00:08Then, now, forever, together.
00:32This is the great state of Texas, third largest city.
00:36This is Dallas, and tonight, we are live at the home of the NBA's Mavericks and NHL stars,
00:42the American Airlines Center.
00:55The number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship, Seth Rollins is here.
01:01Tonight, he'll sign the contract with the champion, Roman Reigns, for their epic match at SummerSlam.
01:07Who will face the spectacular penta for the Intercontinental Championship at SummerSlam?
01:13We find out tonight, one of these seven men will run the gauntlet to earn a title opportunity.
01:20Io Sky meets Liv Morgan for the Women's World Title two weeks from Saturday at SummerSlam.
01:26Tonight, the genius of the sky goes one-on-one with Morgan's Judgment Day teammate, Roxanne Perez.
01:32And last week, Maxine Dupree shocked everyone when she helped the vision regain the tag team titles.
01:41Tonight, the new champs are here to celebrate live on Monday Night Raw.
01:47Bye.
02:54Well, this is going to be something.
02:59Paul Heyman has waved out a group of police officers to accompany him, Brock Lesnar, to the ring tonight.
03:06Paul, what do you think Lesnar and Heyman are up to?
03:11I couldn't tell you.
03:12No good?
03:17Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, accompanied by WWE Hall of Famer, his advocate, Paul Heyman,
03:28The Beast, Brock Lesnar.
03:34Ladies and gentlemen, you're looking into the eyes of The Beast, who two weeks from Saturday for the epic SummerSlam
03:44two-night event begins.
03:46Lesnar will be locked inside.
03:4820 feet high, five tons, a massive roof, a match that has altered careers and created legends.
04:01Brock locked inside Hell in a Cell with Oba Femi.
04:06Let's get great.
04:07Oh.
04:25Clay!
04:26Yuh!
04:26Juh!massimey!
04:28Molly! hoodie!
04:36announced Ma
04:36Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
04:57Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Cage.
05:02Introducing the champion of the cage, the beast of the practicon, Barack Lester!
05:16I would also like to call to your attention the fine, upstanding gentleman of the Dallas-Texas Police Department.
05:31Now, you may be asking the question, well, why are the Dallas cops here tonight?
05:36And it's a very valid question, and the answer is Oba Femi.
05:59Oba Femi turned down a guaranteed title match against either champion, because that's how obsessed he is with Barack Lester!
06:16I want you to think about the enormity of the statement I just made.
06:21He turned down the opportunity to get into the ring with either champion of his choice.
06:29That is stalker level.
06:32That is obsessed to an unhealthy degree.
06:36That's Clinger number nine territory.
06:40Oba Femi is not just a Clinger.
06:44He's not just obsessed.
06:46He's not just a stalker.
06:47He is the biggest dummy I've ever met in my entire life.
06:53And you can boo that all you want, but everybody knows that I'm telling the truth.
06:59That he's not just a big dummy.
07:00He's a really, really, really, really, really, really big Nigerian dummy
07:07that turns down an opportunity for the title, because he's like a psycho ex-girlfriend coming after Brock Lesnar.
07:21See, I've got to be honest with you.
07:34I'm used to people being obsessed with Brock Lesnar.
07:37Everyone wants a shootout in the OK Corral.
07:40Everyone likes to talk shit.
07:43And then they get hit.
07:46And then, once they get hit by Brock Lesnar, they're not so obsessed with Brock Lesnar anymore.
07:54So, there's a bigger problem at hand.
07:58It's not just Oba Femi obsessed with Brock Lesnar.
08:03My client, Brock Lesnar, is obsessed with Oba Femi.
08:12And, ladies and gentlemen, that scares me half to death.
08:17I call Brock Lesnar when he's on a hunting trip.
08:20I said, Brock, how's the hunting going?
08:23And he says, I can't wait to get inside Hell in a Cell with Oba Femi.
08:27I call Brock Lesnar when he's in training camp.
08:29I said, how's training going, Brock?
08:31He says, I can't wait to get inside Hell in a Cell with Oba Femi.
08:35I've seen a lot of people obsessed with Brock Lesnar.
08:37Brock Lesnar obsessed with anybody is unhealthy.
08:40Brock Lesnar obsessed with Oba Femi leads to what Dallas, Texas is used to.
08:45Violence.
08:50Now, Oba Femi didn't want to throw away title shots.
08:53And Brock Lesnar may be willing to beat Oba Femi into the ground tonight.
08:56But me, I want to protect my money.
08:59That's what an advocate does.
09:00So, to protect my shekels, I went to WWE.
09:04And I said, can we please get a no-touch clause before SummerSlam, before Hell in a Cell.
09:09And that requires a lot of lawyers and paperwork.
09:12So, I went to a judge here in Dallas that my father knew years ago.
09:18And I pulled it more than one favor.
09:20And I got a restraining order.
09:23A restraining order on Oba Femi.
09:29So that Oba Femi cannot come within a hundred feet of Brock Lesnar.
09:34And the truth be told, I got a restraining order on my own client, Brock Lesnar.
09:42And out of respect and years of loyalty to me, I know that Brock Lesnar will please adhere to the
09:54restraining order
09:55because this beast is a law-abiding citizen.
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