00:02.
00:19Well.
00:20That's good.
00:21Especially for the rest of us.
00:22The game on the level will be strong.
00:25The ladies have a seat.
00:28Oh, my God!
00:30You're so good.
00:31I'm so good.
00:32I'm so good.
00:35Bye-bye.
00:36Bye-bye.
00:37Bye-bye.
00:38You're going to go?
00:38I'm going to go to the hospital.
00:39You're going to go?
00:42I'm going to go.
00:43I'm going to go to my husband.
00:44Bye-bye.
00:46How are you?
00:49Bye-bye.
00:50Bye-bye.
01:00Bye-bye.
01:01I've been waiting for you for a while.
01:02I don't want to come out yet.
01:28Bye-bye.
01:29Bye-bye.
01:43Bye-bye.
01:44Bye-bye.
01:45Bye-bye.
01:46Bye-bye.
01:48Bye-bye.
01:48Bye-bye.
01:49Bye-bye.
01:50Bye-bye.
01:52Bye-bye.
01:53Bye-bye.
01:53Bye-bye.
01:54Bye-bye.
01:55Bye-bye.
01:56Bye-bye.
01:56Bye-bye.
01:56Bye-bye.
02:11For more information, you can't on your back.
02:16It's time for the broadcast to the air.
02:18Please, you are now getting tired.
02:19I'm in the air.
02:21And now you're getting tired of the air!
02:23No, I don't have a sleep on the air.
02:24That's why I'm so sad.
02:26You just can't be a配 joke.
02:28You don't want to be a bad guy.
02:30I'm not always a bad guy.
02:32I'm always a bad guy.
02:33I don't want to tell you.
02:35I'm not going to tell you.
02:37It's 520.
02:38We're all right.
02:40We're all right.
02:41I'm not wrong.
02:41It's bad.
02:42You don't want to be a bad guy.
02:43You don't want to be a bad guy.
02:51I don't want to be a bad guy.
02:53We're all right.
02:55I'd never want to be a bad guy.
02:59You don't want to be a bad guy.
02:59I'll be a bad guy.
03:00If I don't want to die with me...
03:06Don't you want me to be a bad guy?
03:08You don't want me to be a bad guy.
03:11Make it a bad guy.
03:13Don't let mew the wig because you should just…
03:20笑语
03:22只要你一插队
03:23那男生都是一路绿灯的
03:25我什么时候插队
03:26只要你去打饭
03:27你的排骨永远都比我们多好几块
03:32所以
03:33你的经验值跟战斗值
03:35是我们里面最丰富的
03:38金牌老司机
03:38可以带带我们这些小白兔吗
03:44这怎么带啊
03:46嗯
04:03本课堂将成为各位脱单道路上的指南针
04:07帮你处理各大情感类疑难杂战并指点迷津
04:08且不收取任何费用和打赏
04:12力求成为广大单身女性爱的福音
04:13好嘞 听完吧
04:16我感觉我从高中开始就自带渣男体制
04:18不是被别人暧昧
04:19就是被别人套路
04:20命运多喘
04:21情路坎坷
04:22这个世界上的好男人都去哪儿呀
04:24皇甫同学提到了一个年年必考的大题
04:26无论题面如何变换
04:28万变不离其宗
04:29核心问题就是如何鉴别渣男
04:31以及渣男的套路
04:33这样我先出到选择题随当测试下
04:39以下三句话哪一句话是渣男说出来的
04:40A 暂时不想谈恋爱
04:42等考验以后再说吧
04:43B 你是个好姑娘
04:45但是我们还是做朋友更合适
04:47C 傻丫头
04:49我脾气臭缺点多跟我在一起
04:51害怕伤害你选B
04:58为什么这分别就是一张好人卡吗渣男我们来看一下B选项
05:13B选项确实是一张好人卡很多女生觉得收到好人卡自尊心受到了伤害男生就是渣男非也这种拒绝是干脆的表示不想与你周旋和暧昧这样明确的态度还算不成是渣男
05:22选 A说出你的理由什么考验都是借口吧真正的爱情是不会被考验所阻拦的对A
05:41选项呢确实很有迷惑性考验结束再说吧这句话含糊不清容易让人产生歧义考验有可能是个借口但是它用一个借口来拒绝你它还是顾及女生的面子于是婉拒了你明白难道是选C啊
