11:06Go on.
01:11:08Shoot me.
01:11:15You see, Jim?
01:11:17She respects me too much.
01:11:36Well, you make a lovely couple.
01:11:40Oh, you make a lovely couple.
01:11:41Oh, you make a lovely couple.
01:11:49You make a lovely little girl, but you couldn't keep her because she was still in love with me.
01:11:55Yes.
01:11:56You're insanely jealous, so you lured me here to kill me.
01:12:01Luckily, I was able to prevail.
01:12:07Sadly, you were killed.
01:12:16You made aly
01:12:16Oh, no!
01:12:17Oh, no!
01:12:25I have to be in love with you.
01:12:26Oh, no, no!
01:12:34But what?
01:12:34You're not on the track.
01:12:34You're not on the track.
01:12:37I'll be in love with you.
01:12:37I'm not on the track.
01:12:37Well, that's not on the track.
01:12:38I'm not on the track.
01:12:39I'm not on the track.
01:13:42I'm just trying to get it right the first time.
01:14:22Oh, I don't know what to do with me.
01:14:33I can't get home.
01:14:37Oh, where is home?
01:14:44I let a straws about my hands
01:14:48Shelling fish upon the sand
01:14:52I can't move
01:14:56Where are you?
01:15:00Oh, a little tenderness
01:15:05Just a little tenderness
01:15:10A little bit of tenderness
01:15:13From you
01:15:26Oh, time
01:15:30Is a river running dry
01:15:34Through the silence of your eyes
01:15:38I see you
01:15:41Where I love you
01:15:46I need a little tenderness
01:15:50I need a little tenderness
01:15:55I need a little tenderness
01:15:58From you
01:16:21I need a little tenderness
01:16:26I need a little tenderness
01:16:30I need a little tenderness
01:16:32I need a little tenderness
01:16:51It's better for me
01:17:01Oh, my God.
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