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00:10tired and annoyed I'm sorry I hope that your night gets a little better hopefully I can
00:23bring something positive to your night how am I I'm good I just realized I did not bring my water
00:31in
00:31here and I need it because I ran errands today and only brought like half a water bottle
00:42I didn't realize my water cup was only half full and so I only had that much water all day
00:50I'm starting to get a headache so let me go grab a water bottle hold that thought hold that thought
01:01I've been really bad recently about getting dehydrated and I get these like crazy
01:09dehydration headaches where like it turns into a migraine so I'm just gonna go get the water so
01:15we can avoid that completely okay perfect I'm gonna try not to cough on you guys too much I
01:22have like a little tickle right in my throat did you eat properly today it depends on what you mean
01:40by
01:40properly I had my protein chai in the morning and then I had a protein bar later that was my
01:54lunch was a
01:55built built like puff protein bar um but then I had dinner I had a real dinner I had szechuan
02:07so is that Kirkland signature alkaline water it sure is y'all know I love Costco
02:29things humongous this should be the thumbnail
02:36with my Kirkland with my Kirkland water
02:46you're beaming no crusty dusty tonight thank you I did did all my skincare today y'all can see I
02:54got
02:54microneedling recently so you know skin skin is glowing
03:04thanks guys so sweet you're so sweet well if your week wasn't great I hope that it
03:10will get better tonight and that you have a great weekend
03:17the forehead out tonight
03:31I hope so I've had a crap week oh no I'm sorry Bridgerton though Bridgerton made it better I hope
03:38I'm going to be watching all of Bridgerton when I am done tonight
03:44what's my plan for you tonight what's my plan for you tonight what's my plan for you tonight I'm thinking
03:57I'm so yesterday I planned to do an ear eating stream um and then my day went kind of long
04:06and I was very tired so I figured I would tack that on to today
04:12so my thought was if you've seen the new youtube video this kind of looks familiar this was kind of
04:22the vibe it was a little more zoomed out right?
04:24but this was kind of the vibe of the youtube video so I was thinking that a little kind of
04:30just chilling, laying together, talking about your week, about your day, getting the good
04:37vibes going, and then doing ear eating right here.
04:45What do you guys think?
05:07May as well, may as well get some taps, right?
05:31I agree, I only like cold water, too, but this was not in the fridge, so this is gonna have
05:38to do tonight.
05:46All right.
06:07How would you redeem a fit check?
06:11I feel like I can kind of show you my outfit laying down, I just gotta move around a little
06:17bit.
06:22You guys should hear my organs when I've been getting these, like, after surgery you have
06:30to get these, like, massages, it's, like, for your lymphatic system, and she's in there,
06:36like, pressing on my actual organs, like, it's pretty intense, she, like, rubs your stomach
06:43a lot, and, um, my stomach and everything is just, like, making crazy noises the whole time,
06:51and it's such a quiet room.
06:55It's, like, making monster noises the whole appointment.
07:04That's my random fact.
07:07Have you ever farted during massage?
07:10Well, um, I've never done that ever in my life, so, couldn't, couldn't have happened.
07:21A way you have to massage to make your organs work normally?
07:26Well, it's just, like, to, like, manually drain your lymphatic system after surgery, because
07:31you, like, hold a lot of fluid, um, so she's not really, like, getting the organs to work,
07:37she's just, like, draining your lymphatic system, like, the fluids out towards the lymph nodes,
07:45um, but in order to do that, she has to, like, press and, like, really rub your stomach, like,
07:53hard.
08:00That means you, yes, no, I have never done that in a massage.
08:05I would literally, like, fall over from embarrassment if that happened during a massage.
08:17Scary.
08:18Scary.
08:21Very fertile today, huh?
08:23Oh, wow.
08:24I look so fertile today.
08:30That's probably because I'm about to be pretty fertile, actually.
08:34That might be actually just, like, biologically correct, so.
08:40Good call.
08:49There's a time of the month for women where you're fertile and your skin glows and you're
08:58the prettiest you are all month and your boobs are perky and just, you smell good and it's
09:07all just to be desirable so you can do the deed.
09:22Fertile myrtle is crazy.
09:25Random fact.
09:27There's your random fact.
09:29Do you have mother-bearing hips or no?
09:35Um, I don't know.
09:41And it starts to go downhill thereafter.
09:44Exactly.
09:46Random fact.
09:47I'm fertile.
09:49Ah.
09:50All right.
09:52Anyway.
09:59Let's talk about your week, not about how fertile I may or may not be right this moment.
10:15Should we get a mic for your stomach?
10:17You guys can hear it in the normal mic, I feel.