06:09不是啊C很好啊它还为女生着想是啊现金审题抓漏洞首先傻丫头这种语气俏皮却是最暧昧的话这就是典型的欲聚欢迎其次我们要透过体面研究本质害怕伤害你就是要为伤害你做铺垫啊啊这种渣男特别会攻心故意暴露自己的缺点试探你的底线给你打预防针
06:32最后让你认为你才是唯一可以拯救他的人无条件包容他的缺点肆无忌惮最后你只能深省其中自我催眠遍体鳞伤全是套路啊好久啊
06:57周瑜有件事情我想跟你说就是我可不可以做你女朋友啊啊其实我跟赤木分手已经一年多了这段时间我一直在关注你我真的很喜欢你小小师姐
07:22谢谢你的垂爱啊我我这人你也知道缺点多脾气臭我就怕你跟我在一起吧我会伤害到你果然是渣男谢谢小师姐小宇说得也太准了咱们这也是为民见渣为民除害渣男
07:42他伤害你小宇你太厉害了我今天用你的办法去试一下周瑜这个小渣渣结果他马上就现行了比赵妖镜还灵呢你看
07:51我说什么了是不是今天我就教你们樊老师爱情小课堂之
07:52谁实战篇耶
08:01好同志们准备好了吗跟着我的节奏三
08:02二 一
08:11走头发甩起来好样的想象飘柔之星就是你老老腰
08:12腰不是 我只有你没有油啊谁说的你要那么粗
08:16对不对我 我说没最后一步睁开你们的卡子兰大眼睛左看
08:21右看
08:22顾盼生辉跟着我的节奏走
08:23跟着我的节奏走
08:24走好
08:31cuid行吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧好
08:32ac石纸自行
08:35ko
08:35family
08:35,
08:35,
08:36.
08:37.
08:45Let's do this.
08:47What are you doing?
08:48What if you want to do?
08:51Why don't you think it will help you all?
08:52I know you've been fighting for a long time.
08:55I will be making something every day.
08:59I hear you out.
09:00What?
09:02I know you can't go to an eye so far.acional,
09:05Busatten校 食堂 操场 教室图书馆春天在哪里发挥你们的想象力哪里都是春天你们一个个不要给我丢脸啊记住我教科书式的套路一顿操作猛如虎得到幸福不怕苦大姐
09:35嗯
09:36嗯
09:44哎
09:46哎
09:47哎
09:47那个黄头发的帅哥
09:49谁啊
09:50音舞音语波音的
09:51叫小剑
09:52超A品质吧
09:57哎
10:00明天必须叫作业
10:01每个人给我撂掉一个
10:03哎
10:04Come on, let me take a look at it.
10:24You're a kid.
10:25You're a kid.
10:25You're a kid.
10:26You're a kid.
10:26I'm a kid.
10:27I don't know if it's a kid.
10:29It's all over there.
10:31What do you care about?
10:32I'm sorry.
10:34You're a kid.
10:34I'm a kid with a kid.
10:36Who it is?
10:38I like to get together.
10:40You're a kid.
10:41You're a kid.
10:54You're a kid.
10:57You're a kid too.
10:59You're a kid too.
10:59You're a kid.
10:59Why do you want me?
11:00Who do you?
11:01You're a kid!
11:03Go to your coffee shop.
11:16Joe經理.
11:17Joe's music is a bit loud.
11:19Can you become a爵士?
11:24Can you become a爵士?
11:28Thank you, Joe經理.
11:32Uh-huh-huh.要以
11:34uh-huh-huh作为结尾.莫名其妙地开心起来
11:38,一下子就把场上的氛围搞得暖蔑起来
11:40.总之,用上 uh-huh-huh.只好约会就松子有十分。你没事吧
11:53?你今天到底怎么了?我就是觉得我们认识了这么久
11:56,都没有好好坐在哪个天嘛。
12:032.
12:04You can't do the body-touch.
12:06You can't do it.
12:09You can't do it.
12:10You can't do it.
12:13You think the weather is how good?
12:15It's good.
12:17I don't think so.
12:23I'm sorry.
12:23I'm sorry.
12:31The third one.
12:33It's a fair way.
12:34You can keep it in the space.
12:38Let's go.
12:45I'm sorry.
12:49See?
12:50See?
12:52See?
12:53See?
13:05I'm sorry.
13:11I don't know what I'm going to do.
13:14I don't know what I'm going to do.
13:19I don't know what I'm going to do.
13:20I'm going to help you.
13:23The fourth step.
13:24He's a master master.
13:26He's a master master.
13:27I like to ask people,
13:31I'm going to have a drink.
13:33It's a good feeling.
13:35It's been a good feeling.
13:38It looks like it's been a good drink.
13:40I can go for it.
13:42Yes, yes.
13:45When you're looking for a drink,
13:46it is best to get the same drink with a B+.
13:47For example,
13:48you can get a drink from theship.
13:49You want to have a drink.
13:54Then you're going to use it,
13:55you can say it's your drink.
13:58Otherwise, we'll make a drink.
14:05Oh my God.
14:10You can eat a cup.
14:13I'm going to die.
14:15I don't want to die.
14:17I'm going to die.
14:45I want to see you in the middle of a bit.
14:51What's wrong with you?
14:58What's wrong with you?
15:00What's wrong with you?
15:00Many of the Chinese women like to talk to them.
15:02But the Japanese women like to talk to them is to talk to them.
15:05This is the high-level of the new
15:07I'm going to show you.
15:11You can show me?
15:18No.
15:22啊
15:23啊
15:23啊
15:23啊
15:24啊
15:27舌头痛
15:28有点
15:31哎
15:32同学了解一下
15:33我们的试试AP
15:34是是
15:34同学您也要了解一下
15:36同学了解一下
15:38我们的试试AP
15:39谢谢 谢谢
15:40谢谢
15:41范师兄 雷子师兄
15:43这么巧
15:43哎
15:46咱俩每回发传单都能碰上他
15:48哦
15:48我在附近约了人还没到
15:50要不我帮你们发传单吧
15:52嘖
15:53你看呢
15:55大姐师妹就是空
15:56来
15:56好 师兄
15:58哎
15:58哎 哎 哎 同学
16:01哎 同学
16:03哎
16:06下面讨论一下女性魅力问题
16:07要知道傻直男这种动物
16:09总是被不经意地打动
16:10即使穿得保守朴素
16:12也可以用套路来征服
16:14比如说
16:18伸懒腰就是展现女性身姿的最简套路
16:19第一挺胸
16:20第二写腰戏
16:22第三不经意地触碰到对方
16:24简直一举三得
16:25三得
16:41怎么了 师兄
16:43师妹你是不是没休息好
16:48要不你究竟找个地方休息一下吧
16:49我来就行
16:51好
16:54谢谢师兄
17:06其实你
17:08你不骂人的时候还挺可爱的 说话软软的跟唱歌似的
17:17我觉得你们重庆拿回来挺好的
17:18我觉得你们重庆拿回来挺好的
17:19更直
17:36从不挽绕的你今天真的不太一样
17:39我先走了
17:48我先走了
17:49好 我先走了
17:55回来了
17:57来来来
17:58作业呢
18:00大获全胜
18:01我跟你说
18:04周瑜那个渣渣已经被我离得五迷三道了
18:05我现在指动了
18:07他不敢往西
18:08我让他跳楼
18:09他不敢跳海
18:12这么厉害
18:14差点我自己都行
18:16太优秀了
18:18黄甫
18:22你说周瑜这么快已经给你的中群发工
18:23你干脆从了他算
18:24那可不行
18:26他才不是我的类型呢
18:27我跟你说
18:30今天我发现了一个超级无敌的大天菜
18:32谁啊
18:35你呢
18:36对 朗朗
18:37你那个土舌孝好用吗
18:40我只能说
18:43我真的很想你吃面花种子
18:45没事 没事 多练练就好
18:47多练练
18:48大姐 大姐
18:49你呢
18:54腿发完全不为所动
18:57谁啊 怎么不开眼
18:59路上遇到的也没特意找
19:01谁嘛
19:02你跟我们说说
19:03我们认识吗
19:06饭睡觉
19:12那这不怪你
19:13他本来也就不是个正常人
19:17但这并不代表我们的套路有问题
19:20你刚才再换个人吧
19:49嗯好帅啊太帅了休息一下吃蜜桃吗谢了客气什么呀我叫黄甫要小剑就行了
20:18这一条真心情怎么了你没事吧谢谢你真好真的好厉害啊水果齐联身体接触还一行就美你这套路真的太好用了
20:37但是但是樊老师最近里没有但是但是喜欢她的人也太多了人家情有点多嘛心里有点洪荒不怕给她制造一个强大的行李让她慌
20:55你今天怎么穿那么正式啊还找了这么好的一个餐厅你在我舅那家餐厅消费那么多也该换换我情绪你了