10:20I can hear it.
10:25Fertile Patricia.
10:27How was my week?
10:29My week was good.
10:31Got a lot of work done.
10:36Filming.
10:37What else?
10:41Did some chores.
10:42I have a decent amount of chores to still do on the weekend.
10:46I have a lot of laundry to put away.
10:48I'm so good about, like, keeping up with washing the laundry, but it's putting it away that just really gets
11:00me.
11:00It's just something about that.
11:03It just doesn't really, it doesn't work for me.
11:08I'm not feeling aligned with, uh, putting the laundry away, so it doesn't feel like that aligns with me spiritually
11:16right now.
11:21Future as.
11:22Thank you for subbing with Prime.
11:24ASMR.
11:25Applause.
11:26ASMR.
11:27Applause.
11:28ASMR.
11:28Applause.
11:29Yeah.
11:30Woo.
11:30Yeah.
11:34Did you get any more good thrift vies?
11:37I did.
11:38I did thrift this week.
11:40I've been trying to, okay, so I have been learning.
11:44I hope y'all don't care that I'm just yapping, because that's kind of what this is turning into.
11:49But, hey, um, I've, I've been learning some important tips for thrifting, and one of the best tips I have
12:01learned is in order to find good things, you have to be going consistently.
12:10Because you're going to have times, like trips to the thrift store that are misses, so you have to go
12:16consistently at all different times, at all different places, just so you can, um, you know, the more you see,
12:26the more you can find some good wins.
12:29So, I did, I did find some good stuff this week.
12:32Like, I've been going, like, one to three times a week sometimes, just depending, you know, if I have to
12:43go out, then I'll, like, make a stop while I'm out.
12:47It kind of just lines up that way.
12:58So, I did actually stop today, because I had to go out to get my organs massaged.
13:06Um, so, I did go today.
13:11What did I find?
13:13Today was a pretty heavy clothing day.
13:16Some, I feel like the trips have some themes.
13:19Like, I'll be like, oh, I randomly, today was about, um, like, one day, I found, like, a, it was
13:28a bunch of skirts.
13:29I found, like, four skirts, and I was like, that's so random, um, that I liked.
13:34So, today, it was just kind of, like, a heavier clothing day.
13:38I found a good basket.
13:40It's really big.
13:42It's nicely weaved.
13:44I'm gonna clean it, and then I'm gonna use it, um,
13:49kind of as, like, a laundry thing in here, actually.
13:54I need, like, a thing in here to have clothes in,
13:57because I'll just throw them on the floor, like, in between filming if I'm changing, whatever.
14:02I'll just, like, throw it on the floor.
14:03So, I actually got it so I can put it all in one basket,
14:07and it can go to the washing machine after that.
14:14Is it your stress relief when you throw it?
14:16Yes, because I have a system,
14:24and I can kind of turn my brain off to everything else.
14:28So, and it's, like, a treasure hunt.
14:30So, it's just, like, so fun and relaxing,
14:33and it's, like, a dopamine hit,
14:36because you're, like, looking for the good stuff
14:38in, like, a sea of just, like, crap.
14:43So, yes.
14:48Sticky napkin.
14:49Thank you for the gifted subs.
14:50Oh, my gosh.
14:52ASMR applause.
14:53ASMR applause.
14:55ASMR applause.
14:57Oh, yeah.
15:02I really like the audio quality of the live stream in YouTube.
15:07Lately, for a lot of the videos and the streams,
15:10I've been using this little, um, long shotgun mic,
15:14and you guys have liked it.
15:17Do show.
15:18Oh, my gosh.
15:18It's so far away.
15:20I can't show you the basket,
15:21because it actually has clothes in it
15:23next to my washing machine right now.
15:24It has the thrifted clothes that need to be cleaned.
15:27I'm very good, actually,
15:30about coming home
15:32and cleaning the thrifted clothes very fast.
15:37I have, like, a disinfectant
15:39that I put in the laundry,
15:41and then I clean them.
15:42And I've gotten, I've learned now
15:45how to, like, take care,
15:46because I have one other tip.
15:48You always want to look for, like, natural fibers
15:51or, like, really quality fiber clothing
15:54that they don't make as much anymore.
15:56So you want to look for, like, wool,
15:59leather, silk, cotton, cashmere,
16:03um,
16:07suede.
16:11I don't know what else.
16:12I can't think of any others right now.
16:14But, um, you want to be looking for that, right?
16:16Because that stuff's expensive.
16:17They don't make it,
16:19they don't make quality clothes like that
16:21as much anymore.
16:22So you want to find those.