21:18再说这是我们二十四小时之内比哈尔多了也该吃得好了但今天是我找你帮忙让你请示范多不好意思你们重庆男孩就是这么耿直你
21:22你不用客气你想吃什么你随便点
21:48好好你应该已经看出来了吧怎样这么明显啊那你说小剑看出来了吗
22:15好昨天她当着那么多人的面包人家她她小剑我从第一次见她就很喜欢她了一直在想怎么去靠近她呢多亏了有樊小玉的神套路终于帮我打开了局面套路是啊她在宿舍里帮我们开了一个脱单小课堂
22:44你那次还有孙小郎那次我都实验成功了是不是很厉害实验啊很厉害你不是老几对我吗而且咱俩一见面就夹所以我心想要是这么爱怼我的人都不怼我了那就说明这个实验真的很管用没有提前跟你说你不会生气了吧
23:12当然当然够哥们那就说回我找你帮的忙啊其实很简单就是小剑有很多追求者嘛樊小玉说我也需要一个狂热的追求者让她有危机感所以那个狂热的追求者
23:35你愿意帮我忙愿意帮我忙有这么为难吗我答应你让我有一条件约会必须去我那餐厅消费
23:54对直掉开屏女神嗯我们分析过了与其给用户看富有设计感的标志不如直接在开屏页面来一个接地气的女神
24:17就是说找我当代言人的意思呗冰雪聪明就是这么个逻辑也不是不行啊不过呢亲兄弟明算账报酬怎么给啊分好还是股份顾奶奶我们还在试运营还没出学校那个圈里面还有什么红衣给你了
24:37那周大我觉得他们宿舍其他那几个姑娘也都还行尤其那个杨大姐又主动又耐死滤镜一家他们几个看着也差不多陈娇我最近吧
24:46其实一直在做公益事业刚开了个公益课堂造公信想想看也不差你们两个宅男这样我今天正式宣布一下
25:12从今天开始你就正式加入我们雷范家族了我们仨以后就叫雷范范我现在就去准备合同免得您反悔稍等吧武功不受禄虽然没什么报酬但是有什么我们能做的一定在所不辞
25:25装柔弱是女生以退为进的最佳套路让对方陪自己看恐怖片制造时机躲进对方怀里
25:49我怕这样都可以制造心动的效果那个师兄啊最近呢有一个恐怖片上映了但是我们宿舍那几个胆子都太小了敢看
26:10要不你陪我去呗恐怖片人家就是想看嘛然后又没有人陪如果你陪的话人家就不怕了你舌头不舒服
26:37我你去不去吗吸管疗痕法轻轻喝一口把吸管包在嘴里舞起来然后睁大眼睛像这样
27:03不要咬吸管不要咬吸管你知道有色吸管大多数中英属超标吗生太肺你会中毒的死你别咬
27:2850仅ех这是不是是累还是
27:29no
27:34much
27:40and that's why
27:42I got an idea
27:45What can you do the phone call
27:46in the long snap
27:49u
27:50near you
27:50saying that's
27:51now in their what
27:52and
27:53some love What
27:55happened I
27:56didn't take second time
27:57to
27:57get
27:58So I think I'm going to be able to capture her love
28:02that I can't take care of her.
28:04I can't help you.
28:05I can't think of it.
28:06It's just like this.
28:08I'll tell you.
28:10I'll tell you.
28:16It's a funny thing.
28:45I'm going to take care of her and any of her.
28:46I have my hand in my hand.
28:47I have a headache and have a headache.
28:48I'm going to spend my hand.
28:49No, I will not.
28:53I'm going to wait for her.
28:53How do you look at what I want.
29:06Oh my god, it's okay.
29:07This is...
29:14This...
29:15Is it okay?
29:17This is the owner送 for me.
29:18Every time I come, the owner will send me this and that.
29:22When you came here, he wanted to send me a message,
29:25but I didn't give it.
29:28Now I can see my face as a handsome guy.
29:32I'm not happy about it.
29:35It looks like it's interesting.
29:37But it's so good.
29:39That's how I can do it.
29:40No, I don't want to go.
29:41No, I don't want to go.
29:41No, I don't want to go.
29:43No, I don't want to go.
29:47You really want me to do it.
29:49If I have your help,
29:51I will be able to take my help.
29:52I hope so.
29:56I can't take my help with you.
29:58No, I don't want to go out.
29:59I don't want to go out.
30:00I just want to ask you a question.
30:02What?
30:03I want to ask you.
30:04I want to ask you a question.
30:05I have a question.
30:12I have my fault.
30:14There's an answer.
30:16What?
30:22I'm sorry.
30:26I'm sorry.
30:28I'm sorry.
30:30I'll be sure to change the face.
30:32I'm not sure.
30:33I'm sorry.
30:35I'll have to go.
30:37I'll go.
30:38I'm sorry.
30:47now you come back to the film.
30:56No, I'm going to watch the movie.
30:57I'll just watch the horror movie.
31:00I'll watch my children's game for the movie.
31:05I'll watch my children's game.
31:06What's this?
31:07What are you writing?
31:09It's not about the 520!
31:10I'll teach you a few more fun stuff.
31:13I will teach you a better job.
31:15and even more channels
31:17that they tend to come up with a small talents
31:18on the planet
31:18it comes to an endless amount of trees
31:20and you will never have a planting tree
31:27Hey,小羽
31:28Um?
31:29To have you a question
31:30Do you think
31:32men have an immersion?
31:35Of course
31:36I do think
31:38that people just carry around
31:40the same way
31:41there's two different problems
31:42There is also a region called the詠儀區.
31:46Many people are from詠儀區.
31:48They are from詠儀區.
31:48Some people are still in詠儀區.
31:52You have such an詠儀區?
31:55There.
31:56You all know.陸旭文.
31:59I was 18 years old.
32:0219 years old. That's
32:03not true. But
32:04I was always in詠儀區.
32:06You've been so hard. You've got a chance.
32:09No.
32:31Why?
32:31I haven't seen you yet.
32:34It's not true.
32:34It's not true.
32:36It's not true.
32:37It's not true.
32:39It's not true.
32:41It's not true.
32:41It's not true.
32:43It's not true to me.
32:47It's not true to me.
32:50I don't know what you think it's true to me.
32:51I'll go with your turn.
32:57I'll go with Dan.
32:58I just want to go out.
32:59To some of her.
33:01Well, she didn't have a real many years.
33:01It's not a good thing.
33:05It is different to me.
33:06Se희姐姐没有注意到
33:07GPS 你加我的我多用的
33:14Go檢查檢查
33:14就是那个
33:15樊 潇雨
33:19胖子
33:20你怎么知道我在这儿啊
33:27潇雨
33:28我不觉得咱们俩是淳友仪
33:30我更不想跟你待在友谊区里面
33:32我们俩需要突破
33:33需要从友谊过渡到恋人
33:35等会儿
33:36Who told you?
33:38I...
33:40You are a dream.
33:41You say we're friends with you.
33:43I'm going to talk to you about this.
33:45That's your dream.
33:46You're a dream.
33:50I gave you the idea.
33:51I gave you the idea.
33:51I'm doing so much.
33:53You can't get paid.
33:54I'm not going to get paid.
33:56You're well, you don't want to put me on.
33:59You're not going to let me fix it.
34:00I...
34:01I think we must have a good result.
34:04We are always the result of this.
34:06You and I are兄弟.
34:09You can't be a sister.
34:10You can't tell me how many times are you.
34:12Who is going to become兄弟 and sister?
34:15I'm going to become your first friend.
34:16I'm going to become your first friend.
34:17First friend.
34:23You...
34:23Who is he?
34:24He is. How could he be me?
34:26Really?
34:27You're not going to be.
34:28How could he be?
34:29I'm not going to be in the next 20 years.
34:31Is it?
34:32How are you talking about?
34:32I can't tell you.
34:34Maybe you can't call me.
34:36I'm going to give you a second.
34:37I'll be letting you go.
34:39You're going to be moving from me to the rest of us.
34:41You can't talk about love.
34:43You're going to talk about love.
34:46You're going to talk about love.
34:51You're not talking about love.
34:52You're a part of your mother.
34:52You're going to talk about love.
34:56I'm going to get you.
34:59I'm going to talk about love.
35:02Baby, I think I want to move.
36:14I have a busy day now.
36:19I still have a busy day before I need to pass.
36:29What are you doing?
37:04Ooh.大小姐
37:07.别在这儿上损背秋了
37:12.比赛还等着你呢.本来想着比赛结束以后
37:20,男朋友能给我一个大大的拥抱和大大的心、和都睡着懂了.
47:26We're right back.
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