16:24Um, and I've had to learn
16:26how to
16:29clean leather,
16:31clean suede,
16:32clean coats,
16:34um, hand wash.
16:35I didn't know how to hand wash.
16:36I just had never done it, really.
16:38So I've learned how to, like,
16:40hand wash
16:41some of the wool
16:42and, like, cashmere.
16:43And you, like, wash it in baby shampoo
16:46and then you,
16:47I got, like, a drying rack
16:49so I'm not putting anything in the dryer.
16:51So I've turned into a full laundromat
16:54for myself.
16:55A dry cleaner.
16:57So, yes.
16:59Is that the sus mic?
17:01It is.
17:02It's the long
17:03phallic mic.
17:06No way you stream.
17:08Hello.
17:09Avoiding sex.
17:10Okay, I like your username.
17:13Sharing all the thrift knowledge.
17:15I have a lot.
17:16I have a lot.
17:17I've learned.
17:18So anyway, yes.
17:19It is stress relief
17:20because I like to shop anyway
17:22and this lets me, like,
17:24shop
17:26more affordably.
17:27Um,
17:28and for quality things
17:29which just makes it more rewarding
17:32for a price you can't beat.
17:34And then, yeah.
17:35I have a system.
17:36It's like a treasure hunt.
17:38You're, like, looking for the good stuff.
17:39You never know what you're gonna find.
17:41And then, yeah.
17:42You can just kind of turn your brain off
17:43and, like, look through things.
17:45They play really shitty music
17:47always at all the thrift stores.
17:50So there's that.
17:52Sometimes I have to put in, like,
17:53audio book on my headphones
17:55or music or something
17:57because, oh my gosh,
17:58they'd be playing Bruno Mars
18:00in that thrift store.
18:01Did I tell you guys?
18:03Oh my god.
18:04Did I tell you guys about the...
18:05It was, like, a week...
18:08It was, like, a week
18:09that I heard this fucking song.
18:12I heard it, like, seven times in one week.
18:15Some at the thrift store
18:16and some just, like,
18:17at, um,
18:18at the massage place
18:19and then at the grocery store
18:21and then everywhere.
18:22It was following me
18:23and it was, like,
18:23the worst song
18:24I've ever heard in my life.
18:27Okay, I'm gonna find it.
18:28It wasn't a Bruno Mars song,
18:30by the way.
18:30It was just, um...
18:32Have you ever seen those videos
18:33about...
18:34What is it called?
18:35Like, corporate music
18:36or something?
18:37Is that what it's called?
18:39It's, like, a corporate music playlist.
18:41Is it called corporate music?
18:44Do you guys know
18:44what I'm talking about?
18:45I'll find the song.
18:48I'll play the song.
18:49This is gonna be so slanderous
18:51to this person.
18:54Have you seen those YouTube videos
18:56about, like,
18:57or, like, TikToks or Reels
18:58about, like,
19:00corporate music playlists
19:02where it's, like,
19:02the worst songs?
19:05Elevator music.
19:06You guys know it?
19:06Coworker.
19:07Coworker music.
19:08Is that what it is?
19:14I think it's
19:14Coworker music
19:15is what people call it.
19:17Okay, let me go find.
19:18Let me go find.
19:20It's always, like,
19:22Bruno Mars,
19:23Maroon 5,
19:24like,
19:25Macklemore.
19:26Like, it's, like,
19:26that kind of music.
19:27It's, like,
19:29older pop songs.
19:31I'll find it.
19:34Okay.
19:35When I tell you
19:36I heard this one song
19:40so many times
19:41in one week
19:42that I swear
19:43I almost went
19:44into psychosis,
19:45like, I heard it
19:46everywhere.
19:47I heard it
19:48everywhere.
19:49And it was, like,
19:50I almost lost my mind.
19:52Okay, ready?
19:53Is this what it's called?
20:13I hate that song
20:15and I heard it.
20:16I'm not kidding.
20:18So many times
20:19in one week
20:20that I, like,
20:22I, like,
20:22almost lost it.
20:23I lost my mind.
20:24I lost my shit
20:25right then and then.
20:27It was in, like,
20:28five different stores
20:29and then it was, like,
20:31on a radio station
20:32and then it played, like,
20:34in my workout class.
20:35Like, it was, like,
20:35so much.
20:39It was crazy.
20:44Example,
20:47yes,
20:48happy is a good example.
20:49Coworker music.
20:50Okay, everybody,
20:53everybody go look
20:54up coworker music.
20:56Okay?
20:58You'll know
20:59what I'm talking about.
21:01Now it's gonna be
21:02stuck in my head.
21:08There's already
21:08too many clothes
21:09in the world.
21:09It's better to buy
21:10secondhand.
21:11Yes.
21:11Oh my gosh.
21:13It is.
21:14It is better.
21:14I've been thrifting,
21:16like,
21:16I feel like I'm just
21:18gonna thrift
21:18most of my clothes.
21:19I've even been
21:20thrifting things
21:22for roleplay videos,
21:24which is crazy,
21:25but
21:27I have to get
21:28so much stuff
21:28for roleplay videos
21:29that
21:30when I find something
21:31that I'm like,
21:32hmm,
21:32a stepmother
21:33would wear this.
21:35There we go.
21:37So.
21:46Inoffensive,
21:47safe music
21:48lacking soul.
21:52Exactly.
21:54Nickelback
21:55is an example
21:55they give.
21:56I will not
21:57stand for it.
21:58Nickelback
21:58is not
21:59coworker music.
22:00I love
22:01Nickelback.
22:03I love
22:05Nickelback.
22:06I'm Nickelback's
22:07number one
22:08defender.
22:09I'm on the
22:10front lines
22:11defending
22:12Nickelback,
22:13okay?
22:14Red flag.
22:20Onk.
22:23I've seen
22:24Nickelback
22:25live,
22:26okay?
22:26I was,
22:27I was there.
22:30Rock sloth.
22:32No.
22:33No.
22:34I will not.
22:36I will not.
22:39That, like,
22:40dad rock
22:40genre
22:41is so
22:42good.
22:42I will not
22:43accept the
22:44slander, okay?
22:45That's, like,
22:45all my workout
22:46playlists is, like,
22:47dad rock.
22:49She is the
22:50coworker.
22:55When I
22:57went,
22:57listen to
22:58this,
22:59when I
22:59went to
23:00Nickelback's
23:01concert,
23:02they had
23:03merch
23:04that said
23:06Nickelback
23:07fan
23:08or liar
23:11because they
23:13get slandered.
23:16I think
23:17they were a
23:17victim of
23:17their own
23:18success.
23:18Their songs
23:18were overplayed
23:19in mainstream
23:20spaces,
23:21so people
23:21got snobby
23:21about them.
23:22I totally
23:22agree.
23:23They're,
23:24they are
23:24good.
23:25I will not
23:26accept anything
23:27else.
23:27That song
23:28that they
23:28put in,
23:29um,
23:29Spider-Man,
23:32that goes
23:32hard.
23:34Like,
23:35what a
23:36time,
23:36okay?
23:37What a
23:37time.
23:41How about
23:42Pink?
23:45Not my
23:46favorite.
23:47She just
23:48be flipping
23:49all around.
23:49Have you
23:50seen the
23:50videos of
23:50her?
23:51She's
23:51flipping.
23:52She's
23:53hooting and
23:54hollering.
23:54She's
23:54flipping
23:55everywhere.
23:59I love
24:00their version
24:00of Dance
24:01Monkey.
24:04No.
24:10Funny you
24:10mentioned
24:11Creed because
24:11they were
24:12another example
24:12of coworker.
24:13I feel
24:14like these
24:14aren't
24:14coworker
24:15music.
24:15I feel
24:15like
24:15coworker
24:16music
24:16is
24:16like
24:19it's
24:20like
24:21Happy
24:22by Pharrell
24:23Williams like
24:23you guys
24:24said or
24:24like,
24:25um,
24:26I feel
24:26like there's
24:27definitely
24:27some pink
24:28on there.
24:28Maroon 5,
24:30not old
24:30Maroon 5,
24:31like new
24:32Maroon 5.
24:33Like,
24:33I'm at a
24:34pay phone
24:35trying to
24:36call home.
24:38Okay,
24:38that's
24:39coworker
24:39music.
24:46Slipknot
24:47is not
24:47coworker
24:48music,
24:48okay?
24:49Slipknot
24:49goes hard.
24:53That's
24:54old Maroon 5,
24:55okay,
24:55but,
24:56yes,
24:57but,
24:58I'm not
24:59talking like
24:59OG Maroon 5,
25:01like songs about
25:02Jane.
25:03They were
25:03good.
25:04And then
25:05they became
25:06Kohl's music,
25:07okay?
25:09Bruno Mars.
25:10Oh,
25:10sorry.
25:13That is
25:14older than
25:15five.
25:20Dad rock
25:21and coworker
25:21music,
25:21okay,
25:22maybe,
25:22maybe,
25:23maybe,
25:24maybe it's
25:25a Venn
25:25diagram,
25:26okay?
25:26And there
25:27is a little
25:27bit of
25:28overlap
25:28sometimes,
25:29but they
25:29are ultimately
25:30two different
25:32categories,
25:33okay?
25:34Two different
25:35categories.
25:37Can you
25:38sing?
25:38Not really.
25:41Oh,
25:42my God,
25:42coworker music
25:43on 1.5
25:44speed is
25:45diabolical.
25:49I feel
25:50like Train
25:51is,
25:52um,
25:53Train,
25:53only certain
25:54songs by
25:55Train are,
25:57uh,
25:57coworker music,
25:58what's that
25:59one?
26:00Hey,
26:01hey,
26:04that song
26:05is
26:05coworker music
26:06as fuck.
26:09Hey,
26:10Soul Sister,
26:11yep,
26:11that's the one.
26:21Yeah.
26:23Jason Mraz,
26:25Jason Mraz
26:26does fall under
26:27coworker music,
26:28I feel.
26:29So,
26:29no,
26:30she can't
26:30sing.
26:31Hey,
26:32you guys
26:32were picking up
26:33what I was
26:33putting down,
26:34okay?
26:41Black Eyed Peas,
26:43Capital Cities,
26:44Katy Perry,
26:46Carrie Perry,
26:47I almost called her,
26:48Katy Perry.
26:50Oh,
26:50yeah.
26:51Do you ever
26:53feel
26:54like a plastic
26:56bag
26:56floating in
26:58the wind
26:59ready to
27:00start again?
27:01That is
27:02coworker music.
27:06That actually
27:07hurt my throat.
27:10Okay,
27:10guys,
27:11we're supposed
27:11to be relaxing.
27:12We're kind of
27:15chillaxing
27:16right now.
27:16I think it's
27:17okay.
27:17It's okay
27:18that we're
27:18chillaxing,
27:19right?
27:20We can do
27:20whatever we
27:20want.
27:25Taylor Swift.
27:26Now,
27:27it's funny
27:27you say that.
27:28It's funny
27:29you say that
27:29because although
27:31I love her,
27:32I literally
27:32love her.
27:34She's one
27:34of my top
27:36people
27:36ever.
27:39And I feel
27:40like if you
27:40hate her,
27:41you just have
27:41not heard
27:42the right songs.
27:44I do
27:45feel like
27:45she has
27:46coworker music
27:47in her
27:48discography.
27:48Yes,
27:49she does.
27:49That woman
27:50loves to be
27:51on the charts,
27:52okay?
27:52So inevitably
27:53there's gonna
27:54be some
27:54coworker music
27:55in there.
27:56Blank Space
27:57is coworker music.
28:02We are
28:02never ever
28:03getting back
28:03together.
28:04That's definite
28:05coworker music.
28:07Wildest Dreams,
28:09even though
28:09I like that song,
28:11that's
28:11coworker music.
28:151989 was
28:16like kind
28:17of
28:17coworker music
28:18vibes.
28:20She has a
28:21huge discography.
28:22Yes,
28:23she does.
28:25I'm team
28:26Charlie XCX.
28:27I like
28:28Charlie XCX,
28:29but
28:31I don't
28:32like
28:32the beef.
28:36I've never
28:37heard a
28:37Taylor Swift
28:37track.
28:40Go listen
28:41to the
28:41tortured poet's
28:42apartment
28:42right now.
28:43That's such
28:44a good
28:45album.
28:46Folklore,
28:47such a good
28:47album.
28:48Midnight's,
28:48such a good
28:49album.
28:49The run
28:50of like
28:50folklore,
28:51evermore,
28:52Midnight's,
28:53tortured poet's
28:53department,
28:54and even
28:54showgirl,
28:55people,
28:55it's very
28:56divisive.
28:58Very good.
29:06torture,
29:07torture,
29:07what the,
29:08it's called
29:09the tortured
29:09poet's
29:10department.
29:11It was her
29:11album that
29:12came out
29:14last,
29:15was it last
29:15year?
29:19Or the year
29:19before,
29:20maybe.
29:25I might
29:26have been
29:262023,
29:282024?
29:32I can't
29:32remember.
29:38What's the deal
29:39with the
29:39Swifties though?
29:39Why so crazy?
29:40Oh yeah,
29:41I don't know.
29:42I'm one of them
29:42and I couldn't
29:43tell you.
29:44Some of them
29:44go too far.
30:13My soul
30:14mission.
30:15I imagine
30:16my soul
30:17mission of
30:18having a
30:18platform was
30:19to just
30:20convert my
30:20male audience
30:21to like
30:22Taylor Swift.
30:25Oh my
30:26God.
30:28They should
30:29make me
30:30King Swiftie
30:31for that.
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